EyeShotFirst

Maybe after Leia kills Jabba, she can do this

Bingowings said:

It is probably a thing best fixed in ROTJ.

Changing one two words "Obi-Wan" to "Your mother" sorts the problem out with much better efficiency than trying to distort the already problematic PT dialogue.

It was a bit of a mis-step to ignore the one reference to Luke and Leia's mother in ROTJ in the PT but it was also a bit of mistake not addressing this then mysterious character more in ROTJ.

Watching the entire saga now she goes from being the major character she is in TPM to an afterthought in ROTJ and altering that line seals a continuity problem and reminds us of an important character (whether you like the PT or not).

Even if you want to ignore the PT Luke, Leia and Vader all circle this woman and to largely dodge her leaves a hole in the final film.

Yep, my thoughts exactly. George had all kinds of room to set up a good PT. But at that point I don't know if he even knew he would ever make them.

It isn't perfect, but from a distance it looks great.

LexX said:

Does anyone have this logo in good quality?

I have also searched hard for it. I had created one from scratch a while back, but I don't know where it is. It looked great too.

Here is an update of my thoughts

I truly realized the prequels sucked, when I tried to think of ways to fix them.

My favorite Beatles album.

Those were actually 2 stormtroopers that Owen killed with his eyes. He and Beru actually just went to the Toshi station so Owen could whoop Luke's ass and bring him home.

Johnny Ringo said:

EyeShotFirst said:

Watched Legion. I actually enjoyed it. Nothing really shocking about it, but it had it's cool moments.

 

Really? - even the trailers make it look crap IMO. Might take a look.

The trailers made it look like it was going to be a comedy when I saw them, but it actually had its moments. It has a lot of religious stuff, but it doesn't bash you on the head with it like most do. Basically God is angry, that is it.

Watched Legion. I actually enjoyed it. Nothing really shocking about it, but it had it's cool moments.

TV's Frink said:

EyeShotFirst said:

On the next episode of Why does Boba shoot at Luke in ESB. EyeShotFirst is tormented by the past. The days when he wore a.d.i.d.a.s and listened to Ice Cube. It is up to TV's Frink to save him from his dark side. What will happen? Who will survive? Will the old ESF ever come back? Stay tuned!

Um...I think you're on your own.  I've got my hands full dealing with Ric Olie possessions.

I actually think I've gotten better. A little sleep has taken care of it.

U BAYBE BACK BIDGE

DIP said:

RotJ edited.

Oh, this is just a suggestion/wishlist page. Ady might do some of it, but it can be for anyone's edit.

TV's Frink said:

Who are you and what did you do with ESF?

Fink I don like him any moor coz, He dont speak the truf. See Ishotfirst has problems see. And i thik he needz to chang. Dis is the new n improoved ESF. So U bettr get yoosed to it. Or imma cum up and dere an bussa cap up in this biyootch. Do ur chane hang low, do it wobble to da flo. Das shit wat snoop be sayin on du mtv. I gots to keep it real up in this mufugga. See I gots deez kidz in my howse and all dey be talkin bout is the Clown Worz. I say U need to see the old skool movies wiff Darf Vadder. See Vadder was a pimp, a siihgn of def, coz he were the black suit. Cummin up in this peece with his red night stick just like the 5 0. Coz vadder missed his momz and he took reveng for it in Reveng of the syth. Fink you don undastand people like Ishotfirs coz he diffrent. He don no how to tak to peeps lik I do Y he be takin lik dis. Hep my mayne out son, or imma cum up in der like Samel Jacksdon. wif great vengance for my nam is da lawd.

HELP ME FRINK, I CAN'T HOLD HIM BACK

Don lissin to dat mufugga

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Y is diss sight blu. I think it shood be candy aple red, wiff a girl up at the top wiff som tig o

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD!!!!

On the next episode of Why does Boba shoot at Luke in ESB. EyeShotFirst is tormented by the past. The days when he wore a.d.i.d.a.s and listened to Ice Cube. It is up to TV's Frink to save him from his dark side. What will happen? Who will survive? Will the old ESF ever come back? Stay tuned!

My family was driving through an old country road in Kentucky, during winter back when I was very young. We were going up an icy hill, when a semi truck started sliding down our way, which would have killed us, but the truck was pushed up the hill and out of the way to a firm stop, by nothing. It just defied the laws of physics.

In 2003, I was playing golf with my cousin. I was standing a good distance away, when he began to swing his 9 iron, but for some reason he put too much force into the swing, hitting me in the head. I saw stars, everything became almost colourless, aside from the blood. I remember running into the house, in shock. My dad looked like he was about to die. I remember sitting on the porch with a rag to my head, asking if I was going to die. When I got to the hospital, I went to the bathroom to clean up some of the blood, and I remember looking into the gash, and seeing my skull. The doctor came in, stitched my skin internally, and externally. He said I was very luck, I could have been hit in the temple, and died, or hit in the eye, and went blind, or busted my skull causing brain damage. I don't consider that strange, but it was miraculous. I think about how fragile we all are. I also think about how friggin hard my head is.

ferris209 said:

nothing mysterious or supernatural, just not common. I picked a guys head up from the ground. Just his head, that was all. Had been severed in an auto accident and the weirdest thing is that it was severed just perfect, like it was intentional. He was looking up at me. Weird.

That is one of the reasons I avoided becoming a police officer. I've always wanted to help people, but I am just too unstable to be a cop. You guys see some really bad stuff. I couldn't handle it, which is another reason I won't join the military.

I think a lot of the police. It really takes guts to be one, I could only imagine the things you guys see.

Coz Bobba Fett alawyas gtes his man. I think dat bobba fett is badas. Ya no what im sayin! Plus he wanted to kep Laya for hisself. U No wat I mean, coz dat shit is fuggin gangsta.

Bobba cum up in dere wif that fuggin jetpck, like YOu cant tuch this for shizzle. He froze capin solo so he could tap that bizznass. Darf Vadder cum up saying do wat u need boi, coz I want Luke Skywallker, coz Im his daddy. See darf vadder didnt want liuke back in Sith, coz he didnt wanna pehy that chil suport.

It was my freshman year in High School, and I was hanging out at my friends house on his roof, with a few other friends.

We climb down the ladder to go back inside, and we heard heavy footsteps running off of the roof. It wasn't an animal, it was the sound of shoes. All of my friends were already on the ground at that point.

Another time, I was sitting in my chair listening to music, and something had literally turned the volume knob all the way up while I was looking at it.

The stereo didn't have a remote, it's volume knob takes a little strength to turn it up, plus I didn't have it loud enough for vibrations to turn it up.

Then for the grand finale. Me and my sister were hanging out one night watching a movie, then all of the sudden her kerosene lamp exploded. It wasn't full, and it wasn't lit. It just exploded for no reason. I saw that it was firmly on the table, and we didn't have anything but the tv on. It was pretty freaky.

Plus. I always hear what sounds like somebody dropping a piano upstairs. This is an older house, but it isn't any thing along the lines of aging wood. It sounds loud and you can feel it throughout the house.

The thing that I like about it is:

It doesn't look like a new shot was placed there, it looks like it was done right the first time around.

It was neat when they did it in the Dr. Doolittle remake, but that shit was 14 friggin years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NerHJqENCvs

The one they have on TV has a fart joke.

Honestly the trailers have made me give up on:

Anything Owen Wilson will ever do

Films from now till forever

I guess I should have seen some shit like this coming when Beverly Hills Chihuahua came out, but I ignored it, and forgot about it. I could have also seen it coming when Jackie Chan destroyed my opinion of him when he made Spy Next Door.

Would a kid even watch Marmaduke? Would you even want kids to watch Marmaduke? Tell me what you think. Keep me from going insane and going on a rampage.

The past few years and increasingly crappier movies have turned me into a young yet more critical Roger Ebert. These movies are getting so crappy that a movie like George Of The Jungle will be oscar worthy by the next year or two.

I wouldn't be bitching about it if it was the only shitty trailer I have seen lately. I fear the future of cinema, even indie films are turning into bowls of carp. '

The problem with Return of the Jedi is the fact that all the actors look like they just want to get done with it.

I remember back in the late 90's when I would watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I used to love that show until, Dawn came. That little bitch destroyed the whole show.

Yeah, Buffy wasn't the greatest show, but it was good clean fun. Then Dawn showed up and the show got too bland. They had to change characters to keep the show going.

Plus the show ended on a really bad note.

Joss Whedon should only be allowed 3 seasons per show, because after that it just goes down hill. Same goes for J.J. and his horrible endings.

Adywan has a bad migraine and is experiencing what I hope is "temporary" blindness.

Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars - Yes, none of that A New Hope bullshit.

Return Of The Jedi