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Ric Olie

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Join date
3-Sep-2009
Last activity
29-Nov-2013
Posts
1,228

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#393114
Topic
the next generation of Jedi
Time

xhonzi said:

(this is especially funny since Davnes has a lady in his avatar, but no one ever thinks he is a girl, which he in fact is not)

Davnes007 said:

Oh Ric, you totally got MY vote. :D

You're the most handsomest dude ever!!! Whenever I think of you, I feel all warm and fuzzy, and get a funny feeling between my...........oooops, I said too much.

Oh crap.

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#393082
Topic
Video Games - a general discussion thread
Time

skyjedi2005 said:

I beat the first mass effect with a near 100% completion rate after playing for 50 hours.  But you can probably beat it in 15 if you skip all the side quests and do the main only.  My friend says he knows someone who beat the 50 hours of the game from staying up for two days straight. 

I said that dude reminds me of those world of warcraft nuts and probably needs prefessional help.

Sounds like a Total Biscuit.

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#393058
Topic
hot.like.olie Presents The hot.like.olie Advice Thread, Sponsored By Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits
Time

xhonzi said:

hot.like.olie,

What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?

By unstobble force, I mean the flavor of Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits and by the immovable object, I mean the Total Biscuit Brand Deflector Shield!

Dear xhonzi,

The "unstobble" force gets "stobbed."  The shield was designed for that very purpose.

Sinecereeely,
hot.like.olie

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#393021
Topic
hot.like.olie Presents The hot.like.olie Advice Thread, Sponsored By Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits
Time

Dear xhonzi,

Although that wasn't a question, I will still answer.  Total Biscuit Co. has recently introduced Total Biscuit Brand Biscuit Deflector Shields.  They can be used against all known biscuits, but they are especially useful against Total Biscuit Brand Biscuits.

I hope this is useful to your army.  Or to your cooks.

Sincerely,
hot.like.olie

Post
#392447
Topic
STAR WARS: EP V &quot;REVISITED EDITION&quot;<strong>ADYWAN</strong> - <strong>12GB 1080p MP4 VERSION AVAILABLE NOW</strong>
Time

TheBoost said:

Paint us a word picture of this great new clip!

I don't think I'm supposed to.  But I'd love to do it - it would be magical.  You would be so transfixed by my words, you would eventually forget about the clip itself, and everything else would just fade away as the sound of my voice...

I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

 

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#392220
Topic
hot.like.C3PX thread
Time

Well, it went really poorly.  I worked up a real nice lather, but I hadn't turned the water on yet.  When I opened my eyes to find the shower controls, I got the shampoo in them (my eyes, not the controls).  I stumbled out of the shower stall, wandered the house in blinding pain for a few hours, and eventually passed out.

I woke up two days later and missed the date :-(