Nanner Split

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Join date: 17-Jun-2005
Last activity: 13-Oct-2023
Posts: 3,425

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Post: #203399
Topic: Candy/Snacks
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203399/action/topic#203399
Time: 22-Apr-2006 9:51 AM

Well, you see, if you put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together, it's much more delicious.

Post: #203370
Topic: linux for Ipod
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203370/action/topic#203370
Time: 22-Apr-2006 3:27 AM

Hell, I'm sure anyone with experience could do some serious hacking with an iPod.

Post: #203197
Topic: things we Love
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203197/action/topic#203197
Time: 21-Apr-2006 8:41 AM

Damn, that's awesome Gaff! how many times did you take it? The first time I took it I got a 29, and my Science subscore was only a 23 so I studied my ass off for the Science part. Then the second time I took it, my Science subscore was exactly the same, but my Reading score went up a point or two.

Post: #203140
Topic: things we Love
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203140/action/topic#203140
Time: 21-Apr-2006 1:47 AM

Why thankee, HLF!

I also managed a 30 on the ACT. Not that I'm bragging or anything, I'm just real happy about it.

Post: #203136
Topic: The Tom Kitten
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203136/action/topic#203136
Time: 21-Apr-2006 12:29 AM

Suri?! SURI?! Oh lord... the truth must be told...

I am very well informed about the project codenamed S.U.R.I.

S - Scientology's
U - Ultimate
R - Resurrection
I - Idea

It's been in the works since the time of L. Ron Hubbard's lifespan.

A crude name, but Church Of Scientology officials' mental capabilities are limited. For what it's worth, Suri rolls off the tounge quite well. Well, this isn't relevant. Onto the real goods.

I'll give you the skinny on the project. Soon after Tom Cruise met Katie Holmes, he approached the highest figures in Scientology. He let them know that he found a perfect specimen to carry SEED. For those of you who don't know what SEED is, it is the single sperm cell retrieved from the late L. Ron Hubbard. For years it had been kept in a classified location. There had been candidates chosen to use SEED. Only Scientologists who were viewed as qualified were considered candidates. They are put into ranks. Tom Cruise was one of the top candidates and when he approached The Church Of Scientology, they quickly obliged. They entrusted Tom Cruise with the role of planting SEED into Katie Holmes.

Soon, the couple were married. Tom Cruise knew that unprotected sexual intercourse was imminent, so prior to the sex, Tom Cruise used the special ready-to-inject syringe carrying SEED on his testicles. This made sure that when he enjaculated, the ONLY sperm cell to leave his body was SEED.

The fertilization was obviously successful...

This could be the true reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. Lord help us all.

Post: #203038
Topic: Announcing: OT.Com Online Chess Tournament
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203038/action/topic#203038
Time: 20-Apr-2006 6:00 PM

I'm in too.

Post: #203004
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203004/action/topic#203004
Time: 20-Apr-2006 3:42 PM

Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
I hate seeing good comic book characters get saddled with crappy film adaptations.

Captain America, anyone?

Post: #202846
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202846/action/topic#202846
Time: 20-Apr-2006 12:08 AM

Yeah, says the guy with the metal fingers.

Post: #202844
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202844/action/topic#202844
Time: 20-Apr-2006 12:03 AM

Grow your hair a teensy bit longer, dye it orange, and we'd have another Johnny Rotten on our hands.

Post: #202769
Topic: things we Love
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202769/action/topic#202769
Time: 19-Apr-2006 6:00 PM

I love that I DO have the complete discography of the band Pantera.

Post: #202668
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202668/action/topic#202668
Time: 19-Apr-2006 9:26 AM

Well, my drum set is actually non-operational at the moment, but just accept an I.O.U. on that picture. I'll have one up sooner or later.

But for now, well........I'll be drummer.

Post: #202662
Topic: things we Love
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202662/action/topic#202662
Time: 19-Apr-2006 9:14 AM

Just out of curiosity, what college do you attend?

And thanks for all the exclamation points!

And by the way, congrats on your National Merit Finalist-ness! It's not exactly the easiest thing in the world to do.

Post: #202587
Topic: things we Love
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202587/action/topic#202587
Time: 18-Apr-2006 11:57 PM

I love that I just happen to be blessed with really good standardized-test-taking ability. I got in the 97th percentile on the PSAT, which gives me the possibility of being a National Merit Semi-Finalist.

One step closer to my dream college.

Post: #202584
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202584/action/topic#202584
Time: 18-Apr-2006 11:55 PM

foreign contraption in your mouth.

Damn.....

If one of my friends at school had said that, you can be damn sure I would have said something along the lines of "I'll put MY foreign contraption in YOUR mouth!"

Post: #202311
Topic: MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202311/action/topic#202311
Time: 18-Apr-2006 1:19 AM

That would be "Scarface". It's good, but.....well, it's no "Godfather", I'll put it that way.

Post: #202310
Topic: The Paris Effect
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202310/action/topic#202310
Time: 18-Apr-2006 1:18 AM

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Wow, that's awesome, nanner. You should have scooped up a watermelon piece after the show as a souvenir.

Well, I did get to smash a melon onstage, and I still haven't been able to get the stains out.

He also signed my t-shirt and it says "To Tim" with an arrow pointing towards my head. As he was writing it he said "Girls think that's funny."