RRS-1980

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Post: #206737
Topic: ORIGINAL STAR WARS TRILOGY OUT 09/2006 BY LUCASFILM
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/206737/action/topic#206737
Time: 5-May-2006 1:45 PM

Let's just hope they don't scr*w up something accidentially like in the case of 2004 release...

But for the time being: OT fans: rejoyce!

Post: #206735
Topic: IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/206735/action/topic#206735
Time: 5-May-2006 1:32 PM

It sounds so improbable that I have a difficult time to believe it... but heck, I *want* to believe it to be true

*RRS listens to "The Throne Room" SW soundtrack piece...

Post: #205300
Topic: Chactacters that represent you
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205300/action/topic#205300
Time: 1-May-2006 3:39 AM

Awww... nnnoooooooo! The SW test sucks, I'm not that darned hippie Qui-Gon! I don't relate myself to that character!
And GundarkHunter - the superhero test *IS* screwed up. I had the same problem.

Post: #204267
Topic: Return of Pink Five Volume 1 is now online!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204267/action/topic#204267
Time: 25-Apr-2006 9:58 PM

Gee, I didn't know there are sequels to Pink Five movie! Great link, thnx.
I had some serious case of ROTFL when she switched off Vader's respirator during combat - priceless!

Post: #203453
Topic: Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203453/action/topic#203453
Time: 22-Apr-2006 8:41 PM

ARE YOU HAPPY WITH CHANGES MADE TO ORIGINAL TRILOGY?

ANSWER:

LOL, just check their faces...

Post: #202833
Topic: Worst Cliches in Films
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202833/action/topic#202833
Time: 19-Apr-2006 10:41 PM

Originally posted by: ricarleite
...Everyone on this 10th century steriotype of an era speaks an easily understandable modern english.

LOL, methinks thou art true.

Post: #202809
Topic: Worst Cliches in Films
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202809/action/topic#202809
Time: 19-Apr-2006 8:48 PM

LOL, this is great, I had a great time reading that list and your input - so here's something from me:

OLD SCHOOL ACTION MOVIES:
- The hero always taps baddies if they're standing back to him, in order to fight honorably by avoiding to strike their backs.

GENERIC ACTION MOVIE THEMES
- There must be a spectacular explosion in the end of the movie.
- The final fight takes place in abandoned place: old harbor, factory, warehouse, ship interior, oil rig etc. with absolutely no innocent bystanders. This makes it ready for a spectacular explosion in the end of the movie.

GOOD GUYS
- The main (male) hero has an embarrassing middle name, which he reveals to his sidekick/woman only in the end of the movie.
- The hero often has some weakness, the only people who know about it is the hero him/herself and the chief bad guy.
- If the "good guys team" has at least one Afro-American guy, s/he will be first to take the bullet from the baddies.
- The male good guys usually have dark hair. Blonde women are usually good.
- The phrase "I'm too old for this sh*t" is repeated by good guys

Same for "I have a bad feeling about this".

BAD GUYS
- If the male hero has dark hair, the chief bad guy will be blonde. Dark/Red haired women are usually evil.
- When the hero is almost vanquished, the bad guy will mention evil things he wants to do to hero's woman (or sister

), which makes the good guy to get back to combat with restored energy and vigor.
- Bad guy often knows the hero, sometimes even from the childhood days.
- The butler is usually the murderer, Sherlock

WESTERNS
- XIXc. revolvers produce little to no smoke, while in reality after a couple of shots there would be so much smoke in the saloon, that noone would be able to target the opponent.

COMPUTERS
- The proces of hacking involves displaying colorful visual effects on screen or user friendly windows. No lines of code (lots of 'em), no need to code own tools. Often we see a "progress bar".

ARMY
- All sergeants are noisy moronic brutes.

COMBAT
- Hits in hand-to-hand combat, which would normally stun or at least throw off-balance real-life combatants, are leaving little or no effect on the hero or the chief bad guy. They both can withstand prolonged fistfights and often have the stamina to run later.

And now... a huge lists (few hundred lines!) of things not to do, if I ever became an Evil Overlord:
www.eviloverlord.com
You will LOVE this.

Post: #202143
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202143/action/topic#202143
Time: 17-Apr-2006 5:02 PM

Guys, can we put toons into a separate thread, OK? Because you already made a mess with it... and now that omnipresent manga stuff... OK?

Post: #202129
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202129/action/topic#202129
Time: 17-Apr-2006 3:56 PM

argh... my XP bombed again... saved by recovery install for today, but this means full reinstall anyway... so I may not be online on Wednesday... so...

///init
/---create sys.plug.: load#precache...
/---ISB.holonet.slicing.module.v56.78.005.98
/---sys.console.free_mem:687048500066000bytes
initializing...
...
load: de-ice
load: sec_slicer
load: shadow_me
load: mask-ufs
HoloIP found: 678.656.346.778.323.763.212.656.344.346.
logging mode: on
console is ready

mod serv_date: +2d
...
wait...

http://www.originaltrilogy.com/forum/i/icons/todaypageico.gif

Welcome to the originaltrilogy.com forum! Today is Wed April 19 , 2006 8:35 PM.

Good. Now I can post her

Another pretty face from TV: Katarzyna [Katherine] Obara

http://ww2.tvp.pl/tvppl/images/2006/01/24/355516/img500.jpg

What's interesting (and not so common for TV hosts/newswomen), she could just as well be in this thread.

Yum!

Here's a whole gallery of her photos, too bad they're watermarked

http://www.foksal.com.pl/TMP/obara/obara_katarzyna_0399.jpg

Post: #199032
Topic: Looking at womens' breasts will make you live longer...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/199032/action/topic#199032
Time: 8-Apr-2006 5:07 PM

LOL, that's the article I mentioned in my post on the first page of this thread

And regarding the information

found in this article, that roaring 40-some blonde (whose images I posted) will be immortal

Long live the Viking queen! LOL

Post: #198546
Topic: Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198546/action/topic#198546
Time: 6-Apr-2006 5:23 PM

LOL, JennyS1138's vision inspired me in a way, so I imagined something like this:

Skywalker Ranch, evening. George - in all his flannel glory and fuzzy slippers - is making new plans for his entertainment empire...

- Yes... um... yes... that's a good one... Rick would love it... but that another educational program has to have a name... ah! let's focus on its key figure: Jar-Jar.... the tutor for children... Got it! "Wesa No Leaving No Kiddie Behindie Muy-Muy"!

While drawing a conceptual sketch of WNLNKBMM logo, he's startled by a strange sound outside...

- Darned private planes... I'll sue them all for disturbing me... I swe....

Suddenly a gunship lands with a whizzing sound in front of the house! Clone troopers force their way through the big glass wall on one side of the house. George just stands in place, paralyzed with fear and disbelief.
Clone commander walks up to him:

- George Lucas, you're under arrest for breaking the law of the Republic! Retrospective data alteration without prior permission from a republican senior archivist is a serious offense! Take him!
- What? Wait! This can't be...
Troopers try to put handcuffs on him, but suddenly he manages to escape from their grasps, like a little thief! One of the clones accidentially grabs him by his beard... pulling it off, including hair on his head. Now-bald Lucas screams "Eeek!" with a voice like a castrate, shocked to loose his wig.
- I knew it was fake, sarge - says the trooper.
- Whatever. Get him on the board.
Soldiers are taking protesting Lucas on the gunboat. With his fading screams "...but I'm an American citizeeen!..." the ship flies away to unknown destination...

At last, justice!

Post: #198541
Topic: SW Tourn of Champs The Final 4 : Vader vs Yoda, Obiwan vs Luke
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198541/action/topic#198541
Time: 6-Apr-2006 4:59 PM

Vader and Obi-Wan.

(Jedi) Knights , darnit.
Not some little green gnome speaking bad Basic [=English] or yet another angry blonde teen "bad mofo wannabe".

Post: #198536
Topic: Snakes on a Plane
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/198536/action/topic#198536
Time: 6-Apr-2006 4:48 PM

Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
That's just my pet snake Reggie!!!
I hate snakes! I hate'em!

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Snakes on a Star Destroyer

Oh my goodness! This just gave me an idea...

somebody please make a photoshopped picture of it, I'm reinstalling my Windows right now, so I can't do it myself

Imagine Han Solo saying

"There are mynocks on this m*****f***ing Millenium Falcon!"
(c) 2006 by RRS-1980

Post: #197834
Topic: Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197834/action/topic#197834
Time: 4-Apr-2006 10:28 AM

LOL! We want more! That was actually pretty good, it made me laugh, and I'm really picky. I find most of the stuff at TF.n boring (read: geekness level is off limits), so I might also miss some hidden pearls.

And boy, I could really hear Cushing uttering "regional editors" with his accent...

Post: #197634
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197634/action/topic#197634
Time: 3-Apr-2006 5:15 PM

I apologize if I posted her already in the first instance of this thread (before the database wipe), but I simply can't remember now - search function gave no results

Somebody could complain that I post only blondes, so let's have a nice brunette for a change!

Phylicia Rashad (Ayers-Allen)
(and DAYV, she's from Taxes... err I mean: Texas!

)

I remember that as a kid I always liked the Mom from "The Cosby Show"... now when I look at those photos "from the past" I still like her (a lot!

), but not in a "Mommy" way, ya know

http://www.nndb.com/people/904/000024832/rashad5-sized.jpg

http://cdn.channel.aol.com/channels/00/02/427784ef-0013f-070d4-400cb8e1

(<- on the left side, LOL!)

Now ^that pic is simply... wow! so here's uber-mega-big monochrome version of it. (and believe me I did search hard for a color copy)

Post: #197481
Topic: Looking at womens' breasts will make you live longer...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197481/action/topic#197481
Time: 3-Apr-2006 1:52 AM

I need to visit my doc today to get new prescription for my medicines, which reminded me to post some special medicine here as well

And boy! she's got two healthy doses of my fav salve!

http://www.fotosbymike.com/Resources/VickyB%26W.jpg

bonus: guess the age of that babe and win another pic!

Post: #197353
Topic: Jokes thread : Reloaded
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197353/action/topic#197353
Time: 2-Apr-2006 3:41 AM

Ouch! Not for the faint-hearted men (but probably good for male-hating women)
A man in Denmark is suing his hospital for...

Post: #197352
Topic: Looking at womens' breasts will make you live longer...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/197352/action/topic#197352
Time: 2-Apr-2006 3:37 AM

Yeah, ditto for me, dead link.

I'm afraid that another similar article I've read must be just as "true" as this one... Too bad, it said that if a woman is ...satisfying her man on regular Basis in a certain Joyful way

...it helps her to relieve stress and maintain slender figure, decreases the risk of cancer etc. etc.
Our ladies say we, men, think only selfishly of sex, while we do that because we care about their health and we unselfishly want to give them our medicine...

Post: #196989
Topic: p0rnstars can be Jedi, too
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/196989/action/topic#196989
Time: 31-Mar-2006 5:40 AM

Heck, I don't even need to play that game to create a pr0n-sounding name...

Combine my second name + my origins...

...ladies, say hello to Dick Pole.

Post: #196692
Topic: What kind of car are you?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/196692/action/topic#196692
Time: 30-Mar-2006 1:40 AM

Another Ferrari 360 Modena here, LOL!

Post: #196392
Topic: p0rnstars can be Jedi, too
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/196392/action/topic#196392
Time: 28-Mar-2006 7:31 PM

Originally posted by: Bossk
According to a friend of mine, that clip is actually six years old and was the intro sequence from a movie. A porn movie, of course, but still.

According to a friend of mine, the girl's "artistic pseudonym"

is Sky Lopez... or so I have been told

Post: #195839
Topic: Languages
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195839/action/topic#195839
Time: 27-Mar-2006 12:46 AM

Esperanto and its creator.

Post: #195689
Topic: p0rnstars can be Jedi, too
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195689/action/topic#195689
Time: 26-Mar-2006 10:12 AM

Me neither, but you never know what all those bigots may say...

Because there was no message forbiding me to do it, I assume I have "green light". Also because Bossk wanted me to do it

pr0n star saberfight

how to use this server: click this link, scroll down, click on FREE button, wait few secs, enter alphanumerical code, click on DOWNLOAD, save, play and enjoy.

Post: #195687
Topic: Fear of Flying
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195687/action/topic#195687
Time: 26-Mar-2006 10:04 AM

Originally posted by: ricarleite
Well, you would need to fly to get here, so...

No, I mean: once I'm already there I want to fly.

Simply because there's a certain vintage aircraft (in private collection) I'd like to "score".

Post: #195382
Topic: p0rnstars can be Jedi, too
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/195382/action/topic#195382
Time: 24-Mar-2006 3:50 PM

I've spent some time to organize my "Star Wars related stuff" collection (because I won't be adding anything in the near future

) and by accident I found a hilarious video clip.

Before we venture any further I need to ask you - and Jay - a few questions.

First, I can't remember if it was posted here already or not? It's about 2 years old, maybe you all know it.

If you do want to see it, then I must ask Jay if I can post a link. As you can see, I'm asking first, and this thread is posted in off-topic section not without a reason.

It features a porn starlet fighting with her male co-star using lightsabers. They made a decent show - if only all fight scenes in fan-made movies were at least that good

MPAA rating

= No nudity. No sex. Coarse language. Adult toys (rhymes with Bilbo Baggins

) used as lightsaber hilts.