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Highlander. I’m sorry, but I hated it. Yes. Hated it. Quite possibly my most unpopular opinion yet. In the dictionary definition for “cheesy/campy”, there should be a still of this movie. The best part of the movie was the 18th century duel scene which was pretty funny and a brief breath from the dullness of the rest of the film. The fact they didn’t even bother to hire an actual Scottish actor for MacLeod’s part showcases the sheer incompetence here.

However, there were lots of unintentionally funny moments throughout the film. Particularly the first time you see Heather as an old woman. I burst out laughing because of how shitty the makeup job was. She looked more like she had a fucking skin condition more than anything else.

Queen’s music was great, though. But not even that, nor could Sean Connery’s wit and charm, save the film. And I’m certainly not going to watch the universally panned sequel.

Proof that '80s pop culture gets too much praise.

HOWEVER…if this film isn’t MEANT to be taken seriously, then I take back most of what I said.

P.S., If you liked this movie, that’s fine. But don’t you dare do the whole “YoU jUsT dIdN’T gEt iT” rhetoric.

Highlander. I couldn’t stand it.

If the worst movie ever made really exists, it’s most likely a comedy. Why? Because most bad serious dramas and horror movies can be so bad they’re funny. A bad comedy, on the other hand, are more so bad it’s unfunny, therefore having pretty much no enjoyment value.

Airplane!

In my opinion slapstick works best when it’s something unrealistic happening in a realistic setting.

Cartoon slapstick doesn’t really work because the situation is already unrealistic, so stuff like that would be expected and blend in too much with the cartoon setting.

Live action slapstick on the other hand, can be knee-slap worthy because of something unrealistic happening in a realistic setting.

(I remember a year ago I said slapstick wasn’t funny at all. Well my opinion has certainly changed.)

Superweapon VII said:

I love Monty Python’s Flying Circus. The movies, not as much. Their humour works best for me in the half-hour format, I suppose.

I actually like the show a bit more than the movies.

Speaking of overrated shows, I just started watching the first episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Most of the jokes are silly rather than funny. I just don’t get surreal humour. To me it feels like it goes into r/iamveryrandom territory. I much prefer Fawlty Towers as its humour is more “structured” if you catch my drift.

Cults hurt badly. Some wounds take years to heal.

I wish every cult was exposed, shut down, and the leaders punished severely.

Cults are a plague and are a mental pandemic that sucks out the humility and bloats up the ego of anyone unlucky enough to get slimed by their tentacles.

Death to all cults. Cults are horrific. ESPECIALLY those new religious groups that think that they are special. Fucking devils. You don’t even have to be truly part of it to get “wounded”. You can be influenced by a family member.

I once created an account on some site and spilled my cult-influenced bile there. Antisexual. Arrogant. Declinist. Authoritarian. Totalitarian. It didn’t help that my mental illnesses inflated it. And yes, the cult I was influenced by which I decline to name does have a rightfully shitty reputation as the leaders are corrupt and many agree.

Once again…

Cults Hurt. Badly.

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I feel like painting my face and changing my name to Emmett Kelly.

Superweapon VII said:

Everything becomes fanfiction if it’s popular enough. No exceptions.

For a second I thought you meant every popular work IS a fanfiction.

Oh BTW that avatar is magnificent.

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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

Anakin Starkiller said:

How can a quote be invisible? I’m no thief.

I mean it’s a quote I would have said. Don’t take it too literally.

Try to make a reference/quote to an obscure piece of media. I’ll start…

I’m a goddamn good-lookin’ man!

Oh yeah, also try to guess the piece of media referenced by whoever made the reference.

The internet is a shithole making my life miserable. Where’s Ned Ludd when you need him?

Anakin Starkiller said:

I just spent an hour and a half blankly staring at my screen, doing nothing. I guess part of that is sleep depravation but there’s also underlying sense aimlessness to my life that it stems from.

Did you just steal an invisible quote from me?

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Anakin Starkiller said:

Just watched Tron (1982) and it was total garbage.

You must really hate the movie if you posted the exact same line in the B*tching thread.

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I prefer MrBeast’s older videos. When he was humbler, did more basic videos, had that giant Asian sticker, and yes, I clearly remember binge-watching his “Worst Intros” videos back when they were still up. Good times.

Speaking of IMDb (keep in mind this is a light rant/mild annoyance) I really wish the advanced search had a filter out option. Therefore when I want to see 1980s Chinese movies for example, it doesn’t swarm in with American movies which happened to also release in China.

I know that a lot of people want to catch em’ all, but my job is a much bigger challenge. It is my goal to masturbate to all 898 Pokemon, plain and simple. I usually try to do it twice a day, regardless of the difficulties. At the end, I always win. I go on places like Deviantart, rule 34 and, occasionally e621 in order to achieve this massive goal, and when I finally do, I will become a Pokemon Master. Sometimes, it is easy. I can come in five minutes looking at Gardevoir or Lopunny pornos. Sometimes I come across major challenges that I have to overcome, in the case of Garbodor and Magikarp especially. I have to imagine the wet, sloppy fish mouth sucking on my cock without thinking about the actual fish itself. It is very hard, but the satisfaction you get when you achieve victory is immense. Not only do you get the generally pleasurable feeling from ejaculation, but you also know that you overcame an obstacle few men have dared to try. I have a total of 347 successful ejaculations total, but it only gets harder as I move on. When I see a Serperior, for instance, I have to think to myself “In what way can I imagine this creature in order to get off to it?” It is a puzzle for sure, considering I do not have a thing for (most) of these creatures, making it extremely entertaining and interesting for others to watch. I try to focus in on its somewhat beautiful face, and think about that more than the yards of snake behind it. I sometimes have issues with Pokemon like Machamp, who appear extremely male. But I always find a way. There has been no hurdle too steep for me. I want to be the very best. Anything lower does not cut it. And that is why I am beating off to pictures of Lucario on the Internet, mom.

This is a a thread where we post random/funny/relatable/whatever copypastas from around the web. Have fun, and Donald Trump will cum back in 2024 as Dark MAGA. He will use the power of goth (from listening to too much metal after losing 2020) and Jesus Christ to show the demoncrats and the cabal why they shoes raggedy. Joe Biden’s fate? Stuck in the cum jar for 250 days.

Oh yeah, I forgot, this is possibly NSFW.