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#413908
Topic
Last Man on Earth
Time

xhonzi said:

Oh, and there's another term for 'forced suicide'... but I can't remember it right now...  I'm dead tired because my job has been murder this week.

My buddy came in and said he hadn't had a bite in days... so I bit him!  HA!

Oh, are we not doing Vaudeville jokes?

But in regards to #1, maybe I'd bring Dr. Kavorkian with me.  Seems like he'd be a hoot at parties, and he'd definitely come in handy for that eventual suicide thing.

But, damn, I was afraid of that boat idea not working.  Well, I'd at least be able to travel the western hemisphere, looting and destroying as I go.  Ripping up priceless pieces of art, peeing on people's graves.  After all, there'd be no one left to appreciate it or be offended, and since I'm not keen on attempting to repopulate, why bother preserving any of it?  Sure I'd take it all in first myself and appreciate it for as long as I could, but I can't exactly take it with me on my cross-continental excursion, so why not smash some busts, break the dicks off of statues, and poke holes in portraits' eyes?

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#413903
Topic
Last Man on Earth
Time

Let's see...

1. Eh, I wouldn't choose anybody.  Screw repopulating.  I'd much rather be by myself, thank you very much.

2.  I'm sure the universe would fuck me up the ass one last time and leave just me, my ex, and the husband she left me for.  And... now I'm depressed.

3.  If #2, then I would either commit suicide or... have them commit suicide.  By force.

If it's just me (either through #1 or certain outcomes of #2), then I suppose I would travel the world to the best of my ability.  Surely I could get a luxury yacht to work, right?  And even if I can't steer it properly, it's not like I won't have plenty of ocean to sail it in.  At any rate, I'm sure they'll be enough canned food around to get me around the world.  I'll see everything there is to see, watch as many movies, read as many books, and then, when there's nothing else to do, kill myself.

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#413763
Topic
Discussion Thread for The Invisible Thread
Time

TV's Frink said:

Gaffer Tape, how could you write such a thing?  Did you think that no one would see it if you put it in the Invisible Thread?  Shame on you!

Because I am just that much of a badass.  I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.  I'm hardcore, and your feelings get stomped by my heavy boot!  Your ass is grass, and I'm a Walkman!  The more people insulted, the better!  In fact, I'll say it again!

 

See!  Can't take it, can you?!  It was just that EXTREME!

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#413590
Topic
Most Egregious Sci-Fi "Science"
Time

The ripple effect is a good plot device.  But back when I used to post on bttf.com's message board, one theory always bugged me.  Everyone always said that when Marty cries over Doc at the end of the first film (after he arrived too late to stop him from being shot) that Doc actually was dead at that point.  It was only when he blinked that the ripple effect caught up to him, and the bullet proof vest magically appeared on him.

WHAAAAA?!

That doesn't make any sense, and it has nothing to do with the ripple effect as portrayed in the movies!  In all other instances, rippling only occurs to things that are already out of their proper place in time.  The matchbook from 1985-A that Marty took with him to 1955 ripples to the matchbook from the good 1985.  The ripple effect occurs to people and objects that exist separately from the timeline, changing objects, preserving (or occasionally obfuscating) memories of time travelers, etc.

Doc's bulletproof vest has nothing to do with that!  While Marty (and the audience) skipped to the future instantly, the timeline had 30 years of naturally-occurring time to realign itself, wherein actual events occurred.  Doc read the letter, bought a bullet-proof vest, put it on, pretended to die.  It didn't need to catch up with Marty.  Marty was catching up with it!  Where is the logic in this new timeline magically transforming Doc's corpse into a living Doc?!