Gaffer Tape

Hmm, that reminds me.  In the first film, the conflict is really played up as Marty's problem.  If Marty doesn't fix it, then Marty will cease to exist.  It isn't until the second film that they begin referring to time paradoxes that can "unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum and destroy the entire universe."  But if you think about it, the conflict in the first film would have been that as well.  If Marty ceased to exist by interfering with his parents getting together, he would not have existed to interfere with his parents getting together.  Boom.  Hmm, maybe Doc should have taken this a bit more seriously.  =P

TV's Frink said:

Hey guess what - you get to explain it if you don't want PROBATION!!!

How fun is that?

Of course, my hot-headed, yellow-faced friend.  Of course.

Planet Jupiter, in Japanese, is moku-sei.

Sweet olives, in Japanese, is kimokusei.

So it's a pun!  A very clever and educated joke that I'm almost entirely certain I spelled properly.  So basically, it's like any of the other joke pictures that people have posted, only I did it... in another language, man!!!!

Wow.  That was incredibly wrong... and incredibly funny.

Oh, and to stay on-topic...

Yeah, have fun figuring that one out! ^_^

sean wookie said:

I like guns (pretty much the result of playing video games). 

 

I don't really have any problems with guns, but, for the love of God, sean, please don't let Jack Thompson ever hear you say that!

Um, I do believe I already declared the thread open.  You can go ahead and make the thread about me now, Sluggo.  Go on.  You know you want to.

This thread is now more open than a prostitute with a penchant for hugging and therapy sessions running a boarding house.

Cool.  I'll make sure to poke my head in from time to time then. 

You know, unless I just sadistically decide to keep it about duct tape or something for three solid months.  ^_^  That... probably won't happen though.

Oh, and do I need to say the thread is open now, or, because the rule was implemented after you declared it open,  your declaration is still intact?

And why is that?  Because I made it so!!!

I HAVE THE POWER TO OPEN THIS THREAD!!!

Drut wolley diputs!!!

Onomatopoeia

Specificity

Pressurized water, of course.

Gotta keep a firm hand...

None, silly.  I couldn't find it in a dictionary.  I don't even think it's a standard-recognized onomatopoeia.  Save that mess for your other thread.

NEXT!!!

Five words.

And two uses of punctuation.

I AM ON A ROLL!!!  COME ON!  TRY ME!  I CAN COUNT THE WORDS OF ANYTHING YOU THROW AT ME!!!

Oh, don't get me wrong.  I'll level with you.  I filmed footage for it.  It just didn't work out.  I think there's at least one salvageable clip I could use in a future video.  But the rest was just rushed garbage.

That was four words...

Oh, I'm here alright.  My presence is always felt.  Whenever there's a forum member that needs help pressing a key... I'll be there.  Whenever there's a prank that needs a helping hand... I'll be there.  Whenever our mostly male forum needs something resembling a female... I'll... kinda... be there for that too...

Oh, and I gave up on that video... APRIL FOOLS!

Look at that.  We derailed the thread after all... and that wasn't even my intention...

Now I feel bad...

I don't know.  Maybe you like lens flares in your mailbox.  I guess it would make it easier to see stuff in there.

Made it mediocre and full of lens flares.

I hope the new Star Trek stays far away from my mailbox.

I take it you're about to be a student at either Belmont or Vanderbilt, huh?

Really?  I always watch the end credits on any movie I watch.

Oh, wow.  My first encounter with Gormally!  Hi, Gormally!

Generally, yes.  But I know I'm beloved by all around here and am a respected long-lived poster (five years in June!), so I was afraid maybe your hero-worship of me was keeping you from really speaking your minds. ^_~

Haha, okay.  For a moment there I thought everyone was thinking to themselves, "Gaffer Tape, you heartless bastard.  You are totally shunned now!" and were just too nice to say anything.