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Post #763837

Author
Neglify
Parent topic
Neglify's Bandable Offenses
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Date created
15-Apr-2015, 12:04 AM

If I controlled the webz, I'd fist with an iron ruler. Wait.

The following offenses will get you BANDED if you commit them. Feel free to suggest more items.

TEMP BAND.
Expires: 19 days, 19 hours.

Posting Spam without bacon
Ugly signature photos
*sigh*-ing more than once in a thread within a 24-hour period
Constantly harassing mods to give you a turbo-fueled yacht
Having a username with excessive punctuation
Non-pic/gif posts in a pic/gif thread
Suggesting more items to add to this list

PERMA BAND.
Expires: Until I sober up.

Arguing about stupid bullshit for fucking weeks non-stop
Censoring non-offensive words
User title ends with "123456"
Posting pics of my dick
Bragging about your turbo-fueled yacht
Not learning how to format your shit
Posting from Alternate Timeline/Universe 19

And finally, this is the road to a Permanent Band... Signing a record contract, making hit albums and getting along with others.

JEDIT:

Members who have banded together:

Davnes007 (Vocals)