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MeBeJedi

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#200281
Topic
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
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Hey, Paris has got a lot of enthusiasm. You've got to give her that much.

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This guy, Tom, decides to go to a porn theater. He buys a ticket, walks inside, and has a seat.

There aren't too many other guys in there, but the few that are there are all wearing trenchcoats.

Wouldn't you know it, but another guy comes in, and sits right behind Tom. During every sex scene, this guy makes all these weird huffing and rubbing sounds. Sometimes Tom can't even hear the movie over the breathing and slapping sounds.

This goes on throughout the movie until the final scene, where everyone in the whole world is having sex onscreen. The guy behind Tom is mysteriously silent.

Tom can't help but wonder, so he turns around and asks, "Hey, buddy.....where's all your enthusiam?"

The guy looks back at him with a big cheshire-cat smile and says, "Heh, it's all over your back, dude."
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#200275
Topic
FUEL TO THE MAC vs. PC FIRE
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"humans ARE primates, so them fumbling around like primates wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary!"

"Fair enough. I admit to wee bit exaggeration and pun-like social commentary"


Why am I reminded of a particular car insurance commercial?

"IF MAN CAME FROM APES THEN WHY ARE THERE STILL APES ??? "

If woman came from man, then why are there still men?

For the record, I love my two Win2K machines. They are on 24/7, and I rarely have to reboot. These are the machines I do my video/DVD work on.
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#199730
Topic
<strong><strong>BLADE RUNNER: The Unauthorized OFF-WORLD Box Set</strong></strong> (Released)
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"Solving audio sync problems is not as difficult as you might think, even if you can't rely on DGIndex to report the correct delay. Mux your video and audio together with a zero delay, play the output VOB file in Media Player Classic. This player gives you the option to alter the delay during playback, so it's easily adjusted to find the correct value."

If you can find the correct value (I assume it gives the millisecond delay), then you can compile it in DVDLab, which lets you set the appropriate delay to whatever you want. Makes it really easy to correct sync well after the audio and video streams have been generated.