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#130068
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.


LMAO !!!


We had a foregin exchange student from Germany there, and we asked him if he had ever heard of or used Bengay, and he just kind of glanced around nervously and went "Ummm....", until someone explained that Bengay was a cream. It turns out he had thought we were asking him if he had ever tried "being gay".
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#130060
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.
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#130025
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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I hate European football. I'd rather rub Bengay on my nuts than have anything to do with it (which I have already done and will never do it again no matter how much anyone pays me).

I also hate hip-hop/rap music. It blows my mind how these people with zero musical talent can show up on MTV, put out a crappy album, and millions of "fans" go crazy for it.


Sorry about that, I kinda pulled a Jedikev there....
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#128500
Topic
MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I SAW THIS ON A T-SHIRT A FEW WEEKS AGO...

PETA-PEOPLE FOR THE EATING OF TASTY ANIMALS.
"THERE'S ROOM FOR ALL OF GOD'S CREATURES... RIGHT NEXT TO MY MASHED POTATOS."





Or from Maddox's www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net: "For Every Animal You Don't Eat, I'm Going To Eat Three!"

By the way, I'm off to football camp until Thursday afternoon. Wish me luck!
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#128466
Topic
Kick-ass horror movies
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On the Bravo channel, they had a show entitled "100 Scariest Movie Moments" around Halloween last year, and their #1 was "Jaws", closely followed by "The Exorcist" and "Alien".

For those who don't know (dark_jedi), "Dead Alive" was written and directed in 1993 by Peter "Lard of the Rings" Jackson, and is definitely the funniest/goriest zombie movie I've ever seen. You would also do well to check out Jackson's "Bad Taste"; not a horror movie, but still awesome.
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#128359
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Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
NINTEDO NEEDS TO GET BACK TO THE BASICS. I LOVE THE OLD MARIO GAMES, BUT ONCE THEY WENT "3-D INVIRONMENT" THEY LOST ME. A BACK TO BASICS MARIO BROS. GAME WOULD BE REALLY COOL.


It appears that there will be a new Mario Bros. game for the DS. The graphics will be 3D, but it will be a side-scroller. I'd still prefer 2D graphics, but I guess that's what fan-games are for.