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Gaffer Tape

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#238304
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Pluto is no longer a planet
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Yeah, the whole thing does seem kinda bassackward, and that Pluto got it up the bassackwards as well. Imagine the planets walking into this conference room amid flashbulbs and jabbering paparazzi to meet with the scientists, eager to find out who it will be who gets to join their mighty ranks. "So, glad you all could make it," says the lead scientist, "but there's been a slight change in plans. Yeah, see, we've had some financial difficulties, and it turns out we won't be able to invite new members on the team after all." A collective "Awww," from the planets. "Ahem, um, not only that, but, Pluto? I'm afraid... we're going to have to let you go. It makes us very sad, but we just don't feel you're pulling as much weight as the rest of the planets." "But I have tenure!" "Yes, we know. Therefore, we've decided to transfer you to our new farm team, the Dwarf Planets!"
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#238240
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Thanks YIYF and HLF. It's been a pretty good day, though, and I feel weird about that. I've been in good spirits. I mean, I've been thinking about it a lot, but I haven't really had an emotional response. I got the call so early in the morning that part of me wonders whether or not I dreamed it, even though I know I didn't. I'm not sure yet when the funeral's going to be, but I'm supposed to be a pallbearer along with my 5 other cousins.

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Shit dude. Sorry to hear that man.

Is this week cursed for grandparents or something?


Heh, I was thinking the same thing too. It's really kinda creepy. Glad I'm not a grandparent.
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#238084
Topic
General Batman Talk
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: theredbaron
I was completely unaware of all this Sorceror's Stone biz-o...I take it this was the original title, then?
Nope. The title of the book was HP and the Philosopher's Stone'. Apparently the studio didn't think American's would know what a philosopher was, and, y'know the movie's about wizards and sorcerors and shit, so better get that in the title somewhere for people who have been living on Mars and haven't heard of Harry Potter.


That was more Scholastic, actually, in bringing over the book. The movie just cashed in on the popularity of the title.
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#238025
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Yeah, keep us posted, sean. Sorry I haven't said anything before, but I hope your grandmother is alright.

I also hate that nearly all my friends here seem to have... um, disappeared to somewhere else. Please stick around, guys. I know things will get better soon!

EDIT: I also wish that Jay wouldn't keep being so close-mouthed to all of us. I mean, this is his community, so it'd be nice if he acted like he was a part of it. It just doesn't seem like him at all to brush everyone off like he's been doing. I love this place, and I don't want to take sides, but when one side starts blowing off other people who haven't even done anything, it just makes me wonder. Sorry if that's construed as whining, but things have gotten very far out of hand. Everything's become too serious. And I really think that Jay is doing nothing but hurting this forum by closing himself off. And I say this not to bash or insult but just to express my own opinion and try my best to keep things this place from completely imploding.