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Haarspalter

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#1050190
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What was George Lucas's worst decision with the Star Wars franchise?
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DominicCobb said:
Wait, are you saying The Matrix DIDN’T invent the concept of a chosen one? Silly. That script has been floating around for ages.

Well, no, yes, no … i just have a theory that Lucas got his creative PT influence completely from Eddie Murphy movies.

Jedi Council
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Boss Nass
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CGI Yoda
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PT Palpatine / Count Dooku
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Jar Jar
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Neimoidians
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Geonosis Arena Execution
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Anakin (fallen angel+overemphasized)
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#1049410
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4K restoration on Star Wars
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DrDre said:

The site makingstarwars.net posted a rumor about the release of the OOT for the 40th anniverary:

http://makingstarwars.net/2017/02/rumor-unaltered-original-star-wars-trilogy-re-released-year/

They state: “Several sources have let us know it was coming and it appears to actually be on the way this time.”

Considering makingstarwars.net has a track record for generally posting reliable rumors, should we be hopeful?

I wish the editor would mention his evidence and tips 😉

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#1035315
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"Close the blast doors"
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Gaffer Tape said:

Darth Id said:

Hardcore Legend said:

Tobar said:

Yeah, I can’t watch the movie without that line in it. It’s my favorite gag in the film.

It, along with the stormtrooper bashing his head off the door only to later have the sound effect added.

Did they really do this?

I remember the first time I noticed that guy smack his helmed forehead, probably on approx. my 75th viewing of the film.
Ever since, I can’t see anything else.
God that actor musta felt like an asshole. It probably really hurt—he hits that shit pretty hard!

Yeah, the sound was added in for the 2004 DVD release to tie in with another gag that ties back into this one. In AotC, they made a callback to this by having Jango Fett bang his head on the door of Slave I. And so now the comedy is that Jango’s clumsy DNA got into the Stormtrooper vats! Har har har!

Yes, Lucas mentions that in the AOTC audio commentary at the very specific scene. Another one of these many things he thought that would be considered … funny.

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#1034118
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Are the Prequels Even Worth Watching Once?
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Alderaan said:

[Haarspalter said:]
If you want to find out what George Lucas was thinking when he made the PT

I think if George could have, he would have made the originals exactly like he made the prequels.

It shouldn’t be underestimated that Lucas’ creative judgement became heavily influenced by his fatherhood since the early eighties. Ewoks anyone? During the Phantom Menace production phase, his son Jett was at age of 4 to 6. Jett inspired him to create Jar Jar Binks’ name. Phantom Menace became so childish because he wanted that Jett enjoys the movie. During the Clones production phase his two daughters had to live trough puberty —> Anakin & Padme romance. One of Lucas’ daughters had a crush on N’Sync so Lucas wanted to put them into the Geonosis Arena battle as backround characters. Lucas’ alibi “I make movies for children” can be changed to “I make movies for MY children”.

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#1034103
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Are the Prequels Even Worth Watching Once?
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Are the Prequels Even Worth Watching Once?

When you want to examine the creative circumstances of the PT

[to put it mildly]
If you want to find out what went wrong

[to tell the truth]
If you want to find out what George Lucas was thinking when he made the PT

watch the every PT movie with the audio commentary and after that the documentaries that came with the 2-Disc DVD Sets (The Beginning, From Puppets to Pixels, Within a minute).

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#1033668
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"Close the blast doors"
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flametitan said:

Haarspalter said:

Interestingly the “Close the Blast Doors” phrase was there from the beginning in the German Dub. At least my 1990 VHS TV Rip contains it (“Schließt die Panzertüren!”).

Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t the foreign languages dubs based on the mono track? If so, then that’d make sense.

Yes, it’s not easy to retrace why this specific phrase was included in the German dub, but on the other hand was completely absent from the english audio track. But it’s not the only audio anomaly in the German dub. As Adywan pointed out in this thread

http://originaltrilogy.com/topic/The-missing-Dianoga-music/id/52246

a specific music cue was included in the German dub, but once again was absent from the english audio track in the first place. So, yeah that is the question: which mono track was used by the german dubbing studio to create the audio track?

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#1033052
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Are the Prequels Even Worth Watching Once?
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MalàStrana said:

Besides it’s not only a trilogy about Anakin, but also about Palpatine, a fun character who’s evil just because he wants to be evil. And about Obi-Wan, the SW Sherlock Holmes with a reckless behavior loaded with punchlines.

Anakin is obviously a JESUS rehash for kids (Harry Potter/Hunger Games generation), and a lame rehash, which does not work. Like the plot is a Bible rehash, and a lame rehash.

Obi-Wan is obviously a SHERLOCK HOLMES rehash for kids (Harry Potter/Hunger Games generation), and a lame rehash, which does not work. Like the plot is a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle rehash, and a lame rehash.

PALPATINE reminds me of the villain in THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2: RISE OF ELECTRO. Reflected Force-lightning is the cause for Palaptines bad teeth? (Seriously guys…). So PALPATINE is obviously an ELECTRO rehash for kids (Harry Potter/Hunger Games generation), and a lame rehash, which does not work. Like the plot is a Spider-Man rehash, and a lame rehash.



See what i did there Malla?

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Oh wait, one L too much…

Sorry Mala…

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#1032521
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ROTJ is the best Star Wars film... discuss!
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Alderaan said:

TV’s Frink said:

It says that we understand there’s no way a bunch of Ewoks should be able to take down an entire Legion of the Emperor’s best troops.

They should have had blasters and just helped buy the Rebels some time. Would have worked a lot better.

But … the Ewoks did that, right? I mean they kept the Empire busy due to their guerilla (home field) advantage and at least one Ewok …

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… had a blaster 😉