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#460335
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The Worst thing about the prequel films for me as a fan.
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The worst thing for me as a fan is the self-hypnosis that the fanboys undergo to convince themselves that the prequels are good movies.  

Trust me, the hypnosis is real.  I tried to imagine that the parallels between the OT and the PT meant quality and enjoyment.  I looked for Campbell-style "Heroes Call to Adventure" for the characters, as if it would give them some importance and gravitas.  I tried to make it work for a number of years until I had the realization that "Hey, those movies aren't very good."  

Let go of the denial, you fanboys.  Honesty doesn't make you less of a fan.

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#460333
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Star Wars coming to Blu Ray (UPDATE: August 30 2011, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
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skyjedi2005 said:

Or Lucas could add Boba Fett/Jango Fett to episode I, currently the only film Boba does not show up in.

I remember when he was put in star wars special edition and was like WTF.

If shaw was replaced in the 1997 version of Jedi i would have walked out of the screening i was at.  Same for Jango fett's voice in empire strikes back, or jar jar in jedi..

Another problem i see is that because of Episode II and III you have Darth Vader in 5 of the six films/movies, the only one where Anakin remotely is like a person who is not an evil asshole is episode 1.

Never mind that in Episode II and III vader without the suit is not the badass villain but an emo whiny kid, whom you actually are glad is left in the lava in episode III. 

They could replace that one pasty bounty hunter in Ep 1 with Jango.  

 

The options are unfortunately endless.

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#460331
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Star Wars coming to Blu Ray (UPDATE: August 30 2011, No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!)
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Ric Olie said:

^What a terrible line reading.

I guess you could do better?  I guess then they would have to add you to the OT.  That would be ... interesting.

The idea of adding additional colors to the stormtroopers scares me.  Although it wouldn't surprise me.  An elite squad was sent down to Mos Eisley to find the droids.

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#460219
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Possessed Return of the Jedi-* Resurrected!!*
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I got and watched it.  

I liked the cuts.  Jerjerrod seems a bit smarter and Luke seems like he has grown up.   The transition between planets I think could be improved, but it proves that it isn't awkward to switch from one planet to another in this new viewing order.  

The cuts in Yoda's home worked very well also.

The crawl needs to be replaced, of course, but I knew that it wouldn't match when I started it, so I didn't sweat it.

I think the only thing that was weird for me (and this is a problem in the original also) is that Ben knows Luke's questions before Luke can articulate.

Luke: Why didn't you tell me?

Ben:  I know you are talking about Vader, so I'll talk about that first.

Luke: Yoda said there was another.

Ben: I know you weren't talking about what you wanted off of the Burger King value menu, so the other one is your twin sister.

Of course Ben is going to know what is on Luke's mind, but I would prefer some transition into the conversation somehow.  But as I said, that is a problem of the original.

 

I'm trying to upload the file again so others can watch it.

EDIT:  Here you go.

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#460149
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STAR WARS: EP V &quot;REVISITED EDITION&quot;<strong>ADYWAN</strong> - <strong>12GB 1080p MP4 VERSION AVAILABLE NOW</strong>
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No, no.  You are clearly blinded by the love of the number 8.  It has even infected your screen name!

If you are only going for an 'internal' answer to this non-conundrum, the room could have been shaped like an oval.  Or the letter B.  Or maybe the meditation chamber retracted into the wall while it was off screen.  Or into the floor or the ceiling.  Or it could have transformed into a autobot named kenobus prime and is out fighting the evil forces of the decepticons.

 

As for the viewscreen, my 'external' answer (which I will ALWAYS prefer over the 'internal' ones) is that the screen was behind the Emperor hologram as in the picture below: