Leonardo

My Queen! :(

Kxd1

It's not Noah.

In response to your riddle... keyboard?

ewwwwwwwno.

f4

I have a hunch this will end soon, so I'll just wait for Warb to mate me and I'll make the gif then.

Meanwhile I'd be glad to hear to your advice, d_e.

Ryan McAvoy said:

Leonardo said:

I re-read it again. Apparently nobody could figure out my "red sheep" one.

I have a flock of red sheep.
When they cry, they all weep.

Won't you give it a try?

 blood?

 No, thanks, I've had coffee already. :)

"Nobody toots on a church in my town!"

Somebody had to say it!!

Rg1

aww shii-

Nf5

oh man...

Bb5

Ba-dum-tshhh!! :D

Nh4

I'm stumped already.

e3

b4

g3

"Quiet, Gilligan, or I shall bop you."

Isn't it? :)

Nf3

JEDIT: and if I'm cornered, I can play this card:

Thank you Warb, that is really informative and helpful.

I guess it'll all be easier for me if I actually use it with a visual reference.

Let's see,

a3.

I re-read it again. Apparently nobody could figure out my "red sheep" one.

I have a flock of red sheep.
When they cry, they all weep.

Won't you give it a try?

doubleofive said:

I want to start a "How About A Game Of Riddles?" thread, but just for The Hobbit reference, not to actually contain riddles.

 There used to be a thread about riddles, but now it lies forgotten somewhere in the depths of Off Topic! :(

Any game of chess with me would be a verrrry short one. A friend saw me playing once, he called my style "kamikaze". I think that about sums it up.

I could use a wet paper bag with a hole in it, my windshield is filthy.

Okay, I found lichess.org . Sounds promising:

• Free, open source
• Accounts are optional
• you can make groups (we could have an ot.com group)
• looks nice, clean, and minimalist, the way I like it
• their computer engine named Stockfish mated me in less than 20 seconds, here's my game

[Event "Casual game"]
[Site "http://lichess.org/6a57cox3"]
[Date "2013.12.11"]
[White "Anonymous"]
[Black "AI-level-1"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "?"]
[BlackElo "?"]
[PlyCount "26"]
[Variant "Standard"]

1. c4 Na6 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. h4 d5 4. Rh3 e5 5. Rf3 e4 6. Rf5 Bxf5 7. Nxe4 Nxe4 8. b3 Bb4 9. Nf3 dxc4 10. Ng5 cxb3 11. Ne6 Bxe6 12. Qxb3 Bxd2+ 13. Bxd2 Qxd2# 0-1

I was going to follow the previous game and this last one, but I got confused with all the "oops, wrong move" situations. Could you please put them all in one post?

If you wanted to know what application I used to make the first gif, here's the site:

http://www.apronus.com/chess/wbeditor.php

In fact, I'd love to play, even though I'm terrible. It's just that the notation confuses me. I'm currently looking into ways to play any of you folks that wouldn't require learning the notation (yeah, I'm lazy ;P )

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