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#216747
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Alternate Endings For The Trilogy....
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
And during that Vader/Luke montage we need to have the Hanson song "Mmm, Bop" playing.


Alternate story line:

C 3PO: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"
Shots are fired and 3PO ducks inside the escape pod.
C 3PO: "I'm going to regret this."

Star Destroyer Bridge

Officer: "Sir, there goes another one."
Commander: "Shoot it down Lt. We can't take any changes; life signs or no."

The droids never reach the planet and are never sold to Luke’s family. Luke sees his best friend off but never sees him again.
The Princess is taken to the Death Star’s bridge where she witnesses the destruction of her planet. She is then promptly executed with no one there to rescue her.
Luke, having never gotten the chance to leave his planet and denied the opportunity to go to the academy, accidentally crashes his speeder into a rock face during a drag race leaving nothing behind but a charred dent in the cliff.
Han, who never teamed up with Luke and Obi-Wan, gets shot in the back on some dirty planet where his bounty is quickly collected.
Obi-Wan, grief stricken with the death of the Jedi’s last hope and the destruction of the rebellion, spends his remaining days on Tatooine in shady bars and slums, using his Jedi Mind Trick to bum credits off whinos. In a drunken stupor, in some dingy back alley, he chokes to death on his own vomit.
Vader then rules the galaxy forever. The end.

I like that one. Wait, that was my idea, you read my mind.
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#216738
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Should there be an ULTIMATE EDITION!
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Originally posted by: Je
First of all the trilogy dvd quality sucks. The movies had so many errors its heart breaking. Some I came with a few ideas.

1. They should use obi from I,II and III in the trilogy. This way they can change alot of things that really need to be changed. If they use him they could show that he recognizes r2 & 3po but doen't say it. The lightsaber fight between vader & obi in IV ANH sucks! They can redo it with him to make it a little better but not to stunty and sword twisting like I,II and III. So that means vader would have to change too. Which would be good because vaders helmet looks like crap in IV. They can place a better looking vader in IV (not changing the scenes just vader). Also in VI ROTJ obi could tell luke that he promise to train anakin (promised Qui Gon in I).

2. LIGHTSABERS! what went wrong with that. Man pick a color please, are they red or pink, green or blue. In I,II and III the lightsabers look perfect and have the right color. That really needs to change in the trilogy. When the lightsabers touch you should see that bright light and here that sound more clearer. Where is the orange burn mark when the saber slices something (when luke gets his hand cut off - when vader gets his hand cut off or when luke is slicing all those guys on jabbas ship in VI).

3. I think all the space travel, starship fights should be CGI ( all space scenes including the deathstar). Look how perfect all the space fights, starships and planets looked in I,II and III. I wouldn't mind a CGI yoda either.

4. Stormtroopers should have the same voice from I,II and III.

5. They should replace the unmasking scene in VI with a burnt deformed Hayden like in III. I think they should use the same voice still (a voice over sounds like it would work).

These changes and a few more sounds good. What do you think?

2007 or 2008 - "STAR WARS TRILOGY ULTIMATE ANIVERSARY EDITION - HD DVD" (with all of the changes)

I wish George Lucus would read this and make it happen


Dude, pass the pipe, let me get some of that shit.

Cuz there ain't no way I can endorse this unless I was drunk, high out of my mind, and tortured.
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#216207
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Big Brother sits down and watches Star Wars
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I've made observations like that before too and it's scary. Lucas will tell a lie, stick to that lie and tell it often enough where the masses will accept it as truth.

These are my original visions, Han always shot first.

This is ultimately the story of Luke Skywalker.

This is ultimately the story of Anakin Skywalker.

The story is told from the viewpoint of the droids.

I make these films for myself.

I make these films for you, the fans.

And now even more telling in his own movie THX-1138's mantra "Buy more. buy more, now. Be happy."
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#215723
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Moving in from the Basher's Sanctuary (TF.n)
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Originally posted by: TrueJedi
I'm sad to see that this thread is sitting idle. Considering how bad theforce.net has become, you would think that there would be alot more participants. Is there another forum for SW fans that has alot of participants?


While we do our fair amount of bashing here most of us have a new home at outerrimsieges.com. You have to register and say you are over 18, cuz we are allowed to cuss up a storm. Bashers actually have their own forum on that board with a warning on the first page for gushers to stay out for their own good. But the drama at TFn is just getting worse after the closing of the Sanctuary.
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#215047
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STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV in Los Angeles - May 24-28 2007
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Originally posted by: lordjedi
Originally posted by: 20th Century Mark
It's run by Gen Con who did a bad job for C3 which is what worries me.


How so?


To many reasons to list here without a massive thread derailment. I was a volunteer at C3. The good thing about volunteering is that I was able to get INTO the convention early every morning (I heard about a lot of people being stuck outside in the line more than 2 hours after it opened). The bad thing about it was dealing with GenCon staff.


Just for example: It wasn't the convention itself that made C3 fun it was the fans. Okay the weather had a huge actor to the dissatisfaction. But GenCon totally blew it as far as organization was concerned. Where the fan club were supposed to get in early, they still had to wait hours to get in even after the doors opened. The lines for the official store were a joke and they frequently ran out of their daily alotments and in fact had to close early on some days. On the first day, my friend waited in line 5 hours before he finally got his stuff. Meanwhile while I and a couple others went in at the same time, they split the line when it opened and we were out of there in an hour and a half. There was allegedly a Fast pass system in place, in fact there was a booth for it. It didn't happen. Most of these exclusive products for CIII were available a week later on swshop.com.

The official CIII party was overpriced, and just plain silly. Long lines for activities and events were the norm there as well. You had to pay for that and for any foods at that party as well. There was a party for all the fan clubs, 501st, Rebel Legion, Fan Force. $35 bought you admission to a room that did not have enough seats, not enough food, and no organization. In fact the celebs that got invited went to the cooler private master replicas party which I attended.

And next year, unless you are a Hyperspace member, you can not go to Thursday's show since that is exclusive to the fan club. So if you are willing to schekel out another $39 for membership into Hyperspace, you are out of luck for an entire day of the con. yes Lucasfilm knows how to milk a franchise and a fanbase for all it's worth