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Gaffer Tape

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#130357
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Magnoliafag and Dickter
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Yes, but what happens when the LucasFilm employee chokes on the popcorn? MagFan performs the heimlich but falls over into the trenchcoat hidden under the seat! Aaaaah! The jig is up, and Sally Field takes away his children!


Not before Kevin Smith throw an orange at that former James Bond guy.


Former? The most recent Bond movie has been with Pierce Brosnan as the lead character. Has he declined to do anymore? But even if he has, wouldn't he still be the current Bond since no one has replaced him?
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#130184
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Okay, I'm going to close my eyes and open them again, and he'd better not be there!

Okay...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Of course, it would be Nanner Split of all people to post the damned banana, thus defiling this thread.

Watch out banners! Ads about bananas are coming soon, I bet!
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#130113
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Nanner Split
Okay, here's the story:

At football camp, somebody had a tube of Bengay and I got dared to rub some on my........nether regions. So I did, and I stood there for about five seconds going, "So...I don't feel anything. What exactly is supposed to OH MY SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!" I then ran to the shower as fast as I could and collapsed on the floor in a fetal position wishing the pain would please go away. I had to waddle around the dorm for the rest of the day.


AAAAHHH!!! You actually let your body touch the floor of a locker room shower?! I'd rather let the Bengay burn my balls!
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#129947
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I hate it too. And why is it called FOOTBALL when they pick it up and run with it and throw it and occasionally kick it?


Damn good point, too. Unfortunately, the university I go to is big into football games and tailgating. My roommate spends all his time playing the fight song and doing the chants and cheers until I almost want to either smother him with a pillow or drown him out with anime songs and '60s TV theme songs.

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#129945
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Too much blonde hair?
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Originally posted by: Skipper
on topic. Avril Lavigne is coming to play at my city!! why does this matter? why do I care? because they posted a photo of her in the paper! because the original punk sk8ter grl...... dyed her hair blond!!!! HAHAHAHAHA talk about mainstreaming it!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BRITNEY WANABE!!!!


Hmm, wow, that sucks. Obviously, it wasn't good enough for her. ^_~
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#129943
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Magnoliafag and Dickter
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Just like in horror and suspense films, I feel less shown and said adds to sense of mystery. The reveal always tends to suck so MagFan should stay cloaked in mystery.

PS: ric- nice to see you outside of the 'Off Topic' forums!

PPS: For those who enjoy logic puzzles, if what MagFan has said to date is true then one might wonder why Kevin Smith would only be invited to the Ranch for a viewing through an anonymous email account on a 'fan' edit. Unless he got *two* invites... mmmwwhahahahahahaaaaaa.....


Well, if that's the case, then everyone at Skywalker Ranch knows. Just imagine Kevin Smith showing up wearing a Magnolia Fan nametag. So people know! Yes, they do!