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#177264
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Han Solo vs. Indiana Jones. Who would win?
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But Indy would have to wait for Han to twirl his gun around a lot before shooting him. I'm not sure what effect that has on the landscape, though, because you can't kill someone while twirling a gun around... unless it misfires and happens to hit Indy. But Indy could always attack with his rugged stubble while Han could counter with his tight pants. Boy, that ended up sounding even more wrong than I originally intended...
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#177044
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177044/action/topic#177044
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
I was just a worker, but I must have done something to piss someone off because some guards tried to restrain me and I escaped and was helped by a girl (who looked like someone I went to school with but didn't really know too well). One of my good friends was also there, so I see it as meaning 2 things - it could just be my brain using people from my life as characters in a meaningless dream, or it could mean that I have met these people before in past lives. I think the dream was set before the actual revolution, while the Tsar was still in power, so I guess I was on the side of the revolutionaries. It was pretty scary and felt real. The thing is, a little later I had another dream set in current times of someone telling me that my revolution dream was an actual memory and I have a job to do here on earth and will keep being reborn until it is complete.


Wow. That's pretty cool. And bizarre.
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#177042
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Who is Stinky-Dinkins?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177042/action/topic#177042
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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
I'd suggest that you shoot the new Stinky Dinkins, but then he'd probably grab me and spin both of us around several times and point to me and say "He's the fake!" and I'd say "No I'm not!" You'd gun one of us down in a panic, and as you walked into the sunset with Dinkins he'd turn around, arch an eyebrow, and the camera would zoom into his eyes.

He's the imposter. Good Lord what have you done?


It wasn't me! I didn't do it!
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#177031
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You are needed. A ROTJ remake - Do you want to help?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/177031/action/topic#177031
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There are points of Scruffy's that I agree with, and there are points of SWIU's that I also agree with. I only have a short opinion. If you're going to kill Han off, don't just let him die in carbonite. I wouldn't really call that dying like a man. It's just... opening a box and finding a dead body inside. And like Scruffy said, it makes the entire rescue operation pointless, so that the audience is in a very depressed and defeated state towards the beginning of the movie. Better to save your audience beating to later on. And it also reduces Han's role to absolutely nothing. Have him come out of carbonite alive and then kill him off at some other time after he's had a chance to make himself useful in this movie, by his role against the Death Star or in openly competing against Luke for Leia's affections. Not only does it make his death that much more painful (go to the trouble of rescuing him, and everything's okay, but now it's not), it keeps the rescue mission from being more pointless than it was in the real version.
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#176791
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/176791/action/topic#176791
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Originally posted by: JediSage
I continue to hate my numerous health problems. Suffering from sleep apnea now as a result of stopping my anti-depressants. I have a list of problems a mile long these days...


I'm sorry, JediSage. I know you'll overcome it.

And, Adam, I've watched it a few times, and it's okay, I suppose. I guess that, by far, it's the least repellant show it houses.