This user has been banned.
Fear not, I look forward to tearing it to bits. 😉 I am that sure it will be shit. Tfa bashing is relevant as it is the film before this…
Sorry but you can’t even compare tfa to anything in the OT. It belongs in the bargain box in poundland with the shitty PT. Plus when the first installment is shit you can’t hold out for the rest…take a look at the PT. They promised the world, this one’s darker etc. Every one of those films was a joke. I’m hoping the solo film surprises me as much as R1 did. As much as I hate certain elements in R1 it at least touched on the original premise.
TFA not only ruined the first instalment of the new trilogy by being shitty rehash, but it also made sure the second instalment will be a rehash at least to some degree. I do not think I will even go see Episode VIII. Even if I put the rehash aside, the characters made in TFA are quite boring and unlike-able. There is simply nothing for me to look forward to in new trilogy.
Luckily they are making these spin-offs quite regularly so there is still something left.
I think the characters themselves will ensure the next installation will indeed be a huge disappointment. I can’t see it being anything else. A weak villain, a seemingly obvious plot, a boring heroine and no doubt more easter eggs and dodgy cgi monsters. With an R2D2 ball to finish off.
Your “input” is, as always, completely unwelcome.
Like I give a shit what you think, you haven’t got a clue!
Thin ice. You’re on it.
Don’t I get three strikes? I’ve only had one warning. So why the thin ice comment. So essentially it’s okay to bait someone but you’re not allowed to retort? Strange forum.
Your “input” is, as always, completely unwelcome.
Like I give a shit what you think, you haven’t got a clue!
So why even waste time in this thread?
To annoy you, of course.
Development (change of character) does not make characters good or well written. TFA characters may get more development throughout the film but they are boring or unoriginal and the development is bad or unoriginal. While in R1 the characters may not change much (do no get much development) but at least they are complex and interesting.
Elaborate please. Beyond Cassian how are the characters complex? You say these things but you never really go into detail.
I think you should stop finding lame false explanations about R1 and TFA in order to feel better. You should face the fact that R1 is simply good and TFA is crap. Those of us who like R1 and dislike TFA simply accept this truth.
I like Rogue One but it’s definitely more entertaining than well written. I personally can’t say the same for TFA.
TFA is neither well written nor entertaining.
Your opinion.
EDIT:
TFA still has the stupid map and the stupider R2D2 activation moment, but it averages out so that both become simply mediocre.
Don’t forget seeing the destruction of a planet from an entirely different star system.
TFA was far worse with its offenses.
I think we can all agree Starkiller Base is the worst thing to come out of these films.
The worst thing to come out of these films, is these films. They are both defeating their own objective in trying to please ‘fans’ they are in fact doing the opposite. If we are going to have new films then let’s see something new that keeps the codes and conventions of star wars. Not some half arsed rehash with some old characters thrown in for good measure or some rushed edit, half finished film.
If Rey is in fact ‘The last Jedi’ which I fear will be her fate…then this truly is a massive regurgitation of the OT.
Kylo ren is no vader! I hope they kill him off quick, as with most of the other cast hahah. If there is a “Rey, I am your father” moment. If Luke is killed by Ren and if Rey is a Jedi how can anyone say that this is not a ‘rehash’.
Actually, they are. You’re just bitter 'cause he’s on the nose.
You have no sense of humour though!
For the record the only bitter folk on here are the resident spell checkers, hyperbole accusers ( who intrinsically in their constant defamatory replies are evoking such behaviour).This includes you and your bum chum TV thick.
Derogatory British slang is not going to fly around here. First warning.
http://originaltrilogy.com/announcement/Updated-OTcom-Forum-Rules-and-Guidelines-Applies-to-all-forums-including-Off-Topic/id/52717But your allowed to say ‘fuck’. How contradictory! Which slang are you referring to?
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/bum-chum
That is the wrong definition! Bum chum where I come from means good friends actually!
Actually, they are. You’re just bitter 'cause he’s on the nose.
You have no sense of humour though!
For the record the only bitter folk on here are the resident spell checkers, hyperbole accusers ( who intrinsically in their constant defamatory replies are evoking such behaviour).This includes you and your bum chum TV thick.
Derogatory British slang is not going to fly around here. First warning.
http://originaltrilogy.com/announcement/Updated-OTcom-Forum-Rules-and-Guidelines-Applies-to-all-forums-including-Off-Topic/id/52717
But you’re allowed to say ‘fuck’. How contradictory! Which slang are you referring to?
The prosecution rests, Your Honour.
Ftfy
I actually thought Frink was referring to DE and his “hermaphrodite porn parody” comment when he said “terribly unfunny”.
It must be hard for you to be wrong so often when you pretend to always be right.
Ftfy
Actually, they are. You’re just bitter 'cause he’s on the nose.
You have no sense of humour though!
For the record the only bitter folk on here are the resident spell checkers, hyperbole accusers ( who intrinsically in their constant defamatory replies are evoking such behaviour).This includes you and your bum chum TV thick.
Guardians of the phallusy
What’s that? Some hermaphrodite porn parody?
It’s a terribly unfunny and not-even-related-to-Star-Wars attempt at a joke tangentially related to the thread.
Because your fan edits are hilarious… Not
Guardians of the phallusy
Return to Frank Oz
Star wars: night of the living dead
Dude, where’s my sabre
Lucas: My Way
Rehash of the Jedi
Disney on Hoth
Star wars: some bloke in a vader costume
Han so low: I Shot second
Bobafetti western
Frozen: The wampa diaries
Chewie goes walkies
CRIBS:Vader’s big castle
DEATH STAR 16
Star Wars:Easter eggs
Star wank: a Star Wars rip off
Regurgitate the jedi
The Empire is on strike
The last Jedi: Thank fucking god
Yoga and the ninja turtles
Count ducky poos: the early years
Batman v superman v Darth vader
I think GL selling was the best thing he could have done after butchering his masterpieces and destroying everything he did by creating those 'other’films. Disney murdering Star Wars is inevitable and expected, the PT was a huge shock! The Han solo car crash is coming, tfa was crap and Rogue One was a good film trying to break out. I wish they’d spent a bit more time on R1 and maybe it could have been accepted. I await a plethora of shite films.
Didn’t they used to refer to it as a space soap opera!
So we are going to see Rey train as a Jedi, Luke get killed by ren, Rey discovering Luke is her dad and Rey potentially being conflicted with the darkside with her ‘love’ for ren …so Rey becomes ‘the last Jedi’?
The closest thing to “the myth” in the PT was the Emperor’s speech about the devil during the laser-light show.
Also, midoclorians.
What? Midiclorians robbed it of myth.
Most definitely!
The soundtrack for Phantom Menace was really good…such a shame the film was wank.
She won’t complete her training…cause Luke will be killed…I bet luke’s her dad n’all
If the last Jedi is Luke we will defo see an ESB rehash with Luke training Rey ffs!
No doubt Luke will be killed by kylo ren yawn. And Rey will watch him get killed!
So… uh… should Luke not train anyone? Should Rey not become a Jedi? Or are you just trolling?
I’m not trolling fyi, it’s clear that this is what will occur, how it can be any different to ESB will be interesting.
Unless it goes down the same line as Luke is now too old and Rey is the new ‘new hope’… Tell me that’s not rehash?
If the last Jedi is Luke we will defo see an ESB rehash with Luke training Rey ffs!
No doubt Luke will be killed by kylo ren yawn. And Rey will watch him get killed!
How could they even think of changing the holograms! I think the timed/cut vader breathing/fighting is just brilliant and the action is realistic, that is what sets these films apart. I met Dave prowse in the city toy shop and he was a giant in full vader costume. Obviously he was signing stuff but that was on the back of Jedi. Jedi will always have a strong place in my heart and it’s easily better than anything that has been made since…
If Vader was in full costume at the toy shop, then that wasn’t Dave Prowse. Dave never did any of the costume stuff for the promotional events like that. Kermit Eller is the best known of the ones that did the Vader events at the time. Not sure if he did the jedi tour though
Bloody hell you are right, all these years I thought father Christmas was real, they did a good job fooling thousands of kids! He does say in his book he did 4 UK personal appearances but not where he did them. https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=nVq5BAAAQBAJ&pg=PT64&lpg=PT64&dq=did+david+prowse+ever+wear+vader+suit+to+promote+star+wars&source=bl&ots=b7CZV1qaab&sig=bV2GmTQoq3F9bYdkpCPNSswQ29o&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi5qrCA29XRAhWK1BoKHbckDYEQ6AEIQDAE#v=onepage&q=did david prowse ever wear vader suit to promote star wars&f=false