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#204491
Topic
An exact quote from Lucas on Greedo shooting first.
Time
"Well, according to George, he was perfectly safe, even if Greedo had fired off a blast."


ROTL. He did prove that, didn't he?

"But, as Darth Chaltab put it, our green friend was too busy gloating like a Bond villain to think any of these scenarios through."

That's it, precisely. And before anyone else tries to convince themselves that Han wasn't in immediate danger, please keep in mind that - ONSCREEN - Greedo does have a blaster pointed at Han, and in the Special Edition, Greedo does fire at Han at point blank range - ONSCREEN. If this DOESN'T CLEARLY ILLUSTRATE the immediate threat to Han, then I don't know what does.

In addition to this, Han clearly had no qualms shooting Greedo in either version, and no one else in the cantina had any issue with Han shooting Greedo either. Since they've both been on Tatooine for some time, it's pretty god-awful clear that such occurances are pretty commonplace. If anyone wants to argue this point with me, be sure to watch the SAME general reaction of the cantina patrons in regards to Obi-wan disarming two aliens with a lightsaber. If that's not enough, then we'll all just form a line and take turns slapping you.

Here's a few more words on the topic:
IGNFF: You're the person to ask about this – when you're talking about these kind of special editions and changes and are they due to an original vision or changing sensibilities – I have to ask you about your thoughts regarding the infamous redo of the scene with Greedo in the cantina.... the whole shooting first thing.

KURTZ: Yeah, I really was livid about that one. I think it was a total – it ruins the scene, basically. The scene was never intended that way. Han Solo realized that Greedo was out to get him and he had to blast him first or he would lose his life. It shows you how much of a mercenary he is. That's what the point of the scene was. And so the way they've changed it around, it loses the whole impact of that whole aspect of it.

IGNFF: Do you think that's due to George's changing sensibilities as opposed to his argument that, "No, that was my original intention"?

KURTZ: Well, he can say that was his original intention, but we could have shot it that way very easily. There was no reason that it couldn't have been shot that way. It was shot and edited the way it was because that's the way the script was. That's what he wanted at the time.

IGNFF: What is your opinion of why he would try and rationalize it, when he could very well just say, "You know, I just thought nowadays, it's better if he shoots first."

KURTZ: Maybe he just didn't want to say that. Maybe he felt it was a stronger argument to say, "That's what I really wanted to do and I just didn't have time or inclination at the time." You listen to all these directors, they all say that. That's the stock argument ... somehow if they say that, you can't argue with them.
Kurtz interview
ES:Much has been made about the changes to the Greedo scene in the Star Wars: Special Edition. After working on a Han Solo novel, how do you feel about the change?

AC:I found the revised Greedo scene confusing and unnecessary. And...silly. After all, it was obvious from Han's actions that he intended to blow Greedo away, whether Greedo shot first or not. And the idea that Greedo could miss after having the first shot -- at point-blank range! -- was unbelievable. Also, it wasn't that obvious what happened. I realized, because I was prepared for it, having read about the revision. Most people in the audience, I think, didn't even realize that Greedo had fired. They just went, "Huh? Was that changed?" I assure you that in my books, Han never puts himself in the position of playing sitting duck like that! If a bounty hunter gets off the first shot, it's because Han got ambushed!
- Ann Crispin

UGO: So you were there; who shot first, Han Solo or Greedo?

MH: [Laughs] I always thought that it was the alien. But George [Lucas] keeps going back and tweaking these things. I don't even know anymore. I do know that they dubbed a scream when I let go in the second movie. Which was funny because [Irvin] Kershner and I discussed it, but basically Luke is committing suicide. Rather than join [Darth] Vader, he let go in a very calm way. So, he ended up dubbing a scream. He didn't tell me. He didn't have me do the scream. I don't know where he got it. Maybe it was from the library of sounds that I made for him, but I haven't double checked that, but you could tell me. Do I scream on the way down?

UGO: Why would you?

MH: That's what I say.
- Mark Hamill


Then again, there's always the second line in my quote.
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#203676
Topic
Born a screwup.
Time
Dude....I TOTALLY screwed up today. It was my turn to do the powerpoint presentation at our church, and I had all the lyrics for 6 songs, the pastor's sermon, including pictures that he had requested, and a space for a video that he wanted to present - over 70 pages of an hour-and-a-half sermon. I'd spent several hours last night and this morning finalizing everything.

And despite saving it multiple times, and copying all related files to CD in case something went wrong.........something went wrong.

My presentation disappeared.

I had less than a half-hour to recreate as much as possible, and most of it had to be made up during the presentation (and let me tell you, making up a powerpoint presentation while simultaneously presenting the powerpoint presentation is a bitch of a juggling act.)

I was soooooooooooooo pissed, I almost walked away from the church (movie theater, in our case. ) Needless to say, it pretty much got done, but a few important things had to be dropped. Overall, it worked, but I never want to go through that again.

"Budha said it was through pain. Jesus said it was trhough love. I say it's both."

There's a difference?
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#203637
Topic
Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Time
The OT SE 2.0 DVDs are unwatchable from even a continuity standpoint. Luke has a green lightsaber for a brief moment in A New Hope. The new Palpatine hologram scene in Empire screws with the dialogue to better match up with the prequels but hurts the internal logic of the film itself. And of course, for absolutely no reason, there's Hayden as a young Anakin force ghost.

I wouldn't even be as upset over the stupid Hayden change had Lucas not been so jaw-droppingly lazy about it. Oh well. I suppose it could have been worse...

Rick McMallum: "Mr. Lucas, if you really want to add Hayden to Return of the Jedi, we'll have to film the new footage before Episode III wraps this week."

George Lucas: "Go away. Charles in Charge is on."

RM: "But Mr. Lucas, we need you to approve which prosthetic aging makeup will be used on him."

Charles in charge... of our wrongs, and our rights...
(Lucas remains silent, fixated at the glow of his television screen)

RM: "Mr. Lucas..."

GL: (under breath) "Scott Baio would be perfect for a young Han Solo..."

RM: "Sir, Scott Baio is now older than Harrison Ford was in 1977."

GL: "Well he doesn't look it!"

RM: "No sir, that's because this was filmed in the 1980's."

GL: "Just like Return of the Jedi."

RM: "Right."

GL: "So then why are we trying to make Hayden look older?"

RM: "Because he's playing Anakin's ghost."

GL: "But nobody will buy that. Return of the Jedi was filmed in the 1980's. Like Charles in Charge! If anything, we should make sure Hayden looks like he did in the '80s!"

RM: "You want us to replace Sebastian Shaw with footage of an infant Hayden?"

GL: "That way nobody will question the change. It will be as if it was always that way in the movie!"

RM: "Sir, we don't even have footage of an infant Hayden."

GL (sighs): "Just film him now and make him look like a baby. You know, with computers and stuff."

RM: "You... you want us to film the adult Hayden... and then de-age him with CGI?"

GM: "How else will people believe Return of the Jedi was completed in 1983?"

RM: "But chronologically, that makes no sense."

GL: "Ssh ssh. The commercial is over."
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#202692
Topic
Extracting Video from a game
Time
This might help:Total Video Converter

Game Video Formats:
¡¤ Technologies format, used in some games(.4xm)
¡¤ Playstation STR
¡¤ Id RoQ used in Quake III, Jedi Knight 2, other computer games
¡¤ format used in various Interplay computer games,Interplay MVE
¡¤ multimedia format used in Origin's Wing Commander III computer game,WC3 Movie
¡¤ used in many Sega Saturn console games, Sega FILM/CPK
¡¤ Multimedia formats used in Westwood Studios games, Westwood Studios VQA/AUD
¡¤ Used in Quake II, Id Cinematic (.cin)
¡¤ used in Sierra CD-ROM games, Sierra VMD
¡¤ used in Sierra Online games, .sol files
¡¤ Electronic Arts Multimedia, Matroska
¡¤ used in various EA games; files have extensions like WVE and UV2
¡¤ Nullsoft Video (NSV) format
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#202564
Topic
Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
Time
Yoda: it is the future you see
Luke: will they die?
Yoda: difficult to see, always in motion the OT is.
Yoda: Luke, you must complete the training. You must not go.
Luke: But Han and Leia will die if I don't
Ben: you don't know that. Not even Yoda can see what George Lucas will do to the OT next.
Yoda: yes, to Obi-wan you listen
*based on the definition of medichlorians in TPM*

Ben: when I first met your father, he was already an incredible pilot, but I was amazed at how strong he was with the force.
Luke: the force?
Ben: yes, you see the force is the blood condition that gives a jedi his power.

DARTH VADER and OBI-WAN KENOBI meet again on the Death Star.

VADER:
"Obi-Wan...or should I call you Ben..we meet again at last."

OBI-WAN:
"Yeah cool name isn't it. I came up with it while watching you during the pod race. I had snuck in behind the crowd, and I saw this very interestingly designed alien called Ben Quadrinaros, and I thought, cool name, I can use that if I ever need to go in hiding."

VADER:
"Uh..the circle is now complete.."

OBI-WAN:
"Circle?"

STORMTROOPER passing by:
"Complete?"

VADER:
"When I left I was but the learner..."

OBI-WAN:
"You were a Jedi Knight, you were actually this close to becoming a..."

VADER:
"Now I am the master."

OBI-WAN:
"Still only a master of whining and daydreams, Darth."

VADER:
"I hate you!! I am going to kill you now."

OBI-WAN:
"I remember you saying the Jedi are evil?"

VADER:
"Yes?"

OBI-WAN:
"If you strike me down, YOU are evil!"

VADER:
"No you are evil!"

OBI-WAN:
"No, you are evil."

VADER:
"This reminds me of the epic dialogue between Master Sidious and the legendary Mace Windu."

OBI-WAN:
"Everything was so much better back then, before the dark times. We could hang around in our chairs all day. You condemned me to twenty years in the desert!"

VADER:
"I hope the sand got everywhere!"

OBI-WAN:
"How could I ever consider you a friend."

VADER:
"How could I ever consider YOU a friend!"

OBI-WAN:
"Here we go again.."

The two begin to fight.

VADER:
"Your powers are weak, old man."

OBI-WAN:
"Which is weird considering the most powerful Jedi and Sith in the saga are OLD. I knew I should have spent more time training my body and not listen to Yoda's advice."

VADER:
"Yoda? Is he still alive? Master Sidious says he's dead! He even showed me his cloak!"

OBI-WAN:
"You will find out that many of the cloaks we cling to are without corpses in it, Darth."

VADER:
"So what advice did he give you? If I may ask before slaying you?"

OBI-WAN:
"Remember good ol' Qui Gon?"

VADER:
"Sure do, he was much nicer to me than you ever were."

OBI-WAN:
"Well he returned from the grave and told me that when I die I can respawn somewhere else."

VADER:
"Hey this isn't a video game."

OBI-WAN:
"Don't be too sure..many consider our adventures more video game now, than film. Anyway, if you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

VADER:
"Well you KNOW how much power I can imagine, so I guess you're going to be AWESOMELY powerful."

OBI-WAN:
"According to Qui-Gon, I will be able to TALK to people and come with advice that doesn't make sense!"

VADER:
"I think I will just cut you down now."

SLASH!

VADER steps on Obi-Wan's cloak.

VADER:
"No corpse!"

*squish*

VADER:
"Oh, there is. Now my boots aren't that shiny anymore."

(looks around)

VADER:
"Why is there never a clone around when you need one?"

A small hologram of DARTH SIDIOUS appears out of Vader's wrist-watch.

SIDIOUS:
"Lord Vader, is Obi-Wan dead?"

VADER:
"Yes, my master."

SIDIOUS:
"Good, now execute Order 149."

VADER:
"Burger and fries AGAIN?"

SIDIOUS:
"Yes...yes..."
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#202280
Topic
hot like fire thread
Time
"Being comfortable with one's sexuality is a good trait, Shim."

Being comfortable with the opposite sex is better.

"You've.......been with a lady, haven't you? What's it like?!?"


"You better watch out for pirates."

I will say that one of the things I miss about TF.n is Pirate Day (but not the fucktards that complain about it.) Maybe we could copy that, or come up with some days of celebration ourselves.