Inhales

I’VE

FUCKING

HAD

ENOUGH!!!

I’VE HAD IT! THAT’S IT! I’M LEAVING!!! I ONLY COME HERE TO TRY AND GET REACTIONS BECAUSE I’M A LONELY MASHOCHIST WITH NEAR PISS POOR MENTAL HEALTH. FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

FUCK THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!

AU REVOIR!!!

Rodney-2187 said:

I thought Les Grossman was in here for a minute.

What are you talking about?

Nobody could ever guess mine 😉

Ha! My avatar’s am obscure band nobody will know apart from less than 500 people!

TV’s Frink said:

It was a lot of fun being in my 50s during the 80s.

Holy shit, Frink was born in the 1930s?!!? Christ!

Omni said:

Spuffure said:

The Beatles got a LOT better during and after '65.

Absolutely not a hot take.

What I meant to say is that their earlier songs are mostly trash. I hate most love songs with a passion. They have as much depth as a baby pool.

Also, early ‘60s songs are shit.

We Didn’t Start The Fire is fucking GARBAGE and Billy Joel’s worst song. Lots of good ‘70s artists got trash in the ‘80s! Uptown Girl is also so damn puerile. I hate that good awful corny voice Joel does in that song. And my god, Movin’ Out! The way Joel sings in that song makes me want to stuff a handkerchief in my ears! 🖕😤🖕

It’s funny how the middle name “Luther” are borne by two specific people who are complete opposites of each other. One’s one of the greatest men who ever lived in this modern day, and the other is one of the craziest pieces of shit in this modern day. Strange.

Dek Rollins said:

It’s definitely bizarre seeing LuckyGungan’s post about what a nice place this site was/is followed immediately by the Navy Seal copypasta.

I just felt like posting it at the time, it was intended to be a random joke, but to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Yeah, it’s all fine and dandy here, but what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Fuck you Mao. This whole pandemic is your fault. Without your stupid fat ass Covid would have been controlled. Also, fuck you Winnie the Pooh and your cronies for censoring the early info. Also, fuck you again Mao Zedick for almost destroying China’s beautiful traditional culture and massacring many Chinese people. On top of that, fuck you Columbus and fuck you British Empire for destroying indigenous cultures all around the world. And to top that off, fuck you USA for ruining Asia’s beautiful traditional culture.

I just listened to an album with an incredibly weird take on old Russian folk songs. Not sure if this is the right thread but could anyone kindly shed some light on it? Because it’s really intriguing, bizarre, and ever mysterious; there’s barely any information on the album.

I’ll reveal the album when someone agrees to help me.

Sincerely sorry if I sound stupid.

Surprisingly, Bob Dylan. His voice just has such a comfortable and calming feeling I can’t describe.

Rick Evans is also quite good.

Best decade is definitely the 1960s. Not sure about worst decade, likely 2000-10s. But the 1950s/early 60s were incredibly boring.

Somebody’s probably already posted this, but definitely Hurricane and Desolation Row by Bob Dylan. Absolutely wonderful. Also, Ain’t Talkin’ is severely underrated.

I HATE HAVING OCD SO FUCKING MUCH… AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

DuracellEnergizer said:

Spuffure said:

I have conservatives so much.

Donate your surplus conservatives to your local food bank.

Dammit, I meant hate.

I have conservatives so much.

You know, boomers and millennials are FAR from the worst generation. You know what the true WORST generation is?

PEOPLE IN THE 19TH CENTURY, THAT’S WHO!!!

It’s nice they’re all dead now.

I’ll was a time of year for my next trip home uuyuuuuuuu was a great day for my new home game.

Okay, now for another rant before I go to bed.

Please, as a teen, I HATE BEING TOLD WHAT UNESSENTIAL THINGS TO DO BY ADULTS!

‘Duh, you have to dress like this’

I can dress however I damn want.

‘You have to eat specifically like this’

I can eat however I want unless it makes a damn mess.

‘You can’t dye your hair or shave it like that!’

There’s nothing inherently bad about that, except for chemical shit.

‘You should get this specific job!’

No. Fuck you.

‘You must look sEnSiBlE.’

Okay Boomer.

‘You must come to the movies with us!’ (Even when the other parent is staying home)

I can make my own choices.

That’s about all I can think of.

This is a French postcard from the 1920s. Almost 100 years old. Yet her face seems…off. Not much different from modern day Instagram, eh?

DuracellEnergizer said:

Not to mention, I don’t like Axl Rose’s voice. I think it is grating.

Removed - Embarrassing.

Slapstick isn’t funny. It’s entertaining though.

Romance is stupid and unnecessary in movies unless it is crucial to the plot. (Is this unpopular?)

I don’t like most musical films. They’re just too cheerful and romanticises a historic era sometimes, and probably most appeal to middle aged mums. However, there are some musicals I do genuinely do enjoy.

Fan-service is god-awful bollocks and ruins the aesthetic of a film other than to please horny teenagers. That ruins a lot of anime. Please, young-adult oriented anime where the female characters aren’t sexualised and look like a bug-eyed Disney character please?

I’m bloody tired of Every. Single. Fantasy. Story… taking place in a world modelled after medieval Europe. Like, how about a world modelled after imperial Asia, or… ancient Mesopotamia. Or, god forbid, pre-contact America?! Just stop trying to be like Tolkien.

What the flying fuck are the good plot advancing reasons for sex scenes other than to please the bloody audience?!

I was born in the wrong generation…

I wish I was born in a future generation where technology and life is better so I can live happy without my feeble human body!!! Life fucking sucks right now and I despise the human body and my old feeble mind. I wish I could be so much more than just some organism on a fucking rock while people suffer around me while I have to deal with awful mental health issues. Life fucking sucks. At least I’m glad I wasn’t born in the fucking Middle Ages or the 1950s and I’m not starving!!!

But my life still sucks.