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#579315
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If YOU Had Full Control of the Expanded Universe ...
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... what would you do? What policies would you create, enforce, or restore? If you have any ideas for storylines/storyarcs, what would they be? If you could create, change, or destroy any characters/places/events/etc. that already exist within the EU, which ones? This is the thread where YOU get to tell all in regards to how the Expanded Universe would be shaped according to your vision.

As for me, this is what I would do as master of the EU:

1. Create a "What happens in the prequel era stays in the prequel era" rule. In plain English, what this rule means is that no prequelisms are allowed to be used outside of the prequel era; no Darths, Rule of Two, desert hermit Jedi robes, non-attachment rule, younglings, padawans, blue-red-green-lightsabers-only rule, midi-chlorians, etc, etc. are allowed to be created, used, or referenced before 1000 BBY or after 19 BBY. Prequelization already made to eras outside of the PT era will remain canon and not be retconned, but they will be ignored and all references made to them will be made in the vaguest of ways or not at all.

2. Create an "Ultimate Star Wars" continuity. This continuity would co-exist alongside the already-extant Star Wars Expanded Universe as a "sister universe" of sorts. My vision is that all pre-PT EU will remain canon in this continuity, but all post-PT EU - or at least all post-PT EU that references, mirrors, or otherwise emulates the PT - will not be a part of it. This would allow writers to develop the EU as it might have been had the prequels never been made.

3. Create a regular Star Wars Infinities comic book series. This would serve as the Star Wars equivalent to the Elseworlds and What If? comic lines produced by DC & Marvel comics, allowing writers free reign to create storylines, characters, and entire worlds outside of any established continuity.

4. Officially establish Lucas' Official Definitive Star Wars Saga of the Moment, along with the OOT, the SE '97, SE' 04, the Expanded Universe, early Star Wars film drafts, etc. as part of an infinite multiverse. This would validate the OOT by making it as "real" as George's favoured version, along with making any continuity the various fans may prefer officially "canon", thus bringing an end to the stupid "Is-the-EU-canon-or-not?" debate the more anal fanboys like to engage in.

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#579292
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Last movie seen
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Superman III (1983)

I don't care what the majority says, Superman III is not a bad movie. Fact is, truth be told, it's the best Superman film Reeve ever appeared in. Here's why I believe it to be so:

I hate - loathe - the notion that Superman is the real person, with Clark as the disguise he wears. Superman I, II, and IV heavily adhere to this concept, making Clark an clumsy, ackward, klutz - an obvious facade, in other words. In this one, however, the klutziness is mostly removed, and Clark is emphasized more as an actual character, with his own thoughts and feelings. It's almost like this film is depicting a post-Crisis Superman, when you get right down to it, and I like that very much.

Almost no Lois. I have no fondness for Kidder's characterization of Lois, I hate her relationship with Superman/Clark in this series, so seeing her practically dropped in favour of a far more - shall we say healthier? - love interest in the form of Lana Lang just warms my heart.

No planet - sorry, moon - pushing.

No stupid "turn-time-backward-by-flying-around-the-Earth" nonsense.

No Gex Hackthor.

No Otis.

No John Cryer.

And finally, no Kryptonians knowing how to speak perfect English without having taking the time to have actually studied and learned the language. If that's not the second worst thing about Superman II, I don't know what is.

8/10

 

 

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#579118
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Are There Any Visually Striking Moments in the PT?
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danny_boy said:

I watched ATOC and ROTS on my Sony 4K home projector------and every goddam frame looks striking!

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#579117
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Happy 35th Star Wars!!!
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Mielr said:

DuracellEnergizer said:
Well, I finally got my hands on a digital camera.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/147/c/0/wtf__by_duracellenergizer-d51awga.jpg

Ab queck zenick fesi ...


I'd say your photoshop skills bring me to tears, if I didn't know that photo was real.
Photoshop? Who said anything about Photoshop? I made this in MS Pai-
Uh, what I meant to say is ... uh ... Really? How interesting.
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#578948
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Happy 35th Star Wars!!!
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TV's Frink said:



DuracellEnergizer said:

I was thinking of putting on "Lapti Nek", dressing up like slave Leia in her metal bikini and maroon loincloth, then begin dancing in front of the mirror while tucking my penis between my legs and remarking on how I'd like to fuck myself.


Pics or it didn't-

What the hell am I saying?!?!


If only I owned a digital camera ...