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StarTrooper3000

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#197297
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Well put! For fear of an uprising of its fanbase, I didn't really want to mention that I don't care for reality television as a whole. The only show I actually liked was The Mole - back in the beginning of the reality show era. That one required the viewer to use some thought and cunning to discover a mystery revealed in the finale...what a surprise it was when it bombed! Why, one would think that that is just too much work for the american audience to do while watching television. Oh well...
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#197293
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ROTJ is Luke or Anakin?
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I would definately think of it as a multi-dimensional title. Regardless of its original meaning, it can be interperated as Anakin, Luke, or the Jedi in general returning. However, as to what Lucas meant by the title, I am 95% sure he meant it as the Jedi as a whole, not as a single person. Over the years the whole concept of Jedi and Sith has evolved to allow us to realize more meanings than that, but originally it must have just meant the group/order.
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#197260
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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This woman goes to a multi-story department store called "Husbands." She enters one the first level and sees a sign which reads:
THIS LEVEL: PLAIN MEN.
CUSTOMERS ARE ALLOWED TO ASCEND TO THE NEXT LEVEL, HOWEVER PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE YOU HAVE GONE UP, YOU CANNOT GO BACK DOWN...
Well, the woman was curious so she went up to the next floor. This floor was labeled:
THIS LEVEL: ATTRACTIVE MEN
The woman was impressed but she figured she'd see the next floor. The sign read:
THIS LEVEL: ATTRACTIVE MEN WITH MONEY
She was getting excited now, so she decided to go up another floor. The next sign read:
THIS LEVEL: ATTRRACTIVE MEN WITH MONEY WHO LOVE CHILDREN
She went up to the next level where the sign read:
THIS LEVEL: ATTRACTIVE MEN WITH MONEY WHO LOVE CHILDREN AND ARE GREAT IN BED AND WHO ARE WELL EDUCATED
The woman decided she'd go up another level. The floor was empty and the sign read:
YOU ARE THE 3,043,939 CUSTOMER WHO HAS COME THIS FAR. THERE ARE NO MEN UP HERE FOR NO ONE IS THAT PERFECT.
This just goes to prove, men, that women are NEVER satisfied.
There was a similar store across the street, called "Wives." The first floor was labeled "WOMEN" and the second "ATTRACTIVE WOMEN." No one ever went up to the third floor...