Johnboy3434

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Join date: 13-Dec-2006
Last activity: 19-May-2013
Posts: 407

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Post: #316984
Topic: Princess Leia fucked Han Solo
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316984/action/topic#316984
Time: 1-May-2008 1:07 PM

Darth Chaltab said:

Around here, f**k means oral sex. And I know that you can't make babies that way.

Huh? What the Hell? "Fuck" has always meant sexual intercourse (putting his hoo-hoo-dilly in her cha-cha). Besides, I'm talking about the CHARACTERS. They have three children (one dead, now, and another soon to be), so I can safely assume they had sex at some point.

Post: #316936
Topic: Princess Leia fucked Han Solo
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316936/action/topic#316936
Time: 30-Apr-2008 11:18 PM

Darth Chaltab said:

Reproduction does not work that way.

Children don't come from sex? That's a new one on me.

Post: #316924
Topic: Princess Leia fucked Han Solo
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316924/action/topic#316924
Time: 30-Apr-2008 4:57 PM

Stinky-Dinkins said:

Princess Leia fucked Han Solo

Well, they have three kids, so I would certainly hope so.

Post: #316873
Topic: The Empire Strikes Back - The Vintage Edit (Released)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316873/action/topic#316873
Time: 29-Apr-2008 6:49 PM — Edited 29-Apr-2008 6:50 PM

I know the torrent's gone. I saw it on the 'Noid. Dead as a doornail. That's why I was asking if anyone with the DL version would post a new one (or reseed the old one, whichever).

Post: #316858
Topic: The Empire Strikes Back - The Vintage Edit (Released)
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316858/action/topic#316858
Time: 29-Apr-2008 1:58 PM

Could anyone be so kind as to post a torrent of the DL version, please? I missed the boat on this one and want to enjoy the unaltered ESB in full quality.

Post: #316838
Topic: What should be bannable offenses on Originaltrilogy forums?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316838/action/topic#316838
Time: 29-Apr-2008 12:02 AM — Edited 29-Apr-2008 12:02 AM

Double post.

Post: #316836
Topic: What should be bannable offenses on Originaltrilogy forums?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316836/action/topic#316836
Time: 29-Apr-2008 12:01 AM

Rob said:

We all know that this translates directly to "How can we get rid of our gayest members (rob and seanwookie) without seeming prejudiced?" Look guys, fruits are all over the internet, and there is nothing that you and your christian god (who is pretend) can do about it.

Have you always been this big of a turd?

Post: #316800
Topic: You guys really bring me down
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316800/action/topic#316800
Time: 28-Apr-2008 12:03 PM

ADigitalMan said:

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/7630/victorvictoriafc8.jpg

You think he's a 400 pound transvestite?

Post: #316762
Topic: How would the GOUT look upconverted on a BluRay player?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316762/action/topic#316762
Time: 27-Apr-2008 11:06 PM

Damn it, you replied before I could change my post. *does Three Stooges slap to back of your head*

Post: #316760
Topic: Info: When does fullscreen show more than widescreen?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316760/action/topic#316760
Time: 27-Apr-2008 11:01 PM

I wish I'd read that post sooner. That picture is from The Matrix Reloaded, when Neo and one of the Councilors are looking at the machines that help Zion run smoothly.

Post: #316759
Topic: How would the GOUT look upconverted on a BluRay player?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316759/action/topic#316759
Time: 27-Apr-2008 10:55 PM — Edited 27-Apr-2008 11:05 PM

Blackjack said:

think of it like this:

the UDT
(Un Destroyed Trilogy) is like looking at a slightly grainy picture of a beautiful landscape (or whatever suits your fancy).

the 2004 versions are like looking at a crystal clear picture of a pile of shit.

As funny as that was, you do realize that the unaltered and special editions are the same movies, right? I mean, that's why we need to specify which edition they are instead of referring to them by title.

Post: #316729
Topic: What should be bannable offenses on Originaltrilogy forums?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316729/action/topic#316729
Time: 27-Apr-2008 5:18 PM

It wasn't that I misread it. It was that I misunderstood who they were talking about. Adywan sounded like a good way to shorten adamwankenobi. Please accept my sincerest apologies, Adywan.

Post: #316710
Topic: What should be bannable offenses on Originaltrilogy forums?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316710/action/topic#316710
Time: 27-Apr-2008 11:08 AM

PSYCHO_DAYV said:

SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST. adam TRIED EMAILING MY THEN SIX YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. THE $#!+ THAT HE WROTE IN THE EMAIL NEARLY GOT ME ON A PLANE TO END HIM. I WAS ABLE TO TRACK HIM DOWN ALONG WITH OTHER MEMBERS OF HIS FAMILY. THEY ALL HAPPENED TO LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. I THEN CONTACTED THE POLICE IN THE CITY IN WHICH HE LIVED. I FILED CHARGES AGAINST HIM THAT I THEN PUT ON HOLD. I LET HIM KNOW THAT IF HE EVER TRIED TO CONTACT MY DAUGHTER OR SHOWED BACK UP HERE THAT THE CHARGES WOULD BE IMPLEMENTED. PROBLEM SOLVED.

OH, AND JUST TO PROVE TO HIM THAT I MEANT BUSINESS I SHOWED HIM THE ADDRESS THAT I HAD FOR HIM. THAT WAS ENOUGH PROOF FOR HIM. LIKE I SAID, PROBLEM SOLVED.

O_O

Holy Hell. What a fucking nutcase. You showed Herculean levels of restraint by not bashing the motherfucker's skull in. That goes a tad beyond trolling.

Post: #316698
Topic: What should be bannable offenses on Originaltrilogy forums?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316698/action/topic#316698
Time: 27-Apr-2008 1:30 AM

Threats? Like what? Or, if it's easier, just point me to some of his threads. Deviants (the polite term for "psychotic assholes") have always been one of my morbid curiosities.

Post: #316694
Topic: What should be bannable offenses on Originaltrilogy forums?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316694/action/topic#316694
Time: 26-Apr-2008 10:59 PM — Edited 27-Apr-2008 9:08 PM

****** is a pedophile?

Post: #316652
Topic: New "Dark Knight" Viral Marketing: Operation Slipknot
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316652/action/topic#316652
Time: 26-Apr-2008 1:12 AM

I got the impression from your post that he criticized you for liking movies. And so, I jokingly pointed out what I would do in retaliation if a blind man made the same comment towards me. I misunderstood you, and by pointing that out, you ruined the joke. Thanks a lot, jerk.

Post: #316644
Topic: New "Dark Knight" Viral Marketing: Operation Slipknot
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316644/action/topic#316644
Time: 25-Apr-2008 11:37 PM

lordjedi said:

Damn...you're a dick.

Well, actually...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MNzZzsvOClc

Post: #316642
Topic: You guys really bring me down
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316642/action/topic#316642
Time: 25-Apr-2008 11:25 PM

You won't be here very long with such an obnoxious, unabashedly offensive attitude.

Post: #316641
Topic: Johnboy3434 a.k.a. Johnny Gay Ban
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316641/action/topic#316641
Time: 25-Apr-2008 11:24 PM

You're like that little gay dog that always tries to hump peoples' legs. We want to kill you, but you're someone else's bitch.

Post: #316637
Topic: New "Dark Knight" Viral Marketing: Operation Slipknot
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316637/action/topic#316637
Time: 25-Apr-2008 11:04 PM

C3PX said:

A friend of mine is bind. He was born that way. He cannot comprehend why people would want to watch movies or TV, seems like the silliest, most pointless thing in the world to him, but I for one am still happy they make movies and TV shows.

If he acted like that toward me, I would pick up a random book and talk non-stop about how good it is. Then when he asks what it's about, I'd say, "You'd have to read it to understand". He wouldn't be my friend for very long, but it'd be fun while it lasted.

Post: #316636
Topic: You guys really bring me down
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316636/action/topic#316636
Time: 25-Apr-2008 11:01 PM

Rob said:

Man I was having a bad today because someone puked on me and then my alleries really started bothering me. I checked in to the forum and I just started thinking about how dumb and goofy you bastards are and it made my day even worse. I don't really mind that you're all so borderline retarded and high falootin' but when you debate some ridiculous topic at length it's like watching two retarded kids argue over what color is Pickachu's favorite favorite color. On top of all of this you're all gay as can be, man you guys are so pail, so bucket. I like Sean Wookie though, he is my kind of fruit. Anyway, I hope you guys all start shutting up more. Fuck you in advance you fuckin' fuck faced fucks. Go be gay you gay queers.

I don't know much about forum moderating, but this is bannable, right? I mean, it's got to be.

Post: #316555
Topic: What order would you show the Star Wars movies to your kids?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316555/action/topic#316555
Time: 24-Apr-2008 9:28 PM

Actually, I've been showing them to my 7-year-old sister like this, and she enjoyed the Holiday Special more than ESB. The same gag-inducing childishness that makes us want to french kiss a pistol is actually entertaining to those who don't know any better. Imagine that.

Post: #316545
Topic: New "Dark Knight" Viral Marketing: Operation Slipknot
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316545/action/topic#316545
Time: 24-Apr-2008 6:43 PM

Honestly, I can't stand shit like this. If you're going to advertise the movie, advertise the movie. We don't need all these pointless theatrics. A trailer and some behind the scenes footage will do just fine.

Post: #316544
Topic: What order would you show the Star Wars movies to your kids?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316544/action/topic#316544
Time: 24-Apr-2008 6:37 PM

Rules: You have to include the PT, but alternate cuts of any of the films are allowed.

Me? I'd go like this, using the '04 OT:

A New Hope
The Holiday Special
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
"Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II" cutscenes

The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Clone Wars: Volumes One & Two
Revenge of the Sith

As for how they would vary from the official releases, the PT and ANH would have all the deleted scenes reinserted (my own custom edits) and the Clone Wars cartoon would be rearranged into chronological order (again, my own custom edit). Naturally, I would use the KCCI version of THS and would show them the light side ending for JK.

Post: #316535
Topic: China
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/316535/action/topic#316535
Time: 24-Apr-2008 4:23 PM — Edited 24-Apr-2008 4:24 PM

Anchorhead said:

For someone who claims to be a victim of gang stalking & police harassment - to the point of having to go to the hospital with chest pains caused by anxiety and stress - I'm surprised you revel in your ability to bother others. Your treatment of other people's distress, as well as your repeated condescension seems more like the behavior of someone seeking to repair their own bruised ego.

I'm starting to wonder if his "reveling" is what got the gangs and police on his ass in the first place. He seems like the kind of person to open his mouth when he should keep it shut.