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Tack said:
Frink, I only have one thing to say.
You cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALOL
Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:
I still think that an ideal villain is Leia. In a way, it's a chance for the idea of the prequels to be redeemed... that is, unlike PT Anakin, we actually LIKE Leia. For her to turn to the dark side would be tragic. Also, I can see her made up like the Emperor, shrieking maniacally - would be scarier than the Emperor, actually.
TV's Frink said:
If you don't ask a legitimate question, you will be forcibly removed from the premises by Captain Typho.
How handsome are you from a scale of -googol to googol?
^Perhaps. I never did claim to be a particularly rational person, though.
SilverWook said:
Aren't all the stories in Star Wars Tales meant to be taken with grain of salt?
Initially, yes. Some have been granted canonicity after the fact, though.
TV's Frink said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
TV's Frink said:
What were the questions again?
Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females
and give birth to the resulting offspring
Where are you going with this...thing?
This is a general message to the people of Naboo from the Draconian Fleet. Due to the ridiculousness of Ric Olié, we have decided to skip the infiltration and gradual suborning of your world in favour of all-out planetary invasion. As you can already tell, we have set jammers in place, preventing all transmission from Naboo (It also makes it a pain in the ass to talk to you, as well, but that's neither here nor there).
I find it amusing that this dumb story
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Resurrection
hasn't been officially decanonized yet.
bkev said:
I've always really liked these covers for some reason. Very elegant and restrained, even though they're much like the photoshop jobs people despise so much today.
I think they work because, unlike most photoshopped covers today where every tiny little space is crammed with some lacquered floating head, they're very minimalistic; there's a big head off to the right side, a tiny little shot taken from the movie to the left, and that's all -- the rest is a simple yet stylish black.
I've read that all the money Fox makes off of Simpsons merchandise helps them to keep the show on the air. If that well of revenue were to dry up, they'd cancel it.
This is what the soliloquay from the "nunnery" scene in Hamlet looks like when you translate it from English to Arabic to Bulgarian to Catalan to Chinese (simplified) to Chinese (traditional) to Czech to Danish to Dutch to Estonian to Finnish to French to German to Greek to Haitian Creole to Hebrew to Hindi and back to English again.
TV's Frink said:
What were the questions again?
Obfuscating mammal! For your insolence, you will be taken to Draco Prime and placed in the hybridization pens, where you will be forced to breed with our females
and give birth to the resulting offspring
I wonder if Artoo's lack of rockets in the OT was ever "explained" in the EU.
RicOlie_2 said:
Sadly, I used to be like that (when I was about eleven to twelve). It's kind of annoying though. It's as if the EU is their Bible or something.
I'd say the EU is more like the Son of the Star Wars Trinity in their eyes (with the PT as the Father and the SE as the Holy Spirit, of course).
I'd love to see how this would work for Shakespeare.
TV's Frink said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
Hi, there, Ric. My name is David Icke, and I've got two questions for you.
1. Are there any non-Gungan Reptilians stationed in hiding on your planet?
2. If not, can I come to your planet and pave the way for my people's coming invasion and your subsequent subjugation?
name != credentials
I am High Proctor of the Disinformation Branch of the Universal Draconian Imperium's Propaganda Police.
NOW ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, OR YOU WILL BE AMONG THE FIRST TO BE SERVED UP TO HIS ROYAL ESSENCE IMPERATOR S'SH-I'WH'-HS'UW-UU!!!!!!!!
I don't watch the thing, and it helps. Just knowing it continues to exist still gets under my skin, though.
umdesch4 said:
Post #2, right here! Wow, I am the master of lurking, it would seem.
I think I smell a dirty sock. *shiftyeyes*
Clint's characters is ...
*SPOILER BELOW!*
... heavily implied to be the ghost of Marshal Jim Duncan, come back for revenge against those who conspired in his murder (the prostitute among them).
Tyrphanax said:
Bah. Give me a good guy who looks like Jason Voorhees, weilds a red lightsaber, but isn't a Force-user, and then I'll be interested.
xhonzi said:
Both written by KJA?
But Empire's End was written by Tom Veitch.
skyjedi2005 said:
To me the thing was with II and III we were supposed to like and sympathize with Anakin. It would be like losing a member of our family like Rick M said.
It should have been about choices and the slow seduction to evil by slowly making him make compromises which ultimately undermine the person he once was. But he never really was that noble idealized individual we thought he was, it was all lies by Obi Wan to train Luke to be a weapon to destroy his own father.
Based on the poor way the prequels came out i believe Anakin in Episode III the Jedi are Evil. Obi Wan is the most vile and evil person imaginable and so is Yoda.
Luke is just a pawn in their quest to defeat the Sith and Palpatine and cover up their failings.
Had Luke known the truth he would have no more joined the sith than the jedi maybe he would have learned the force and wiped both of them out as they were both clearly evil and manipulative in seeking their own ends.
Both Sects of the same religious dogmatism and clearly both placed themselves above people.
This is why I don't adhere to the principle of canon -- if I had to accept every aspect of any given fictional universe as "real", I'd never be able to like or enjoy any of them at all.
Hi, there, Ric. My name is David Icke, and I've got two questions for you.
1. Are there any non-Gungan Reptilians stationed in hiding on your planet?
2. If not, can I come to your planet and pave the way for my people's coming invasion and your subsequent subjugation?
TV's Frink said:
I know you like hyperbole, but it's nothing like a pet. And either you're misusing "literally" or you should seek some help.
Believe me when I say that if it were within my power, I'd go to very extreme lengths to destroy something I utterly, completely loathe.
Death by Invitation (1971) - 4.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994) - 7.5/10
The Arrival (1996) - 7/10
Batman: Gotham Knight (2008) - 7/10
Scanners (1981) - 7.7/10
Old Yeller (1957) - 8/10
Night Gallery (1969)
This is actually the pilot episode for the TV series and not an out-and-out movie. Regardless, it is feature length, so I'm going to rate it.
7.8/10 (primarily for the segment with Roddy McDowall)
THX 1138 (1971) (pre-DVD director's cut) - 8/10
Blackfly (1991) - 9/10
Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins (1995) - 5/10