DuracellEnergizer

ATMachine said:

 

That's an awesome picture. I always thought Vader would look good with a blue lightsaber. And, personally, it fits his personality better than a red blade; red suits PT Anakin a lot better, IMO.

ray_afraid said:

hairy_hen said:

What most people seem to forget utterly is that Mara Jade actually uses a blue lightsaber. At the end of The Last Command, Luke gives her his old weapon as a gift, and in Vision of the Future she is stated to still be using the same one.

Wouldn't that be a green lightsaber then? Luke lost his blue one at Cloud City.

The Pigmen of Cloud City fished the original saber and Luke's severed hand out of the clouds - or something along those lines - and Vader collected them, eventually taking them to Palpatine, who in turn had them sent to the planet Wayland and put into cold storage.

Mara's purple lightsaber hasn't been retconned away, and I've got a poorly drawn book cover to prove it.

They did retcon away Darth Bane's purple lightsaber, though, which is sad, because that's the only thing about him I liked.

bkev said:

RIP revival theaters. According to this petition, movie studios have promised to stop shipping out 35mm films entirely - whether they have them in the vaults already or not! This applies to both new films, and old (the latter being the bigger problem IMO). For those interested on reading more, here's an article about the disappearance of 35mm in general.

20th Century Fox said:

"The date is fast approaching when 20th Century Fox and Fox Searchlight will adopt the digital format as the only format in which it will theatrically distribute its films. ... We strongly advise those exhibitors that have not yet done so to take immediate steps to convert their theaters to digital projection systems."

TV’s Frink said:

This is truly the most disturbing trend to hit ot.com since 2/4.

This board was in danger of growing stale. I had to take it to strange, new places.

The first two pictures didn't have enough variety, but this picture is just right.

This thread is dedicated to all the myriad colours lightsabers beyond blue, red, green, and the occasional Mace Windu (yuck) purple. May the rainbow live long and prosper. Lucas' white bread vision can suck it!

doubleofive said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

No no no, you’re supposed to flip half of the picture to make it look weird. This is just a picture of Nic Cage.

Actual LOL

I don't care what anyone says or thinks, Ben Reilly is the one true Spider-Man.

And his Spidey costume is better than the traditional outfit, so suck it!

"Cry Little Sister" by Gerard McMahon.

CP3S said:

Gaffer Tape said:

I blame you and your boob jokes.

Seriously as bigger than Yourellian head? That is crazy! Can't even hold them./! Disproportioned and really, not that hot, but kind of a fun thing sometimes. You know? It is fun. I like it sometimes.

 

Why is the rum always gone?

Same as above.

CP3S said:

Yoda Is Your Father said:
I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE I HATE THIS FUCKING TOWN I HATE THIS FUCKING HOUSE I HATE THAT I HAVE BEEN HERE SO FUCKING LONG AND WILL STILL BE HERE IN 3 WEEKS I HATE THAT MY LIFE IS ON HOLD AND I AM NOT IN CONTROL OF MY OWN FUCKING LIFE I FUCKING HATE IT.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND KILL MYSELF.

Amalek tends to have that effect on people, LOLZ!

I Imam Gene things are better for you now though, right? All these years later, back home. That is good. I feel so very stuck in this country at times, it is disheartening. Imagine being stuck married to a whore, and knowing that whore is all you can ever have while those that surround you get to enjoy all the pleasures of your whore, but also get to return home to their own wives who are solely theirs. So it is to be an American. Where at LEAST we know we're free! (to drive a meager 75 miles an hour on the motorway) and will never forget the men who died and gave that right to us! (like protecting us from the vicious threat of the Vietnamese and the bloody Brits!) We will gladly STAND UP! and defend ourselves to day! Ain't no doubt (Well, Webster thinks it is a real word, stop cringing like a prick C3PX, just go with it) we love this land! GAWD BLESS THE YOU ESS AYYYY!!!!

 

Yeah, so this ja totally the kind of post you delete in the mooring if you remember pap smearing it. A wise man once said Cthulhu (regarding drunk posts) "we habitat had one of those in a while\end quote marks] so I am accommodating.

Anyway, I looked up the things we had spread because I have an imported TNT impotent important massage message to Cher. share. I think my backspace key is gone, crap. But I could only find the hate and love thread, not the same thing, but Eastery found. So

I think we need to make a federal law that toilet water should only be so deep. Am I seriously the only guy who gets tired of having to grip his cock everytime he sits on the commode for a crap? Women get to sit on the thing worry free and shit and or piss at their leisure. Why should guys have to stand to piss and keep a grip off their dick when they crap out of fear of it falling into dirty toilet water? It is gross and nasty! I demand a new design! I am sick forgetting to set my penis on the waste management of my underwear and feeling it drop into the cold water below. Ewww. THis is a horrible . horrible, horrible design and it deserves no place in the modern world! It is 2012 for fuck's sake! Surely we can improve on the current design of our defecation appliances! I totally get why the Turks went with squatting whores with traction footholds, but that is seriously hard on the knees! There has to be a way to poop while protecting the knees while keeping the penis dry. Come on poppy! We are living in an age where men have climbed on the moon! Our ingenuity can surely create a better toilet.  One that creates comfort and sanitation at once. Gaaah!!! I fucking hate dropping my cock in cold toilet water!!!I always feel paranoid I am going to get some horrible disease from it when it is not my toilet. I am casually careful to hold on for dear life, but as you all know, sometimes you just axle denting drop it and SPLASH.

You all feel me on this? Lower water levels for the win!!!

^^LOLWUT

To honour the birth of pie-faces everywhere?

Not as fun as a drunk Lil Wayne ...

... getting crushed beneath the feet of a caravan of elephants.

World of Fire is a pretty good read. I like how Carmine Infantino draws Leia, the B&W artwork is pretty awesome with the high contrast between light and shadow, and I love it when lost civilizations are explored within the greater SW Universe, so that's always bound to get a thumbs-up from me.

It's also interesting as to how the Guardian of Forever is designed; the look of its body armour is highly reminiscent of the exoskeletons of the aliens from the Alien franchise.

^^LOL

If the time travel bit above is true, then I hope they use it to establish the existence of parallel timelines; a nice, big, infinite Star Wars Multiverse would please me very much, especially since it would take any precedence and importance the main Star Wars Saga supposedly has away.

Replace Grannie shooting up with Grannie having rough anal sex without any lube, and I'll agree with the JWs.

I already do.