Neglify

TV's Frink said:

Targeted GIFs or GTFO.  Are you chicken or something?

This gif was already posted in my invisible thread, page -3. 

And Trident is now on my ignore list! We'll see how long it lasts, I don't really like ignoring, but this dude's pretty lame.

Trident said:

Also, this is a strange place.

Trident said:

I don't understand what this thread is about

Then GTFO and don't come back.

Trident said:

I'll take that as as: you're [the best!!!!!!!]

That is what you meant, right?

Trident said:

hairy_hen said:

This thread has genuinely lowered my respect for everyone who has posted in it.

And since I've now posted in it, I'm including myself in that list.

 I don't know if that's a win or a loss. I also don't think your serious so I won't fling you any slag.

 YOU'RE!!!!!!!!

TV's Frink said:

Ok, we get it, you think all homeless people are lazy, awful people.  Duly noted.

TV's Frink said:

If you read this entire thread, you can find the posts where we discuss how to make that happen.  It's a bit of a letdown, actually.

GDISM now I gotta read this whole thread. *sigh* 

JEDIT: Oh I see. Interesting.

captainsolo said:

Live Free or Die Hard

<snip>

Hmm...I think a fan cut is needed!

Uncanny Antman made a pretty awesome Die Hard 4 fanedit a few years ago. On Info it's only available as an NZB (Usenet) but I'm sure I have the DVD somewhere and I can upload.

^Does the dog come with the playset?

TV's Frink said:

Frenchler.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

dclarkg said:

Neglify said:

Adolfhipster said:

Please invite me, thanks

Ok. I've sent your name and address to the Scientology Mother Church. Agents will be picking you up momentarily. Say goodbye to family, friends and sanity. You're in Scientology now!!

Let me share some comedy among the group

 ''First time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life, it was like: Hey, everybody there’s a space ship coming back, everybody’s getting sneakers, this is Tom Cruise...

And I said that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard, while simultaneously still kind of believing that a woman who never got fucked, had a baby that walked on water, died and came back three days later, so...''
Bill Burr

*le sigh* 

Are you "French Warbler"? 

Well I guess I had nothing better to do this afternoon than make a list of all my books. Four main categories: Fiction, Non-Fiction, Graphic Novels, Scripts.

Things I'm not including: "Bootleg" scripts aka actual three-hole punched scripts (I have a few); children's "Find and Seek" type books, like Waldo; single issue comic books; Playboy magazines (I have a ton).

So, here is my full list, baring anything I've loaned out or misplace...

* = Have not read

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FICTION

Douglas Adams –
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Kevin J. Anderson – Star Wars: Jedi Search *

Richard Bachman (Stephen King) –
Rage
The Long Walk
Roadwork
The Running Man
Thinner
The Regulators
Blaze

David Baldacci – Absolute Power

Peter Benchley – Jaws

William Peter Blatty – The Exorcist *

Judy Blume –
Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing
Superfudge

Michael Chabon –
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay *
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh *
Werewolves in Their Youth
Wonder Boys
The Yiddish Policemen’s Union *

Agatha Christie –
Elephants Can Remember *
Murder on the Orient Express
Nemesis *
Third Girl *

Arthur C. Clarke – 2001: A Space Odyssey

James Clavell – Shogun *

Michael Connelly – Blood Work

Michael Crichton –
Airframe *
The Andromeda Strain *
Disclosure
Eaters of the Dead *
The Great Train Robbery
Jurassic Park
The Lost World
Next *
Pirate Latitudes *
Sphere
State of Fear *
Timeline *

Roald Dahl – The Witches

Philip K. Dick – Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Lois Duncan – Killing Mr. Griffin

James Ellroy –
Hollywood Nocturnes
L.A. Confidential
White Jazz *

Rose Estes – Indiana Jones and the Lost Treasure of Sheba (A Find Your Fate Adventure)

Howard Fast – April Morning

F. Scott Fitzgerald – The Great Gatsby *

Ian Fleming –
Casino Royale *
Dr. No *
Goldfinger *

Peter George – Dr. Strangelove (Novelization) *

John Grisham – The Client *

Dashiell Hammett – Woman In The Dark

Thomas Harris –
Red Dragon
Silence of the Lambs

Chuck Hogan –
Prince of Thieves
The Standoff *

Homer – The Iliad *

Nick Hornby – High Fidelity

L. Ron Hubbard – 
Buckskin Brigades *
Fear
Masters of Sleep
Slaves of Sleep

David A. Kaufelt – The Fay Boy Murders

Nikos Kazantzakis – The Last Temptation of Christ *

Stephen King –
11/22/63 *
Bag of Bones *
Black House
Carrie
Cell
Christine *
The Colorado Kid
Creepshow
Cujo
Cycle of the Werewolf
The Dark Half *
The Dark Tower Volume I: The Gunslinger (Original Text)
The Dark Tower Volume I: The Gunslinger (Revised Text)
The Dark Tower Volume II: The Drawing of the Three
The Dark Tower Volume III: The Waste Lands
The Dark Tower Volume IV: Wizard and Glass
The Dark Tower Volume V: Wolves of the Calla
The Dark Tower Volume VI: Song for Susannah
The Dark Tower Volume VII: The Dark Tower
The Dark Tower: The Wind Through The Keyhole
The Dead Zone
Desperation *
Different Seasons
Doctor Sleep
Dolores Claiborne *
Dreamcatcher
Everything’s Eventual
The Eyes of the Dragon
Firestarter
Four Past Midnight
From a Buick 8
Gerald’s Game
The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon *
The Green Mile
Hearts in Atlantis
Insomnia
It
Joyland
Misery
Mr. Mercedes
Needful Things *
Night Shift
Nightmares & Dreamscapes *
Pet Sematary
Rose Madder *
‘Salem’s Lot
The Shining
Skeleton Crew
The Stand (Abridged) *
The Stand (Unabridged)
The Tommyknockers *
Under The Dome

Andrew Klavan – True Crime

John Lange (Michael Crichton) – Zero Cool

Milan Kundera – Life Is Elsewhere *

Dennis Lehane –
Darkness, Take My Hand *
A Drink Before The War *
Gone, Baby, Gone
Mystic River
Sacred *
Shutter Island

Elmore Leonard –
52 Pickup
Bandits
Be Cool
City Primeval: High Noon in Detroit
Escape From Five Shadows *
Freaky Deaky
Get Shorty
Glitz
Gunsights *
Hombre *
The Hot Kid *
The Hunted *
Killshot
LaBrava *
The Law At Randado *
Maximum Bob
Mr. Paradise *
Out of Sight
Pagan Babies
Riding the Rap *
Road Dogs *
Rum Punch
Split Images
Stick
The Switch
Tishomingo Blues *
Valdez is Coming
When The Women Come Out To Dance *

Julius Lester – When Dad Killed Mom *

Ira Levin – The Boys From Brazil *

Gregory Maguire – Wicked *

Richard Matheson –
Earthbound *
I Am Legend *
The Incredible Shrinking Man *
Stir of Echoes *

Cormac McCarthy – No Country For Old Men *

A.A. Milne –
When We Were Very Young
Winnie-the-Pooh

Christopher Moore –
Coyote Blue
A Dirty Job
Bite Me
Bloodsucking Fiends
Fluke *
Fool *
Island of the Sequined Love Nun
Lamb
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
Practical Demonkeeping
The Stupidest Angel *
You Suck

George Orwell –
1984 *
Animal Farm *

Chuck Palahniuk – Fight Club

Christopher Priest – The Prestige *

Mario Puzo – The Godfather

Thomas Pynchon – Inherent Vice *

JK Rowling – Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows

Louis Sachar –
Holes
Sideway Stories From Wayside School
There’s A Boy In The Girls’ Bathroom
Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
Wayside School is Falling Down

J.D. Salinger –
The Catcher in the Rye
Franny and Zooey *
Nine Stories
Raise High The Room Beam, Carpenters AND Seymour, An Introduction *

Arthur Schnitzler – Dream Story

Dr. Seuss – Green Eggs and Ham

Dell Shannon (Elizabeth Linington) – Appearances of Death

Richard Stark (Donald E. Westlake) – The Hunter

Bram Stoker - Dracula

John Swartzwelder –
Double Wonderful *
The Time Machine Did It

Roderick Thorp – 
The Detective
Nothing Last Forever (aka Die Hard)

J.R.R. Tolkien –
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings

F.X. Toole – Rope Burns *

Mark Twain – The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

Various – Writers of the Future Vol. XIV *

Walter Wager – 58 Minutes (aka Die Hard 2) *

H.G. Wells – War of the Worlds

Timothy Zahn – Star Wars: Dark Force Rising *

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NON-FICTION

The Book of Mormon *
The Holy Bible *

Jason Bailey – Pulp Fiction: The Complete Story of Quentin Tarantino’s Masterpiece

John Berendt – Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

Jan Harold Brunvand – The Vanishing Hitchhiker

Bruce Campbell – If Chins Could Kill

Michael Crichton – Travels *

Cameron Crowe – Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Elonka Dunin – The Mammoth Book of Secret Codes and Cryptograms *

James H. Fetzer – Murder in Dealey Plaza

Robin Furth – The Dark Tower Concordance Vol. 1 & Vol. 2

Robert Graysmith – 
Zodiac
Zodiac Unmasked

Zack Hample – Watching Baseball Smarter

Mark Headley – Blown For Good

L. Ron Hubbard – Introduction to Scientology Ethics

Sean Hughes – Sean’s Book

Edward Humes – Murderer with a Badge *

Scott Kessinger – Scream Deconstructed

Stephen King – On Writing

Michael Lewis – Moneyball

David Mamet – On Directing Film

Jim Marrs – Crossfire: The Plot That Killed Kennedy

Sylvia Nasar – A Beautiful Mind *

Gene D. Phillips & Rodney Hill – The Stanley Kubrick Encyclopedia

Nancy Many – My Billion Year Contract

Nicholas Pileggi –
Casino *
Wiseguy (aka Goodfellas)

Janet Reitman – Inside Scientology

Floyd H. Ross & Tynette Hills – The Great Religions By Which Men Live

Eric Schlosser – Fast Food Nation *

Dr. Hugh J. Schonfield – The Passover Plot *

Hunter S. Thompson –
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Hey Rube *
Kingdom of Fear *

Various – 501 Must-See Movies

Bev Vincent – The Road To The Dark Tower

John Vorhaus – The Comic Toolbox

Bill Warren – The Evil Dead Companion

Sharon Waxman – Rebels on the Backlot

Lawrence Wright – Going Clear

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GRAPHIC NOVELS or COMIC COLLECTIONS

Max Allan Collins & Richard Piers Rayner – Road to Perdition

Robin Furth, Peter David, Jae Lee, Richard Isanove, et al –
The Dark Tower 1 – The Gunslinger Born
The Dark Tower 2 – The Long Road Home
The Dark Tower 3 – Treachery
The Dark Tower 4 – The Sorcerer
The Dark Tower 5 – Fall of Gilead
The Dark Tower 6 – Battle of Jericho Hill
The Dark Tower 7 – The Journey Begins
The Dark Tower 8 – The Little Sisters of Eluria
The Dark Tower 9 – The Battle of Tull
The Dark Tower 10 – The Way Station
The Dark Tower 11 – The Man in Black

Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore & Charlie Adlard – The Walking Dead: Book One

Jeff Loeb & Tim Sale – Batman: The Long Halloween

Frank Miller – 
Batman Year One
The Dark Knight Returns 
Sin City: The Hard Goodbye

Alan Moore – 
The Killing Joke
Watchmen

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SCREENPLAYS or STAGE PLAYS

Scott Alexander & Larry Karaszewski – Man On The Moon

Paul Thomas Anderson –
Boogie Nights
Magnolia
Punch-Drunk Love

Agatha Christie –
Appointment with Death
Go Back For Murder
The Hollow
The Mousetrap
Ten Little Indians
Towards Zero
Verdict
Witness for the Prosecution

The Coen Brothers – 
Barton Fink
The Big Lebowski
Blood Simple
Burn After Reading
Fargo
The Hudsucker Proxy
The Man Who Wasn’t There
Miller’s Crossing
O, Brother Where Art Thou?
Raising Arizona
A Serious Man

Francis Ford Coppola & Mario Puzo – The Godfather

Michael Crichton & Ann-Marie Martin – Twister

Frank Darabont – 
The Green Mile
The Shawshank Redemption

Jon Favreau – Swingers

Brian Helgeland & Curtis Hanson – L.A. Confidential

Willard Huyck & Gloria Katz – Indiana  Jones and the Temple of Doom

Mike Judge & Joe Stillman – Beavis & Butt-head Do America

Lawrence Kasdan & George Lucas – Star Wars: Return of the Jedi

Stanley Kubrick & Frederic Raphael – Eyes Wide Shut

David Mamet – Glengarry Glen Ross

Elaine May – The Birdcage

Michael Moore – The Official Fahrenheit 9/11 Reader *

Andrew Niccol – The Truman Show

Christopher Nolan – 
The Dark Knight Trilogy
Inception

John Patrick – The Curious Savage

Harold Pinter – Betrayal

Martin Scorsese & Nicholas Pileggi – Goodfellas

William Shakespeare –
All’s Wells That Ends Well
Antony and Cleopatra *
As You Like It *
Hamlet
Julius Caesar
King Lear *
Macbeth
The Merchant of Venice *
Othello
Richard III
Romeo & Juliet
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest *

Kevin Smith –
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Dogma
Red State

Ed Solomon – Men in Black

Oliver Stone & Zachary Sklar – JFK: The Documented Screenplay

Quentin Tarantino –
Inglourious Basterds
Jackie Brown
Natural Born Killers
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
True Romance

Billy Bob Thorton – Sling Blade

Michael Tolkin –
The New Age *
The Player
The Rapture *

Tennessee Williams – A Streetcar Named Desire

Kevin Williamson – Scream

DuracellEnergizer said:

Neglify said: 

Also surprised you have the Wayside School books!

I don't see why you'd be surprised. The Wayside books are weird books and I'm a weird person. =P

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

No Battlefield Earth!? What kind of ex-Scientologist are you?!

Legit, I thought the same to myself recently. "I should read that POS some day." 

 I read BE a couple times as a teenager, and thought it was pretty solid actually.

Don't forget to read the sequels, DO and HAVE. 

DuracellEnergizer said:

Now, for my daunting list:

<snip>

 A lot of great stuff there! I highly recommend reading IT. Also surprised you have the Wayside School books! Not surprised you have a ton of SW books.

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

- Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 2

 That's not a thing.  Unless you are referring to Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Yes Ric, that's the one. 

 That's fine.  I've never heard anyone call it that.

And technically you still haven't heard anyone call it that. You only read it.

DuracellEnergizer said:

No Battlefield Earth!? What kind of ex-Scientologist are you?!

Legit, I thought the same to myself recently. "I should read that POS some day." 

DuracellEnergizer said:

Neglify said:

Barely any L. Ron Hubbard books.

Oh, c'mon now, tell us the truth -- how many of his books do you really own? ;-P 

Hmm, I believe I have 3 or 4 LRH books. "Introduction to Scientology Ethics," "Fear" and "Slaves of Sleep/Masters of Sleep." 

TV's Frink said:

Neglify said:

- Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 2

 That's not a thing.  Unless you are referring to Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Yes Ric, that's the one. 

Hmm, I'm almost tempted to catalog all my books for the purpose of this thread...

But to start off with, here's a small sample:

- Lots of Stephen King and Michael Crichton books.

- A handful of books by Louis Sachar; "There's A Boy In The Girls' Bathroom," "Holes," and the "Wayside School Trilogy".

- Lord of the Rings (3 copies) and The Hobbit (1 copy).

- A damn good amount of Elmore Leonard and Christopher Moore books.

- Barely any L. Ron Hubbard books.

- Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy 1 & 2

- Various books that got turned into movies; "A Clockwork Orange," "Jaws," "Wonder Boys," "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" etc.

- Some Agatha Christie stories and plays.

- A ton of screenplay books.

- Not too many comics. I mainly just bought a ton of older issues from the "3 for $1" bins. But I got a handful of graphic novels, like "Watchmen" and "The Dark Knight Returns" and stuff.

- And lastly, a bunch of old Shakespeare paperbacks from high school.

Adolfhipster said:

Please invite me, thanks

Ok. I've sent your name and address to the Scientology Mother Church. Agents will be picking you up momentarily. Say goodbye to family, friends and sanity. You're in Scientology now!!

DuracellEnergizer said:

Can I create a thread dedicated to talking about everyone's book collections?

Only if it's completely unbiased and includes EVERYone, alive or dead, and their book collection(s).