Leonardo

It's talk. But not talk talk, cause then it'be such a shame...

You're getting colder and colder

mother of god...

That's good twist, but it's not the answer I have.

No, he's-a not. He's-a wearing a necka-tie!

Oh, female dog, female dog, female dog.

You_Too said:

Also take in consideration that I'm very tired right now... haha
But I do have one for you guys:

Who gets paid without working a single day?

A night watchman?

No, but these are really good. Damn I sure hope it's not lost in translation. You guys are free to beat me up if the real answer baffles you.

Good guesses, close but no cigar.

It's a really really old riddle, think of something simple.

You_Too said:

Is it the wind?

No, the wind don't talk, unless you're a meteorologist that is.

I really loved that gag with the floor waxer, that was inspired.

Oh, and it was a vacation away from worky. 

It's not Herbie. C'mon Bingo, don't Richard around!

I really should add that these are old riddles. Not from the computer era, hint hint...

No, and no but nice guess You_too. It's simpler than that.

I got one.

I have a flock of red sheep.
When they cry, they all weep.

EDIT

So, in keeping with the OP

 Since a person can't always respond if it's right or wrong, I suggest that people post riddles whenever they want as well.

I'll just post more as I translate them.
That's right. I actually just learned the first riddle in my post, translated it on the spot and managed to make it rhyme too! ;)

So here's another one.

It's got no mouth,
      but it talks.
It's got no feet,
      but it sure does travel.

mmmm.... turkey.

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/How-to-Calibrate-your-TV-Please-read-the-first-post/topic/14577/

Deserves to be in here, if it wasn't already, just for pages 10-11 alone!

Bingowings said:

I grew up in the seventies in the UK so he was like everyone's funny uncle.

Just didn't expect him to be that sort of 'funny uncle'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSfZQEkb0IU

Mmmm, no, I went over that with headphones at max volume, and I didn't hear it. There was one in the old version though, and it ate up a chunk of the audio, if I recall correctly.

Johnny Ringo said:

 I've never actually finished Doom 2 without cheating - I've made it all the way to the final level jbut I just can't seem to time my rockets..

Did you ever find this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6ADh-za2Y

msycamore said:

Hmm, is it an audible edit I hear in the narration when we go from titles to the opening shot of the film?

I don't hear it. Could you provide a timecode for it?

Survey says yes!

Most of us have, yes.

bloody hell! another one?