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Spuffure

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15-Oct-2020
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https://www.fuckoff.com

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#1380895
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Going away? Post so here!
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Well, I guess this is also goodbye for me, now that Oojason’s gone.

Y’see, now that I have no interest in Star Wars, Superheroes, or Popular Culture anymore, and the fact that Off-Topic now has the activity of someone in an old folk’s home. There’s a thread that was supposed to have everyone post their film and TV reviews, but only the OP ever posts. This really shows how much of a dead horse Off-Topic is, it’s a shell of it’s former self. I guess this is almost exclusively a Star Wars preservation site now; a site which I have no interest in. And since this is NOT a mental support forum…

I just do not see any reason being active anymore.

But before I go, I’d just like to say that my rowdy behavior is caused by my (mild) mental issues I’d not like to name for privacy reasons. Conservatives aren’t THAT bad; looking back it’s like judging Christianity purely on the Crusades.

But anyways, if I don’t come back to voice anything else that I haven’t already discussed…

Cheers, Spuffy.

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#1380707
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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jedi_bendu said:

Spuffure said:

Inhales

I’VE

FUCKING

HAD

ENOUGH!!!

I’VE HAD IT! THAT’S IT! I’M LEAVING!!! I ONLY COME HERE TO TRY AND GET REACTIONS BECAUSE I’M A LONELY MASHOCHIST WITH NEAR PISS POOR MENTAL HEALTH. FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

Hey, if it’s any consolation, I hate conservatives too, man.

That wasn’t the point of my post. I was just fed up with my shitty life.

But I still hate conservatives, regardless.

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#1380585
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The Unpopular Film, TV, Music, Art, Books, Comics, Games, & Technology Opinion Thread (for all you contrarians!)
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Omni said:

Spuffure said:

The Beatles got a LOT better during and after '65.

Absolutely not a hot take.

What I meant to say is that their earlier songs are mostly trash. I hate most love songs with a passion. They have as much depth as a baby pool.

Also, early ‘60s songs are shit.

We Didn’t Start The Fire is fucking GARBAGE and Billy Joel’s worst song. Lots of good ‘70s artists got trash in the ‘80s! Uptown Girl is also so damn puerile. I hate that good awful corny voice Joel does in that song. And my god, Movin’ Out! The way Joel sings in that song makes me want to stuff a handkerchief in my ears! 🖕😤🖕

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#1378949
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Random Thoughts
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Dek Rollins said:

It’s definitely bizarre seeing LuckyGungan’s post about what a nice place this site was/is followed immediately by the Navy Seal copypasta.

I just felt like posting it at the time, it was intended to be a random joke, but to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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#1378849
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Random Thoughts
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Yeah, it’s all fine and dandy here, but what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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#1378835
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Fuck you Mao. This whole pandemic is your fault. Without your stupid fat ass Covid would have been controlled. Also, fuck you Winnie the Pooh and your cronies for censoring the early info. Also, fuck you again Mao Zedick for almost destroying China’s beautiful traditional culture and massacring many Chinese people. On top of that, fuck you Columbus and fuck you British Empire for destroying indigenous cultures all around the world. And to top that off, fuck you USA for ruining Asia’s beautiful traditional culture.

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#1377369
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Last Album Listened To
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I just listened to an album with an incredibly weird take on old Russian folk songs. Not sure if this is the right thread but could anyone kindly shed some light on it? Because it’s really intriguing, bizarre, and ever mysterious; there’s barely any information on the album.

I’ll reveal the album when someone agrees to help me.

Sincerely sorry if I sound stupid.

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#1376762
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Okay, now for another rant before I go to bed.

Please, as a teen, I HATE BEING TOLD WHAT UNESSENTIAL THINGS TO DO BY ADULTS!

‘Duh, you have to dress like this’

I can dress however I damn want.

‘You have to eat specifically like this’

I can eat however I want unless it makes a damn mess.

‘You can’t dye your hair or shave it like that!’

There’s nothing inherently bad about that, except for chemical shit.

‘You should get this specific job!’

No. Fuck you.

‘You must look sEnSiBlE.’

Okay Boomer.

‘You must come to the movies with us!’ (Even when the other parent is staying home)

I can make my own choices.

That’s about all I can think of.