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#70263
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70263/action/topic#70263
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Sure:

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Can you answer which line the 'Z' fits in? And why?

(if u've seen it b4, don't answer, but otherwise, guess all u want )

I think u meant something different though, so if u did, I'm interested!


thanks for the encouragement to stay, but my parents don't like me spending too much time on the comp, plus i just got a new puppy & he requires time too.
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#70265
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NFL
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70265/action/topic#70265
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Yeah, NFL.com does have a pay system, but I'm not THAT big of a fan & the dish will show me all games I want, but since I don't curently pay for my Digital Cable, changing it is out of the question. Good news for me though, they are playing the SF 49ers soon, which will be on the air, as well as a monday night game.
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#70260
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It's official...
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70260/action/topic#70260
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LMAO in general @ Rebel Rouser.

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Originally posted by: jimbo
Why did I not post yesterday. You probably thought I was getting some.
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Yes, Jimbo, I was wondering exactly that. "Geez, I bet Jimbo is having sex right now", I thought to myself yesterday.



Uhhh, ROFL.

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Originally posted by: Bossk
So explain why Bush is fit. I'm wondering what it is that you saw (or heard) in the speech that convinced you.
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Nothing I didn't know before. The basic stuff. Kerry is lier, a flip floper, supports faggots, taxes, and baby murderers. Bush is a strong leader who has done everything he can to protect this country and fix our economy.


If that is enough to convince u to vote for a president....i think the electoral college system is a VERY good idea. I can't imagine that convincing ANYONE all by itself.
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#70085
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/70085/action/topic#70085
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Anyone watch SNL? Here's some...


Jack Handey Philosophies:


Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

If you're ever in a plane getting ready to take off, and you see another plane crash into something, just smile, because hey, there have never been back to back plane crashes.

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


My favorite by far is the last one...