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#204067
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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Regarding the previous Paris and Lindsey montages ... I think we now have our proof that these women are in fact not real, but are photorealistic CG creations concocted by Hollywood to peddle its crappy wares. Like S1m0ne.


Geez, if they can create photorealistic images of that, how come the special effects in the prequels blew so hard?
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#203790
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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game
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C-3PO: I'm afraid R2's sensors have been unable to pick up any signals, but he does admit that his own range is far too weak to abandon all hope.
Rebel Nobody: All the patrols are in. Still no... still no contact from Skywalker or Solo.
Major Derlin: Princess, there's nothing more we can do. The shield doors must be closed. Close the doors.
Chewbacca: Rawr!
C-3PO: R2 says the chances for survival are 725... to 1! But R2 has been known... to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh, dear, oh, dear!
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#203789
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Rankings
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You know, even though it's been my goal to surpass you, if it does happen, I'm going to feel rather weird about it. You've been here several months longer than me, and you've always had a higher post count, and somehow, it doesn't feel right. I mean, I'm not going to stop posting because of it, but it is going to be a little unsettling.
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#203739
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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game
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C-3PO: Excuse me, Sir. Princess Leia was trying to contact you on the communicator.
Han: I turned it off. I don't want to talk to her.
C-3PO: Oh. She's looking for Master Luke, Sir. He hasn't come back yet. She doesn't know where he is.
Han: I don't know where he is.
C-3PO: Nobody knows where he is.
Han: What do you mean, nobody knows? Deck officer?! Deck officer!
C-3PO: Might I--
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#203732
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Hypothetical: "Let's do it right this time!"
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I was agreeing that the names sucked. Grievous being something to grieve over. Dookuy... I just made that up. And then I was pointing out the fact that on the commentaries for the movies, Lucas frequently pronounces his characters' names wrong (how the hell do you do that if you created them?!), so if you don't like them, you always have an alternative. To be honest, I think Doku sounds a bit better.