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Lord Haseo

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#1044451
Topic
What movies do you consider canon?
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imperialscum said:

Lord Haseo said:

77FN said:

As for Force Awakens, that’s in limbo. Will wait to see his this new trilogy holds up as a whole.

That’s a pretty smart stance imo

If VIII and IX end up sucking I’ll probably end up putting the ST out of my personal canon so that I may reinsert the Thrawn Trilogy.

RE# ended up sucking and basically already stained the whole ST.

That’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. The PT would have been looked upon with favor if AOTC and ROTS were good films and we all know it. We would have seen TPM as a bumpy start to a good - amazing trilogy and the one you have to sit through to get to the good stuff. And to me ROTJ is a huge drop in quality in comparison to SW and ESB but the OT in it’s totality still works for me. You’re just looking for an excuse to hate the ST. No matter how good VIII or IX could be all you’ll be saying is that you think TFA sucks instead of judging the films based on their own merit.

I’m screenshotting this for when such a time arises so I can shove it right back in your face.

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Lord Haseo said:

77FN said:

As for Force Awakens, that’s in limbo. Will wait to see his this new trilogy holds up as a whole.

That’s a pretty smart stance imo

If VIII and IX end up sucking I’ll probably end up putting the ST out of my personal canon so that I may reinsert the Thrawn Trilogy.

I’m keeping TFA and Thrawn Trilogy regardless of the next movies. All I have to do is replace the twins with Ben, and that’s easy given that they aren’t even born until Last Command and are barely a plot point.

If Rey and Kylo are brother and sister (which I very much doubt) you won’t have to do that. I hope that’s not the case.

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#1044185
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What if Disney decided to remake the OT?
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Katarnan said:

Lord Haseo said:

I’m sure Rian Johnson has something to say about that. I hope that not only does he get the source material but he evolves certain things that have been established. That’s why I’m hoping “Jedi” in “The Last Jedi” is plural.

I really hope you’re right…although I think Disney took the ‘going back to the source material’ a little too far with Rebels at least. So they went back to the original concept art and that’s why the lightsabers are so thin? I mean come on, those things were changed and they were changed for a reason. Same like the first draft of ANH, several things were discarded for a reason

Normally I would say Rebels could get away with that because it’s a cartoon but TCW doesn’t have the same lightsabers so it doesn’t even mesh with that show. I think the whole visual style should be overhauled though because the show just looks terrible in general.

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#1044122
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What do you HATE about the EU?
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LexX said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

This is one amazingly bad book cover:

I like how everyone has been photoshopped: Qui-Gon lost his saber, E1 Obi-Wan’s face on E2 Obi-Wan, Padmé’s head from another pic, Anakin in someone else’s robe and some woman on Obi-Wan’s body.

It’s beautiful when you really think about it. It must have taken considerable effort to make the cover that bad.

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#1044062
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ROTJ is the best Star Wars film... discuss!
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Ryan McAvoy said:

Lord Haseo said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Lord Haseo said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

Katarnan said:

ROTJ has that horrible music sequence which drives me nuts. It’s a foreshadowing of the cringe-worthy moments in the prequels, me thinks.

I disagree that any scene in ROTJ is “horrible”

What of Ewok story time? That was pretty bad man…

I actually like the story time scene…

I think that idea should have been used for the Holiday Special.

Nah. In the Holiday Special it wouldn’t have been Threepio telling our heroes story, featuring just the best bits… it would have been Chewbacca re-telling the story across a full 4-hours in untranslated Wookiee growls.

The scene feels like the SW equivalent of the Bard sitting round the fire telling stories of might and legend.

Totally Star Wars and not horrid in the slightest. By the way, it’s true… all of it.

It would have been better if this had been told to anything besides teddy bears…Makes the whole ordeal seem silly to me and SW nor ESB never had moments that silly so it creates somewhat of a disconnect.

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#1043856
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ROTJ is the best Star Wars film... discuss!
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suspiciouscoffee said:

Lord Haseo said:

Ryan McAvoy said:

Katarnan said:

ROTJ has that horrible music sequence which drives me nuts. It’s a foreshadowing of the cringe-worthy moments in the prequels, me thinks.

I disagree that any scene in ROTJ is “horrible”

What of Ewok story time? That was pretty bad man…

I actually like the story time scene…

I think that idea should have been used for the Holiday Special.

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#1043842
Topic
What happened to the Myth?
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joefavs said:

Oh come on. The Knights of Ren, the Guardians of the Whills, the whole significance of Kyber crystals, a lot of the stuff in the new EU right now about the long-term significance of Jakku, questions concerning what the hell Snoke actually is (admittedly this could turn out lame, but for now I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt for being mysterious), Luke’s quest for the birthplace of the Jedi, the deemphasis of the Sith, these things are all much more mythologically satisfying than anything since Yoda’s speeches about the Force in ESB. Yeah, the first two movies were the best, but the idea that the Disney era films have totally lost sight of this kind of thing that a lot of people are espousing just isn’t true. It’s all miles ahead of the “twenty-five thousand years of Jedi vs. Sith” that it’s replacing.

Couldn’t have said that any better. The Force is very much alive in our current Star Wars.

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#1043759
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Rogue One * <em>Spoilers</em> * Thread
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Haarspalter said:

MalàStrana said:

Katarnan said:
Sloppy writing, wanky storytelling and bad acting for the most part. It was an ok film but it could’ve been sooo much better. It’s still better than TFA…

THIS. My man 😃

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Clones can get married to each other? If so then I need to start planning to elope.

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In all seriousness I’m glad there’s someone on this board who loves ROTS as much as Mala does.

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#1043602
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Random Thoughts
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Bingowings said:

Lord Haseo said:

Bingowings said:

Lord Haseo said:

I haven’t smoked a cigarette since December of 2015 and alas I think my streak is at an end. I’ve been craving a cigarette for 2 solid months and after today I’m probably gonna give in.

There is a slight risk of popcorn lung…

Excuse me? What the fuck is popcorn lung?

EDIT:

Happy B-day Ray.

I excuse you http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=popcorn+lung

Yes it was.