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Rob

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10-Jun-2005
Last activity
31-May-2014
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548

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#292001
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I'm sick of all you guys
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Every day I check out the new threads in this off topic section and every day it's you same fuckin idiots just shootin off your blah blah blah and whatever. I'm pretty sure I'm totally sick of you guys. I'm not leaving or anything, I'm just going to hang out and wait for new better cooler people to show up. Hopefully you fuckers won't scare them off if they do show up. All of you just shut up and let me do the talking for the first little while. Also don't tell new poeple I'm queer unless they ask or unless you think they might like like me (especially if they look like A.C. Slater). Oh who am I kidding it's the same six retards that have been rolling around on the floor of this section drooling and retard hooting for ages.
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#291939
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Funny stories
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If that story is true you're a scumbag and an animal. Shame on you. The fact that you would find any satisfaction in that woman's mortal fear for her child makes you less than an animal. You are a cowardly rabid freak. Not that it matters because the story is phony baloney anywho. In either case it reveals the depth of you're ridiculousness and rotten character. You die...you go to hell and you die. You're gay.

Here's another hilarious sean wookie tale:

One day I was in Wal Mart buying some lady's underwear for sniffing and/or wearing and a young boy ran into my leg beacause that cunt little cunt cunt wasn't paying attention to where he was running. When he got up off the floor I told him that there was no Santa and that I was going to murder his Grandma. That little cunt cried and cried. My boyfriend told him that he was a cunt and that cunt cried and cried again. I was so happy...I stuck my fist in my ass!
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#291272
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Best Dune thread so far?
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In order to get to know you guys better I would like to know what each member's favorite Dune thread is so far.


1 - OOH OOH - Before The DUNE Bandwagon Rolls Away!

2 - Would anyone want a Dune remake?

3 - How many Dune threads do we need?

4 - Dune is gay

5 - I think one more Dune thread outta do it.

6 - Is the Children of Dune any good?


I say the best Dune thread so far is 1 - OOH OOH - Before The DUNE Bandwagon Rolls Away! I give that thread two Swayzes!

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#290273
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I need help
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You fags are so used to me twisting your pickles that you thought I was making a joke. I was actaully trying to figure out whether this is some girl that gave Sean her number in person, or whether they met over the net and she asked him to call her by phone. In either case if she is fifteen her father has every right to be concerned about older boys calling. If I wasn't such a fruitcake and I had a 15 year old daughter I would be very concerned if a 17 year old boy was calling the house. I would recommend 1 of 2 courses of action for you.

1. Forget about this girl and move on
2. Wait until this girl is no longer a minor to pursue a relationship

* A 15 year old girl coupled with a protective father is a recipe for prison time.
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#289716
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Broomo aka chewbacca: as gay as ZigFried?
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I was reading through a couple of the off topic threads, and it struck me that some of you folks are attempting to steal away my "Gayest Member" status. I had been keeping my eye on this ZigFried until he left, as he seemed to be my primary competition within the "Poop Chute Crew". It now appears that yet another member has joined who happens to be EXACTLY as gay as ZigFried. I would like to let this Broomo aka chewbacca know that no matter how queer he thinks he is, he will never be able to compete with my unearthly level of Man Love Midi-Chlorians. We get it Broomo aka chewbacca, you're super duper queer, you don't need to be such an obnoxious queen. You may be able to cuddle with some of the members of this forum, but if you try and twist my pickle you'll end up just like Lynn McGill (metaphorically speaking).

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It fucking stinks of mustache in here.