Ric Olie

All of them :-(

I did.  They said I wasn't supposed to be in the movie and tried to take them away from me!

My leggings are too tight.

Anchorhead said:

Way too much information, man.

Is that all you got, Panaka? 1 vote?

You're so ugly, that...well...I forget the rest of the joke. But I'm sure it ends with you being ugly.

Hooray!

I've got a date with an angel! I'll let you know how it goes. And I'll wash my hair.

Ooh, let's start an "ignored by Biff" club.

Dear Imposter,

Don't be a Total Biscuit.

However, in order to help everyone else out, I'll just quickly mention that you should try Total Biscuit's new Broccoli Biscuits. They'll turn your neighbors green with envy.

Insincerely,
hot.like.olie

Warbler said:

 I give up.

Dear Warbler,

Please don't give up.  Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  If you don't like pancakes, there are plenty of other options.  Eggs, sausage, french toast, bacon, cereal, yogurt, oatmeal...and of course, Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Dear Dave and "friend,"

Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits come in all shapes and sizes, otherwise they could not claim to be the "Total Biscuit."  However, I see from your picture that you would enjoy a certain biscuit that I can't mention on a family site.  I'm guessing your "friend" would enjoy it too.  Do you by any chance know bubalove?

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Dear C3PX,

If you want to ask a question using punctuation only, I would suggest using "?" instead of "."

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

C3PX said:

I was actually having fun at another forum member in that second quote, the original hot.like.Fire, who, from what I gathered was a young Canadian college student (or maybe she was just in HS). She started her hot.like.Fire thread to make fun of internet blogs, and I started this one making fun of her making fun of internet blogs. It is all very complicated. Now even more so that Ric Ollie has made a thread making fun of this one.

I saw your swimsuit picture on the first page, and I was working up the nerve to ask you out.  Now I'll never find love...unless you know who the lovely lady in the picture is, of course.

And I'm not making fun.  I needed someone to tell me if I should wash my hair.

Dear vote_for_palpatine,

1) The off-topic section is being overrun by Total Biscuits
2) BisQuick is obviously inferior to Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits
3) You seek greater knowledge

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Dear Warbler,

No, I wouldn't do that.  I'd consider something more appropriate, like pancakes.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Dear Warbler,

Yes, you are correct.  Bald men are indeed very handsome.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Dear Johnny Ringo,

If you look closely, you'll see my hat is made of bacon.  You never know when you might need breakfast.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Dear bkev,

It sounds like you could use a Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

The thread is defeated!  Ric FTW!

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/hotlikeolie-Presents-The-hotlikeolie-Advice-Thread-Sponsored-By-Total-Biscuit-Brand-Biscuits/topic/11114/

Dear Ric,

You should definitely wash your hair more.  That way it can be as luxurious as mine.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Ric Olie said:

Sluggo said:

This thread confuses me.  Some of you people don't make sense.

Dear hot.like.C3PX,

I'm starting to hear voices in my head again.  The one I will call "Sluggo" is confusing me.  Should I wash my hair more?

Uncertainly Yours,
Ric Olie

I never got an answer!

Dear hot.like.olie,

Should I wash my hair more?

Hopefully Yours,
Ric Olie

Did hot.like.C3PX leave you hanging?  No answer to your question?  Bad advice? 

Well, fret no more.  I won't leave you hanging.  I'll answer your question.  And I'll give bad advice.

Who's first?

**This thread sponsored by Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.  The next time you want a biscuit, don't be a Total Biscuit.  Have a Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit**

Knightmessenger said:

I don't hate the prequels but could anyone imagine status updates for the prequel characters? It just wouldn't be the same.

Only read the first post of the thread, I guess.

Gaffer Tape said:

If you have slugs in your hair, you should definitely wash.

bkev said:

As long as your hair's not Rastafarian dreads, it's probably okay.

What is this, the hot.like.everyone thread?  I think I'll wait for advice from the master, thank you very much.

Sluggo said:

This thread confuses me.  Some of you people don't make sense.

Dear hot.like.C3PX,

I'm starting to hear voices in my head again.  The one I will call "Sluggo" is confusing me.  Should I wash my hair more?

Uncertainly Yours,
Ric Olie

C3PX said:

Dear Ric,

Allow me to clarify, my services are good but they are not free.

Sincerely,

hot.like.C3PX

Dear hot.like.C3PX,

I'm sorry, but I've forgotten what services we were discussing.  Could you post a picture?

Biscuitly Yours,
Ric Olie