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- #205455
- Topic
- Request: The Punisher (1989) - anyone have the Unrated Japanese Laserdisc?
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205455/action/topic#205455
- Time
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- #205451
- Topic
- '13-30 Extraflirty' fan edit (Released)
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205451/action/topic#205451
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- Post
- #205448
- Topic
- Yet another Matrix edit: Matrix Rebooted (* unfinished project *)
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205448/action/topic#205448
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LOL...ain't THAT teh truth. Talk about lightning not striking the same place twice.
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- #205446
- Topic
- Request: The Punisher (1989) - anyone have the Unrated Japanese Laserdisc?
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205446/action/topic#205446
- Time
(Not that I was able to stay awake through the most recent version either...)
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- #205437
- Topic
- DVDs for sale (updated)
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205437/action/topic#205437
- Time
BTW, I commend you on the majority of your selections - but why on Earth would you get rid of Real Genius? I know the cover sucks, but other than that......
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- #205435
- Topic
- An exact quote from Lucas on Greedo shooting first.
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205435/action/topic#205435
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d) which is exactly what he used to make Greedo shoot first in '97. "
Dammmmmmmn.
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- #205422
- Topic
- <strong><strong>BLADE RUNNER: The Unauthorized OFF-WORLD Box Set</strong></strong> (Released)
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205422/action/topic#205422
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+1
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- #205421
- Topic
- Help: looking for... 'The Cure for Insomnia' movie
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205421/action/topic#205421
- Time
- Post
- #205393
- Topic
- Saved by the Bell saved!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205393/action/topic#205393
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- Post
- #205100
- Topic
- Request: a Ricochet fanedit
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205100/action/topic#205100
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- Post
- #205098
- Topic
- Beyond hope...
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/205098/action/topic#205098
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If any of you spent any time on TF.n during that time, you probably would have seen me going after Emos Edud, who staunchly believed (or, at the very least, kept trying to convince everyone else) that Palpatine was a clone, and Sidious was the real, and only, Sith.
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- #204979
- Topic
- What do you look like?
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204979/action/topic#204979
- Time
More specifically....
[Blues Brothers] "We're getting the band back together." [/Blues Brothers]
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- #204974
- Topic
- Storms in North Texas
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204974/action/topic#204974
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I remember having to evacuate a few years ago due to the tremendous fires we had in Southern California.
- Post
- #204802
- Topic
- More PT cut-&-paste
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204802/action/topic#204802
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- Post
- #204801
- Topic
- BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204801/action/topic#204801
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Interesting result.
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- #204780
- Topic
- Google Fight!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204780/action/topic#204780
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- Post
- #204777
- Topic
- Google Fight!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204777/action/topic#204777
- Time
Again, the results explain themselves.
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- #204767
- Topic
- More PT cut-&-paste
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204767/action/topic#204767
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Here's the gist of it:

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- #204765
- Topic
- Google Fight!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204765/action/topic#204765
- Time
He, he, he.
Close, but then again, they can never get close enough.
Call It! (Wow!
Okay, maybe I'm having too much fun with this now....
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- #204713
- Topic
- Google Fight!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204713/action/topic#204713
- Time
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's preeeetty damned sad.
Sorry, DAYV, but curiosity got the best of me
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- #204565
- Topic
- More PT cut-&-paste
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204565/action/topic#204565
- Time
- Post
- #204564
- Topic
- Google Fight!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204564/action/topic#204564
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- Post
- #204561
- Topic
- Google Fight!
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204561/action/topic#204561
- Time
[EDIT]
The results speak for themselves
- Post
- #204559
- Topic
- An exact quote from Lucas on Greedo shooting first.
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204559/action/topic#204559
- Time
The docking-bay entrance to the small saucer-shaped spacecraft was completely ringed by half a dozen men and aliens, of which the former were by half the most grotesque. A great mobile tub of muscle and suet topped by a shaggy scarred skull surveyed the semicircle of armed assassins with satisfaction. Moving forward from the center of the crescent, he shouted toward the ship.
"Come on out, Solo! We've got you surrounded."
"If so, you're facing the wrong way," came a calm voice.
Jabba the Hut jumped—in itself a remarkable sight. His lackeys likewise whirled—to see Han Solo and Chewbacca standing behind them.
"You see, I've been waiting for you, Jabba."
"I expected you would be," the Hut admitted, at once pleased and alarmed by the fact that neither Solo nor the big Wookie appeared to be armed.
"I'm not the type to run," Solo said.
"Run? Run from what?" Jabba countered. The absence of visible weapons bothered Jabba more than he cared to admit to himself. There was something peculiar here, and it would be better to make no hasty moves until he discovered what was amiss.
"Han, my boy, there are times when you disappoint me. I merely wish to know why you haven't paid me… as you should have long ago. And why did you have to fry poor Greedo like that? After all you and I have been through together."
Solo grinned tightly. "Shove it, Jabba. There isn't enough sentiment in your body to warm an orphaned bacterium. As for Greedo, you sent him to kill me."
"Why, Han," Jabba protested in surprise, "why would I do that? You're the best smuggler in the business. You're too valuable to fry. Greedo was only relaying my natural concern at your delays. He wasn't going to kill you."
"I think he thought he was. Next time don't send one of those hired twerps. If you've got something to say, come see me yourself."
Jabba shook his head and his jowls shook—lazy, fleshy echoes of his mock sorrow. "Han, Han—if only you understand…I just can't make an exception. Where would I be if every pilot who smuggled for me dumped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial warship? And then simply showed empty pockets when I demanded recompense? It's not good business. I can be generous and forgiving— but not to the point of bankruptcy."
"You know, even I get boarded sometimes, Jabba. Did you think I dumped that spice because I got tired of its smell? I wanted to deliver it as much as you wanted to receive it. I had no choice." Again the sardonic smile. "As you say, I'm too valuable to fry. But I've got a charter now and I can pay you back, plus a little extra. I just need some more time. I can give you a thousand on account, the rest in three weeks."
The gross form seemed to consider, then directed his next words not to Solo but to his hirelings. "Put your blasters away." His gaze and a predatory smile turned to the wary Corellian.
"Han, my boy, I'm only doing this because you're the best and I'll need you again sometime. So, out of the greatness of my soul and a forgiving heart—and for an extra, say, twenty percent—I'll give you a little more time." The voice nearly cracked with restraint. "But this is the last time. If you disappoint me again, if you trample my generosity in your mocking laughter, I'll put a price on your head so large you won't be able to go near a civilized system for the rest of your life, because on every one your name and face will be known to men who'll gladly cut your guts out for one-tenth of what I'll promise them."
"I'm glad we both have my best interests at heart," replied Solo pleasantly as he and Chewbacca started past the staring eyes of the Hut's hired guns. "Don't worry, Jabba, I'll pay you. But not because you threaten me. I'll pay you because…it's my pleasure."
"Come on out, Solo! We've got you surrounded."
"If so, you're facing the wrong way," came a calm voice.
Jabba the Hut jumped—in itself a remarkable sight. His lackeys likewise whirled—to see Han Solo and Chewbacca standing behind them.
"You see, I've been waiting for you, Jabba."
"I expected you would be," the Hut admitted, at once pleased and alarmed by the fact that neither Solo nor the big Wookie appeared to be armed.
"I'm not the type to run," Solo said.
"Run? Run from what?" Jabba countered. The absence of visible weapons bothered Jabba more than he cared to admit to himself. There was something peculiar here, and it would be better to make no hasty moves until he discovered what was amiss.
"Han, my boy, there are times when you disappoint me. I merely wish to know why you haven't paid me… as you should have long ago. And why did you have to fry poor Greedo like that? After all you and I have been through together."
Solo grinned tightly. "Shove it, Jabba. There isn't enough sentiment in your body to warm an orphaned bacterium. As for Greedo, you sent him to kill me."
"Why, Han," Jabba protested in surprise, "why would I do that? You're the best smuggler in the business. You're too valuable to fry. Greedo was only relaying my natural concern at your delays. He wasn't going to kill you."
"I think he thought he was. Next time don't send one of those hired twerps. If you've got something to say, come see me yourself."
Jabba shook his head and his jowls shook—lazy, fleshy echoes of his mock sorrow. "Han, Han—if only you understand…I just can't make an exception. Where would I be if every pilot who smuggled for me dumped his shipment at the first sign of an Imperial warship? And then simply showed empty pockets when I demanded recompense? It's not good business. I can be generous and forgiving— but not to the point of bankruptcy."
"You know, even I get boarded sometimes, Jabba. Did you think I dumped that spice because I got tired of its smell? I wanted to deliver it as much as you wanted to receive it. I had no choice." Again the sardonic smile. "As you say, I'm too valuable to fry. But I've got a charter now and I can pay you back, plus a little extra. I just need some more time. I can give you a thousand on account, the rest in three weeks."
The gross form seemed to consider, then directed his next words not to Solo but to his hirelings. "Put your blasters away." His gaze and a predatory smile turned to the wary Corellian.
"Han, my boy, I'm only doing this because you're the best and I'll need you again sometime. So, out of the greatness of my soul and a forgiving heart—and for an extra, say, twenty percent—I'll give you a little more time." The voice nearly cracked with restraint. "But this is the last time. If you disappoint me again, if you trample my generosity in your mocking laughter, I'll put a price on your head so large you won't be able to go near a civilized system for the rest of your life, because on every one your name and face will be known to men who'll gladly cut your guts out for one-tenth of what I'll promise them."
"I'm glad we both have my best interests at heart," replied Solo pleasantly as he and Chewbacca started past the staring eyes of the Hut's hired guns. "Don't worry, Jabba, I'll pay you. But not because you threaten me. I'll pay you because…it's my pleasure."
- Post
- #204558
- Topic
- An exact quote from Lucas on Greedo shooting first.
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/204558/action/topic#204558
- Time
"I haven't got it here with me. Tell Jabba—"
"It's too late, I think. Jabba would rather have your ship." "Over my dead body," Solo said unamiably.
The alien was not impressed. "If you insist. Will you come outside with me, or must I finish it here ?"
" I don't think they'd like another killing in here ," Solo pointed out.
Something which might have been a laugh came from the creature's translator. " They'd hardly notice . Get up, Solo. I've been looking forward to this for a long time . You've embarrassed me in front of Jabba with your pious excuses for the last time."
"I think you're right."
Light and noise filled the little corner of the cantina, and when it had faded, all that remained of the unctuous alien was a smoking, slimy spot on the stone floor.
Solo brought his hand and the smoking weapon it held out from beneath the table, drawing bemused stares from several of the cantina's patrons and clucking sounds from its more knowledgeable ones. They had known the creature had committed its fatal mistake in allowing Solo the chance to get his hands under cover .
"It'll take a lot more than the likes of you to finish me off . Jabba the Hut always did skimp when it came to hiring his hands. Leaving the booth, Solo flipped the bartender a handful of coins as he and Chewbacca moved off. "Sorry for the mess. I always was a rotten host."
"It's too late, I think. Jabba would rather have your ship." "Over my dead body," Solo said unamiably.
The alien was not impressed. "If you insist. Will you come outside with me, or must I finish it here ?"
" I don't think they'd like another killing in here ," Solo pointed out.
Something which might have been a laugh came from the creature's translator. " They'd hardly notice . Get up, Solo. I've been looking forward to this for a long time . You've embarrassed me in front of Jabba with your pious excuses for the last time."
"I think you're right."
Light and noise filled the little corner of the cantina, and when it had faded, all that remained of the unctuous alien was a smoking, slimy spot on the stone floor.
Solo brought his hand and the smoking weapon it held out from beneath the table, drawing bemused stares from several of the cantina's patrons and clucking sounds from its more knowledgeable ones. They had known the creature had committed its fatal mistake in allowing Solo the chance to get his hands under cover .
"It'll take a lot more than the likes of you to finish me off . Jabba the Hut always did skimp when it came to hiring his hands. Leaving the booth, Solo flipped the bartender a handful of coins as he and Chewbacca moved off. "Sorry for the mess. I always was a rotten host."
Case closed.