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ABC said:
ferris209 said:
C3PX said:
That is a picture of an action figure.
And the action figure is holding a blaster!!
... And his father is probably a sex toy.
Wrong again! He's just a Total Broccoli.
C3PX said:
Dear Ric Olie,
The best things in life are free, but my services are not one of them.
Sincerly,
hot.like.C3PX
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Are you saying your services are not the best? Perhaps I should inquire with a different hot.like.(fill in the blank) service.
Somewhat Questionably Yours,
Ric Olie
What's the opposite of a Total Biscuit? 'Cause that's what the term "Total Biscuit" is. I intend to use it a-plenty.
xhonzi said:
You may attack me, but leave my Grandmama out of this!
Your Grandmama works for Good Morning America? Cool! Can she get me tickets?
xhonzi said:
My GMA made a new thrown to put over the back of her couch. In Naboo. Because that's where my GMA is. Naboo. I am from Naboo.
You lie again. GMA is broadcast from New York.
xhonzi said:
Now I'm chosing to be offended that you've been calling me a biscuit in the other threads.
You should read closer.
C3PX said:
We were invaded by orcs?! That was pretty cool. In commemoration of the event, I am thinking of coining a new endearing insult.
See, it's endearing!
Nanner Split said:
This wanton usage of the insulting b-word shall not go unpunished, I tell you!
I agree. No more use of "belgium," please. I feel dirty just having typed it.
Warbler said:
*while Ric Olie and xhonzi are arguing with each other, Warbler pulls out a snub-nosed revolver from his sock, and shoots Ric Olie and xhonzi*
ha! the thrown is mine now!
1) I don't carry The Handsome Naboobian Throne with me, silly Warb
2) How dare you insult my snub nose? The ladies...well...never mind.
3) The "thrown" is all yours, whatevas that is
C3PX said:
We were invaded by orcs?! That was pretty cool. In commemoration of the event, I am thinking of coining a new endearing insult. It will go something like this, "dude you're such a total bisciut!" or "why do you have to be such a total buscuit" or "stop being a total biscuit and get over here and help me."
Sadly, this was a long time before my time. But if I could have, I would have stood at the gates with you and defended the kingdom. Since that's not possible, I have done my best to keep the memory of that heroic chapter alive. I am trying to bring back the term Total Biscuit.
Yes, I know, bumping this thread makes me a Total Biscuit. I'm cool with that.
xhonzi said:
Yeah, the hotmail e-mail I got asked me for all of my security information "for my protection." The return address was something like id_theft_dude@hotmailz.com or something.
I got the same email from bubalove@hotmailz.com. She sounds like a Total Biscuit to me.
ferris209 said:
Vaderisnothayden said:
Which makes Ric likable. Other people should try to follow Ric's style.
Ric is pretty lickable.
The ladies already know it.
xhonzi said:
Ric has attacked me on several occasions and doubted my claims to the Naboobian throne. The Handsome Handsome Naboobian throne.
Attack? Please. You claim to be Naboobian and yet can't produce a single verifiable document to prove it. In fact, you continually prove that you are not Naboobian. For instance, if you had ever actually seen The Handsome Naboobian Throne in person, you would know that it is quite ugly. So yes, while its official name is The Handsome Naboobian Throne, its unofficial name is the Ugly Handsome Naboobian Throne.
Vaderisnothayden said:
Ric is Frink
Which is a pity, because I like Ric.
That's nice to hear.
My identity is widely known but it's fun to pretend it isn't.
My job is to make Ric jokes. Hopefully people find them funny. What I absolutely cannot do is attack people. No one should be allowed to hide behind someone like me in order to make attacks without consequence. That would get me banned immediately, with good reason.
xhonzi said:
Oh, wait... you're not talking about me, are you? Or is it Typho? I get all of us Naboobians mixed up.
This guy is not a Naboobian. Therefore, it could be you. But it's not.
Hey, if we're going to request PT characters...
Don't be a Total Biscuit.
C3PX said:
I do neuterlization too. But they cost extra.
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Once you meet this guy, I think you'll do it for free. What do you say?
Respectfully Yours,
Ric Olie
Gaffer Tape said:
EDIT: I mean, ohhhh, look at this! I'm loved too! I too got a private message! I'm going to show you all right here!
Dearest Gaffer Tape,
I saw your profile at (originaltrilogy.com), and you seem to be the sexiest person on that boards, so much more so than C3PX, which is why he hasn't gotten any private messages. But you're so sexy that I can't keep my hot, well-manicured hands off of you. We should totally have with sex and stuff. Because you're so hot. Please reply with me of your e-mail address, which is essential for with sex-having. Oh, and also your credit card number, for that too is necessary for the sex-having.
Sincerely,
GorgeousWoman3334253353
I got one too. Hooray!
******
Dearest Mr. Olie,
Happiest of new years! I saw your profile at (originaltrilogy.com), and you seem to be the sexiest person on that boards, so much more so than C3PX or Gaffer Tape, which is why they hasn't gotten any private messages that were real. But you're so sexy that I can't keep my hot, well-manicured amphibian hands off of you. We should totally have with underwater sex and stuff. Because you're so hot. Please reply with me of your e-mail address, which is essential for with sex-having. Oh, and also your credit card number, for that too is necessary for the sex-having.
Sincerely,
GunganWoman3334253353
******
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Dudes! This wimpy/non-wimpy guy is a Total Biscuit, but I don't want him killed. Just...you know...neuterlized. Oops, I mean, neutralized.
TheBoost said:
BLASTER: (n)
Y'know, a blaster. "Zap Zap"
That's some mighty fine observing.
Dear hot.like.C3PX,
Thank you for the excellent advice. Unfortunately, the wimpy dude is actually quite fearsome. I don't think he can be beat up, at least not by regular dudes like myself or my friend. So, my question is, do you know anyone we can hire to beat him up?
Yours,
Ric
Dear C3PX,
There is a girl that I...that my friend really likes. He's totally into her and her awesome fashion sense and all, but she likes a really wimpy dude who just pretends to be awesome because he can do mind tricks. I think they might be doing "sex-having." What should I do...I mean, what should I tell my friend to do?
Thanks,
Ric
Darth Solo said:
I always thought all CD's and filums were supposed to sound like that anyhowz.
Look...it's a filum:
ferris209 said:
C3PX said:
That is a picture of an action figure.
And the action figure is holding a blaster!!
Shhhhh...you guys are making my job look too easy.
TV's Frink said:
Incidentally, I also did forum searches for "TV's Frink" and "Ric Olie" and discovered that he and I seem to share a similar level of awesomeness.
Rock on, brother.
Today I was using The Google to browse The Internets, specifically in order to find a sexy new avatar for myself. I searched Google Images for "Ric Olie" and on page 15 I found posters for AOTF, TOTR, and TBKR.
JasonN, you should think about adding me to TOTR and TBKR for your v2 edits. We wouldn't want to make a liar out of The Google, now would we?