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#373089
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Video Games - a general discussion thread
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Well, you're looking at it the wrong way.  The cursing is actually more accurate, and a more accurate translation of Mother 2 would probably have the same kinds of things.  But, see, you're getting your Nintendos confused.  Sure, Nintendo of America probably wouldn't do that, but NCL's standards a little more lax.  But, no, rest assured the translation didn't just throw in swear words for the hell of it like some mid-'90s fansub distributor.  Mato knew what he was doing when he translated it.

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#372858
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Pinnacle Green Screen of Death
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So I've been using Pinnacle for editing for several months now, yet it always seems to find new ways to torment me that it had never once hinted at before.  This time I was making an extremely simple video, yet some AVI files I imported from YouTube are being uncooperative.  I've never had this happen before.  Sometimes, they'll play in my timeline perfectly, but most of the time when these clips come up, the viewer window will just become solid green.  The audio will play just fine, but the video will be replaced by this green screen.  And sometimes it will just taunt me.  It'll play perfectly fine in edit mode, but as soon as I switch over to file conversion it'll still play back as green screen, even as it continues to play fine in edit mode.  Does anybody have any idea what the deal with this is?  Please?!

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#372730
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G.I. Joe: Worst Movie Ever Made? OR... No, Really, It's the Worst Movie Ever Made
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Yeah, I mostly skip those too, which is probably why I had such a strong reaction to this.  I only saw Wolverine and this film because friends took me along.  Otherwise I wouldn't have bothered.  Neither would have interested me at all.  But I had absolutely no interest in Terminator Salvation or Transformers 2.  I probably wouldn't have even seen Star Trek if I wasn't a huge Trekkie already.  But I don't know.  I do know all the staples of these brainless summer action flicks, and this one still took me by surprise by how horrible it was, so maybe it really is, like I said, the worst movie ever made.

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#372685
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G.I. Joe: Worst Movie Ever Made? OR... No, Really, It's the Worst Movie Ever Made
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But then again, I never saw Transformers 2, so maybe I'm wrong.  Some old friends coerced me to go see this smoldering shitfest tonight, and I have never had a less enjoyable time at the movie theatre.  I usually have a pretty  high tolerance for crap.  I relatively enjoyed the new Wolverine movie.  When I saw Plan 9, my reaction was simply that it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.  This is the first time I hated a movie so much that it really made me angry to have to watch it.  The plot was incoherent, the acting was non-existant, motivations unexplained, not a single joke made me laugh, and the final battle is, I shit you not, two armies of sperm swimming at each other.  I defy anyone to watch this film and tell me those aren't sperm!

This film offended my senses so greatly that I actually jumped in front of the camera and recorded an impromptu review of it.  This is the first time I've done an unscripted review before, so I hope it turned out alright, but I just had to vent.  Expect it to be posted tomorrow or the next day hopefully.

So has anyone else seen this?  Care to share the horror?  And if you haven't seen it... don't.  No redeeming qualities whatsoever not even in a "so bad it's good" sense.

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#372434
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Going away? Post so here!
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Actually, I'm glad you made this thread.  A couple of years ago, it was in vogue for unhappy members to post their own "I'm Leaving" threads that would undoubtedly draw ridicule from other forum members.  It always made me worried that people would be unable to just say, "Hey, I have to go somewhere," without drawing comparions to those.  Now we have this, and all is right with the world.

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#372205
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I cannot disobey my master
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I believe the plan with Luke was to give him a taste of the dark side.  If he used it to strike down Vader, he would be drawn to it, like a drug, and he would keep using it, eventually falling completely. 

And I remember always believing that Vader's allegiance was absolute.  He was too far gone down the dark path to change now ("It is too late for me, son.  The Emperor will show you the true nature of the force," even though that line has a bit of dichotomy, admitting he went down the wrong path but then immediately claiming that his way was the true way.), and that the Emperor would lash out against betrayal.  Which is also kinda weird considering that Palpatine makes no bones about the fact that he's trying to replace Vader, so you would think that Vader would choose a death with dignity rather than purposefully being a pawn.  Eh, the whole thing is weird if you ask me and yet another oddity about ROTJ.

But that's compounded by the PT and Lucas's current assertions.  It always seemed there was some sort of arc in the OT.  Once Luke tugged at the old heartstrings, Vader began to question his lifestyle and allegiances and became unsure of whether or not he wanted to be killed to make room for Luke.  But the PT pretty much makes it that Vader was never loyal to Palpatine from the moment he joined the dark side.  After all, he was just doing it for love, and Vader even says, "We can overthrow him," and, just like in ESB, I can respect that if it's just Vader's MO to BS about overthrowing the Emperor in order to bring others to their side.  In fact, it's a rather cool, sadistic way to do so.  "I hate the Emperor!"  "Well, so do I.  In fact, if you join me, we can overthrow him!"  Five years later.  "Wow, I love the Emperor."  "So do I."  There's a clear manipulation there, where Vader uses people's hatred of the Emperor to bring them to the Emperor's side, similar to the stories where Jedi attempt to control the dark side for good but end up being consumed by it.  But Lucas screws that up too by saying that Vader was literally always trying to overthrow the Emperor, and this is his first time to attempt it.  I just never bought that Vader was really trying to overthrow or even distance himself from his master.  Like I said in my earlier post, he even turned down chances to do so.  And if Vader was discontent with his status, why did he continue to serve for a generation after his sole motivation disappeared.  Apparently The Force Unleashed's plot has to do with another of Vader's wacky attempts to dethrone the Emperor, but I've never played it, nor do I intend to, so who cares?

And considering how many apprentices Palpatine goes through in the PT, it does seem bizarre that Vader would stick around as long as he does, especially if Sith are as backstabbing as advertised.  Granted, getting Vader as his apprentice was supposedly his main motivation in this ridiculously convoluted plan.  And I'm not sure if it's considered canon or not that either Palpatine or Plagueis had any role in Anakin's conception, but if that is the case, why not just snatch Anakin up before Qui-Gonn appears, train him as a Sith from the time he's a child, and there you go!  But now I'm just getting off topic.

But after Palpatine goes through all that trouble to get Anakin to become Vader, Vader immediately gets all screwed up and encased in his suit, which, according to Lucas logic, depowers him considerably (he's lost so many midichlorians after all!), which I think was just some bullshit retcon to explain the "lame" lightsaber fight in Star Wars, which, in itself is contradicted by Dooku and Grievous (good job, George).  Suddenly "The Emperor's prize (is) damaged!"  Palpatine must have felt pretty stupid to have gone through decades' worth of trouble just to get a half-man cybertron.  Knowing his temper, it would have made more sense if he'd just discarded Vader and made another new apprentice rather than keeping this weakling around for twenty years.  Again, this is going by Lucas logic.  Vader always seemed plenty badass to me.

In other words, the whole "Must obey my master," shtick only really works if Vader is not actively trying to overthrow the Emperor.  After all, that would mean he was seriously trying to recruit Luke in ESB only to turn down Luke accepting that offer in ROTJ.  So in conclusion... don't watch the prequels.  They give you a headache if you think about them too much.

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#372120
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I cannot disobey my master
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It just always reminds me that I never bought that Vader's motivation in the OT was to use Luke to betray Palpatine.  Like Luke claims in one of the Zahn novels, I think Vader was just lying to Luke when he beckoned him to overthrow the Emperor in ESB.  As we see in ROTJ, Vader seems totally incapable of defying Palpatine, even when Luke offers to do nearly exactly what Vader wanted him to do in the previous movie:  run off together and defy the Emperor.  So either that's more Lucas BS or those intentions just weren't conveyed very well at all.  I like to believe it's more retconning because I honestly can't take ROTJ seriously if I'm laboring under the delusion that Vader's motivation is to defy the Emperor.  Nothing in the movie supports this... well, you know, other than when he does, but saving his son's life is the motivation for it, not overthrowing him for its own sake.

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#371117
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"When white will embrace what's right"
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Well, I haven't seen this movie, so I have no idea, and I'm not a white supremicist, so I don't know... you know, I don't know why I'm responding to this thread.  Someone stop me!

It did make me think, though, for a moment.  I hate to say it, but you know that if this movie was about a black man (or other minority) in the same role as Clint Eastwood passing the reins onto a young, white family that there would also be blowhards saying that it undermines black people and makes the character subservient to whites, so I guess it's inevitable that some white people would consider this movie an offense against themselves.

There's always going to be some small demographic that's upset about everything.  I guess we just have to use our good common sense to decide whether or they have a point or if they're just throwing a tanty over nothing.