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Spuffure

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#1375028
Topic
The Unpopular Film, TV, Music, Art, Books, Comics, Games, & Technology Opinion Thread (for all you contrarians!)
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CourtlyHades296 said:

Spuffure said:

Slapstick isn’t funny. It’s entertaining though.

Romance is stupid and unnecessary in movies unless it is crucial to the plot. (Is this unpopular?)

I don’t like most musical films. They’re just too cheerful and romanticises a historic era sometimes, and probably most appeal to middle aged mums. However, there are some musicals I do genuinely do enjoy.

Fan-service is god-awful bollocks and ruins the aesthetic of a film other than to please horny teenagers. That ruins a lot of anime. Please, young-adult oriented anime where the female characters aren’t sexualised and look like a bug-eyed Disney character please?

I’m bloody tired of Every. Single. Fantasy. Story… taking place in a world modelled after medieval Europe. Like, how about a world modelled after imperial Asia, or… ancient Mesopotamia. Or, god forbid, pre-contact America?! Just stop trying to be like Tolkien.

What the flying fuck are the good plot advancing reasons for sex scenes other than to please the bloody audience?!

Terminator 1 had a sex scene to explain how John Connor was conceived to keep the time loop stable.

Okay, THAT’S an exception.

Another opinion, a lot of the ‘first old stuff’ are drastically inferior to the layer products. The first half of A New Hope is boring, Please Please Me is mediocre (though Twist and Shout is great) and Honey Ryder is a shit character. She’s a fucking coward, she does jackshit in the entire fucking plot! And God please keep some fucking clothes on her. WHY THE FLYING FUCK ARE PEOPLE PRAISING HER?! I mean, she’s not the worst (Mary Goodnight can go fuck herself) but she PALES in comparison to the later girls. Tracy was fantastic and at least Pussy Galore ahem was fully freaking clothed.

Fucking objectification, people! It’s been a problem since the bloody 30s!

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#1374836
Topic
The Unpopular Film, TV, Music, Art, Books, Comics, Games, & Technology Opinion Thread (for all you contrarians!)
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Slapstick isn’t funny. It’s entertaining though.

Romance is stupid and unnecessary in movies unless it is crucial to the plot. (Is this unpopular?)

I don’t like most musical films. They’re just too cheerful and romanticises a historic era sometimes, and probably most appeal to middle aged mums. However, there are some musicals I do genuinely do enjoy.

Fan-service is god-awful bollocks and ruins the aesthetic of a film other than to please horny teenagers. That ruins a lot of anime. Please, young-adult oriented anime where the female characters aren’t sexualised and look like a bug-eyed Disney character please?

I’m bloody tired of Every. Single. Fantasy. Story… taking place in a world modelled after medieval Europe. Like, how about a world modelled after imperial Asia, or… ancient Mesopotamia. Or, god forbid, pre-contact America?! Just stop trying to be like Tolkien.

What the flying fuck are the good plot advancing reasons for sex scenes other than to please the bloody audience?!

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#1374507
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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I was born in the wrong generation…

I wish I was born in a future generation where technology and life is better so I can live happy without my feeble human body!!! Life fucking sucks right now and I despise the human body and my old feeble mind. I wish I could be so much more than just some organism on a fucking rock while people suffer around me while I have to deal with awful mental health issues. Life fucking sucks. At least I’m glad I wasn’t born in the fucking Middle Ages or the 1950s and I’m not starving!!!

But my life still sucks.

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#1373613
Topic
The Unpopular Film, TV, Music, Art, Books, Comics, Games, & Technology Opinion Thread (for all you contrarians!)
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Self portrait by Bob Dylan is a good album.

Honey Ryder (film version) is NOT one of the best Bond girls…she’s one of the worst.

Pink Floyd got a lot better after Waters left.

The Beatles got a LOT better during and after '65.

Superhero Comics, especially Batman, have gotten WAY too dark and gritty in this century.

Zager and Evans are severely underrated. Just listen to their other works, including 2525.

Fight me. 😉 😈

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#1371219
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If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Okay, I need to get this off my chest.

I fucking hate the way women are treated in modern media. They’re almost always seen in a sexual light, always have to fucking flash their bodies, be caked in makeup, fucking disgusting. I mean, yes, I know, stuff like this has been around for centuries, just look at some of Rubens’ stuff, but at least it was artistic in a way.

I bow down to media that portray women in a normal light, as a fucking human being.

And this is all coming from a man.

Sorry, I’m just really fucking pissed right know. I needed to get this off my chest.

P.S. you don’t need curves to be beautiful.

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#1275349
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
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Anakin Starkiller said:

Based on a quick Google, they exempted memes and GIFs under parody, so it’s not that bad. That said, I’m not aware of the other deatails, so maybe it’s actually still terrible. Was Brexit about the UK trying to save its memes?

Though what I’m truly worried about, is if A). The upload filters will be all fucked up and accidentally fuck up the internet beyond repair, and B) It will ban copyrighted images from IMDB and Wikipedia (though maybe not wikipedia as it has the ‘fair use’ liscence