Neglify

TV's Frink said:

Looper (2012)

<snip> One thing I couldn't figure out, and I'm sure I'll feel dumb once someone explains it, is why The Rainmaker was closing all the loops.

So that there would be a movie.

7,691 brave soles have sined the OhTee Pat-tition.

Dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh NEG-MAN.

7,684 have signatoried the OaTee petition.

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

I still have a VCR and I watch Frink's wedding tape all the time.

 Son, go back to bed.

Semi-on-topic mini-story that popped into my head.

I videotaped my sister's wedding (14 years ago) and it was cool and fun and whatnot. When she threw the bouquet, one of her bridesmaids popped out of her dress, and I captured it. Good times. I wonder if I still have that video. 

For the record, that son of a bitch Warbler has taken me off ignore.

TV's Frink said:

For thise unaware (as I was until ten minutes ago), there is another thread with some similar content...plus Bingowings content!

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Get-rid-of-Off-Topic-in-its-current-form/topic/17689/

Hey thanks for pointing that out. I posted something that I could actually help make Off-Topic better. http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Get-rid-of-Off-Topic-in-its-current-form/post/764070/#TopicPost764070 

This might or might not be on-topic, but a while ago I had a thought about a slight restructure for Off-Topic.

Two forum sections. "Off Topic" and a subforum "Off-Off Topic".

"Off Topic" has the threads for movies and comics and video games and whatever other non-SW pop culture stuff you wanna talk about. Light moderation (no flaming, ok to post pic only posts if not a direct attack, etc.)

"Off-Off Topic" is the rest of the junk. Very light moderation (banning spammers).

I honestly think this could help better organize the forum. I mean look, people want to post about MCU and 007 and Dr. Who and whatever else, without having to scroll through pages of joke threads and religious debates/arguments/bigotry/Frinkery stuff. 

Ryan McAvoy said:

Will the banding be performed by some sort of dominatrix? and what will the bands be made out of?

Yes. Here is our beautiful dom. 

Band material will be made out of flesh and blood and guts and glory and balls of fury.

First post updated to show who has been banded.

Davnes007 said:

Thank goodness I'm posting from Universe 18, or I'd be in deep tr**ble.

Oh, by the way, I'm selling Bacon flavoured Spam on my fake website.

....

Picture of Neglify's dick:

(image has been magnified to 5x5 pixels to show more detail)

DAVNES007 NOW HAS A PERMANENT BAND.

Warbler said:

for the record, I did it before Possessed posted the idea.

Thank God you keep updating everything for the record books.

Possessed said:

(Warb, now's your chance, ignore him and get your revenge.  He'll never suspect it!)

Sweet, Warbler's ignoring me!

I gotta stop myself. I was tempted to ignore Warb again, see how long it takes him to notice this time. But nah, enough is enough.

Warbler said:

I am not sure why, but Neglify has put me on ignore.  *shrugs shoulders*

What Frink said v

TV's Frink said:

I can almost guarantee he did it to see if you'd notice and what you would say.

I'm actually a bit surprised. I put Warb on ignore on Sunday afternoon, took him over 2 days to notice.

If I controlled the webz, I'd fist with an iron ruler. Wait.

The following offenses will get you BANDED if you commit them. Feel free to suggest more items.

TEMP BAND.
Expires: 19 days, 19 hours.

Posting Spam without bacon
Ugly signature photos
*sigh*-ing more than once in a thread within a 24-hour period
Constantly harassing mods to give you a turbo-fueled yacht
Having a username with excessive punctuation
Non-pic/gif posts in a pic/gif thread
Suggesting more items to add to this list

PERMA BAND.
Expires: Until I sober up.

Arguing about stupid bullshit for fucking weeks non-stop
Censoring non-offensive words
User title ends with "123456"
Posting pics of my dick
Bragging about your turbo-fueled yacht
Not learning how to format your shit
Posting from Alternate Timeline/Universe 19

And finally, this is the road to a Permanent Band... Signing a record contract, making hit albums and getting along with others.

JEDIT:

Members who have banded together:

Davnes007 (Vocals)

Hmm, Option 5 is solid. Option 4 is lame. 

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

This thread was intended to mock all the threads.

 Including this one?

This thread was intended to mock all the threads.

So far 3 votes for Option 2, 1 solid vote for Option 3 and a handful of wishy-washy non-votes.

Darth Id said:

I join Warbler in voting for

*sigh*

Not an option. 1 inFrinktion. 

TV's Frink said:

QUERY:

If I vote for #2, who exactly has to STFU?  'Cause I don't want to do that.

Yes, if you vote 2 and don't STFU you will be given one inFrinktion. 5 inFrinktions will result in a temp band.

So far 3 votes for Option 2, and 1 leaning towards Option 3.

Possessed said:

How about we all just have one collective round of drinks and chill out?

I'm already nineteen rounds in, you all can catch up with me. 

So far there's 2 votes for "Do nothing and STFU"

I vote for option 2.