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#566515
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STAR WARS: Episode TWO POINT EIGHT: THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF RIC OLIE or HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE OLIE
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greenpenguino said:

EXT. PARKING LOT - SPACE-WORLD IN SPACE- NIGHT

Pan down to a parking lot. Ric Olie's identical twin brother BIZARRO OLIE is standing around doing nothing.

BIZARRO OLIE

Me am not standing round doing nothing.

A evil gang of evil thugs shows up and guns him down.

BIZARRO OLIE

AGH! Me am not dead. (He Dies)

Me am Bizarro Ric, and me do not disapprove of this!
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#565727
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Vader not Luke's Dad... imagine!
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Dr. Yoda said:


I don't know about you, but I find that incest is one of the most erotic forces God has put upon the Earth. If it's possible for man to do it, then why would God have created it and asked us not to do it? It's like swearing. Man tells us we can't swear but God has put those words on the Earth, for Man to use! Why would he give us hands and tell us not to rub our genitals???


God was drunk when He sneezed.

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#565726
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calling skyjedi2005
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#565574
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Actors/Characters Who Destroyed OR Helped a Franchise
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CP3S said:

As far as season one goes, I rather liked Claire. Sylar on the other hand, he was a good villian, but even by the end of the first season I was feeling a little burnt out on him. I can imagine any number of ways they could drag these two characters out over the next couple of seasons for something really awful.


Imagine the third season as Sylar and His Amazing Friends, written by George Lucas, and you get a pretty accurate picture of how awful the show was at that point.

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#565337
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Does anyone here still like Star Wars?
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georgec said:


I will always enjoy the UOT. As a kid in the 90s I also enjoyed various SW-related entertainment like some of the EU comics/novels, video games, customizable card game, etc. Every now and then I'll look back fondly on enjoying those activities

However, I've come to fucking hate the Star Wars franchise. By that, I mean all the garbage with the prequels, OT changes, rehashing storylines in the EU, merchandising, Lucas whining and telling his fans to fuck off, apologists being apologists, etc. SW is incredibly played out, and it depresses me that people still give Lucas money for the same crap over and over because it's wrapped in a slightly different package.


This is more-or-less my stance as well, especially in regards to the EU.