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#737598
Topic
Star Wars: Knight of the Empire (The Second Episode in DuracellEnergizer's New PT Re-Write) *CANCELLED*
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INT. SPACEPORT/TERMINAL -- SUNSET

Having disembarked from their ship, Obi-Wan and Siri have made their way inside the spaceport terminal, joining the other new arrivals in a line as they proceed through a security checkpoint. Standing at guard at the checkpoint, clad in their brown uniforms and riot armour, are several ESPOS, officers of the Corporate Sector Authority's Security Police. While they make no overt motions of hostility toward the offworlders, they radiate pure, undiluted menace, their stun batons deliberately held out and in the open as a warning to any and all not to cross them.

As Siri and Obi-Wan's turn comes to cross the checkpoint, an Espo with a weapon detector walks up to them and runs the detector over the length of their bodies. Almost immediately, the detector's warning light begins to flash.

ESPO #1: (to the other Espos) I'm getting readings!

Five other Espos immediately step forward, activating their stun batons. Taking a collective step back, Siri and Obi-Wan raise their hands, showing that they are willing to comply with the Espos. Walking up to them, one of the Espos begins frisking them. It takes only a moment for him to uncover and procure their lightsabers.

ESPO #2: What are these?

SIRI: Lightsabers.

ESPO #1: Jedi?

OBI-WAN: Yes.

ESPO #1: Do you have authorization to carry these weapons inside the Corporate Sector?

Slowly and silently, Obi-Wan and Siri reach inside their coats and pull out their wallets. Opening them up, they each withdraw a pair of identical cards. Stepping up to them, a third Espo takes their cards. Pulling out a card reader, he runs each of the cards through in turn. When the green LED lights up for both, he nods to Espo #1.

ESPO #1 (to Espo #2) Give them back their weapons.

Espo #2 hands the lightsabers back to the Jedi. Silently, they clip the weapons back on their belts, their eyes focused on Espo #1.

EPSO #1: (grins) Enjoy your stay on Orron III.

Passing through the checkpoint, Obi-Wan and Siri make their way towards the exit that'll take them out of the terminal. Once they are out of earshot of the Espos, they turn to regard one another.

OBI-WAN: It's nice to see that Espo security is still as tight as ever.

Siri responds with a silent shrug.

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#737573
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Last movie seen
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Leonardo said:

There's self hating jews, though, as I'm sure you know this already.

I don't know, he looks and sounds very stereotypical. He's practically Watto. Of course, the difference is Watto is portrayed as greedy, Julius looks more goofy than anything.

This is another quote from the movie:

If I knew I was going to meet the president, I would have worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.

 

I still chock this up to lacklustre writing than any real anti-semitism, though. Devlin's never been great at writing characters of any ethnicity.

As for Watto, I've always seen him more as Italian than Jewish. ;-)

and another one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn425KBIwvg

I don't really see the problem with this scene. It's just a guy leading a prayer and making a joke. If the character was changed to a Christian, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Wiccan, etc. but the rest stayed the same, would it be considered an offensive portrayal of any of those groups? I doubt it.

Independence Day was a dumb, dumb movie.

Agreed. Still, it's an enjoyably dumb movie.

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#737543
Topic
Random Thoughts
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DrCrowTStarwars said:

I didn't find this offensive so much as puzzling.

I had to go into Wal-Mart to get some stuff for Thanksgiving and every TV in the store was showing adds for Wal-Mart's black Friday sales and hosting the adds was a stereotypical loud black man, and I have to ask why?

I mean because the day has the word black in it you have to have black man yelling and using poor grammar????

Is this really how things work in the year 2014?

It wasn't so much offensive as stupid and I am surprised in a day and age the silliest thing can get a company or a person called racist an add like this got past the planning stage.

It's just odd.

I wonder the same things about most modern black comedies. 

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#737389
Topic
Should I buy the Original Trilogy Blu ray? I already have the 2004 DVD.
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danny_boy said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

danny_boy said:

In terms of which version I prefer......then that is obviously the original version!.....that is why I am here........but until that version hits Blu ray....then the 2011 Blu ray is the best Star Wars(albeit in it's altered form) has looked on home video.

Fair enough.  Although I find it a bit odd that, given that you would prefer the original version, that you aren't even curious to see Harmy's version.  Most of it uses the blu ray as its base, and even improve on it because of the color palette and soundtrack.

Maybe danny_boy's really this guy:

 

 

maybe you can keep Jennifer warm:

Don't mind if I do! 

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#737353
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Last movie seen
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Johnny Ringo said:

TV's Frink said:

Johnny Ringo said:

Predestination.

4 balls.

 Out of how many balls?

I seem to recall a 4 ball rating system at one point but I also remember an 8 ball rating system, which is what I currently use.

 I know you are an old man and easily confused but there were only ever 4 balls.

I was going to make a witty reply to this post, but then I remembered Johnny Ringo has me on ignore for some inexplicable reason, so there's no point in me going through with the effort as he'll never read it. 

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#737351
Topic
Star Wars: Knight of the Empire (The Second Episode in DuracellEnergizer's New PT Re-Write) *CANCELLED*
Time

ORRON III -- DUQUESNE HOMESTEAD -- MONTAGE

With the rising of a new sun on this side of Orron III, we watch the events of Anakin's morning unfold from beginning to end.

Following a rude awakening when Nashira, shrieking like a harpy, bursts into his room, jumps on top of his bed, and begins beating him over the head with one of his pillows, Anakin promptly hurries to get ready for the day and joins the rest of the DuQuesne family at the breakfast table. Following a hearty breakfast of green eggs and ham, he then joins them on their farm chores; while 'Shira and Nemec team up to work with the combine and trailer to finish the season's harvest, Nik helps Corin take inventory and work on repairing broken and malfunctioning equipment.

EXT. DUQUESNE HOMESTEAD -- DAY

With the passing of morning into afternoon, Anakin's chores have come to an end for the day. Tonight is the night Obi-Wan and Siri are to arrive on Orron III after a long voyage from Coruscant, and Nik has to leave to pick them up at the spaceport. 

Having promptly showered and dressed in clean, fresh clothes, Anakin guides the DuQuesne family landspeeder out of the garage. As he uses a remote control to close the garage door, Nashira and her parents appear from out of the house, walking all the way around to the right side of the speeder to see him off. 'Shira, for some reason, has a satchel slung across her left shoulder.

ANAKIN: Well, I'm off, guys.

NEMEC: You sure your pals'll be at the spaceport once you get there?

ANAKIN: (nods) I got their approximate time of arrival. Either I'll get there first or they will. Doesn't really matter as we'll arrive within minutes of each other.

Unslinging her satchel, Nashira dumps it in the back seat of the speeder.

ANAKIN: What's in there?

NASHIRA: Supplies.

ANAKIN: I already have some water, snacks, and toilet paper with me.

NASHIRA: Yeah, well, you know me -- I hate to share.

ANAKIN: (frowns) Huh?

CORIN: She's going with you.

ANAKIN: But it's a six-hour trip!

NASHIRA: (narrows her eyes) What are you insinuating?

ANAKIN: (stammering) N-nothing, 'Shira, but c'mon -- it's six hours!

NASHIRA: (jumps in the passenger seat) Just enough time to get back in time for a late supper.

Reaching around to the back seat, Nashira takes hold of the satchel and unzips it. Reaching inside, she pulls out a small, round, iridescent disc. Hunkering back down into the passenger seat, she holds the disc up before Nik's eyes.

NASHIRA: (cont'd) Besides, I've brought some tunes along.

NEMEC: Nashira rarely gets to get out except when leaving for school.

CORIN: It's good for her to get off this farm once in a while, stretch out her arms, take in some of that crisp, open air.

ANAKIN: I ... I ... (resigned) I guess.

Grinning broadly, Nashira punches Anakin in the arm -- hard. Wincing in pain, Nik immediately begins rubbing the tenderized spot.

NASHIRA: Hi-ho, Silver, away!

ANAKIN: Cut it down a notch, will ya? Sheesh!

Kicking the speeder into overdrive, Anakin burns repulsorlift as he peels out of the driveway. Grinning with toothy grins as broad as their daughter's, Nemec and Corin wave after the pair as they move off into the distance.

EXT. HIGHWAY -- MONTAGE

Emerging out onto the open highway, 'Shira slides her disc into the landspeeder's player. Almost automatically, loud instrumental theremin music begins to play over the speakers. As the speeder makes its way along the long highway, the intense music reverberates across the empty grasslands surrounding the duracrete road, seeming to transform the entire landscape into one vast echo chamber.

As the music plays, hours seem to pass by in mere minutes. As the sun moves across the sky and lowers toward the horizon, Nik and 'Shira pass by another small farm, a herd of grazing jackalopes, and eventually an ancient, burned-out ruin of a house with a sinister old woman standing out in its long-overgrown front yard. Nashira spends the time alternating between silently listening to music, chatting with Nik, and taking snapshots of interesting landmarks with a camera while he keeps his eyes out on the open road.

EXT. HIGHWAY -- SUNSET

After almost three hours, the music has come to an end and the sun has now begun to set.

As the spaceport appears as a spot on the horizon in the far distance, the radiance of the departing sun bathes Nashira's face in its warm light. Seemingly transfixed by the Munsell red glow, a wistful expression passes over her features.

NASHIRA: Nik?

ANAKIN: Yes?

NASHIRA: You never did say why Siri and Obi decided to visit us now, after all this time.

ANAKIN: Can't say I know myself, exactly. I guess they just felt enough time had passed since they'd seen you last and figured now would be a good time to catch up.

NASHIRA: Anakin ...

ANAKIN: Yeah, 'Shira?

NASHIRA: They're really here because of the baby, aren't they? (beat) She lost it. She lost her baby.

Anakin doesn't know what to say, so he doesn't say anything. Turning to face him, Nashira regards him, her blue eyes almost glowing with intensity.

NASHIRA: Have you ... have you ever though about us, Nik? About our future, if we stay together?

ANAKIN: Sure -- of course I have.

NASHIRA: Have you ... have you thought about us having children, and I mean really thought about it?

ANAKIN: Well, I guess I ... I mean ... (sighs) No, I guess I haven't -- not long, anyway. (beat) I figured it'd be something to think about later, when we're both older.

NASHIRA: Do you think we could -- if we choose to -- do you think we could have children?

ANAKIN: (uncomfortable) Nashira, I -- I don't -- neither of us have been tested to see if we can or can't.

'Shira begins to say something more, but seeing how uncomfortable Anakin is with the conversation she cuts herself off. Turning away from him, she refocuses her gaze on the setting sun, allowing herself to be immersed spiritually and well as physically within its deep crimson radiance.

Post
#737298
Topic
PLUG YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL/VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!
Time

DuracellEnergizer said:

Alright, here’s the link to my channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/DuracellEnergizer?feature=mhee#p/u

Now for the links to my videos (oldest to newest)

Space Case Wars

Killer Cat: Part 1

Killer Cat: Part 2

Curtis & Jenn: Friends … Colleagues … Or Something More?]

Hi-5: Night Terrors Part 1 (Special Edition)

Hi-5: Night Terrors Part 2 (Special Edition)

Alanis Morissette - Can’t Deny

Alanis Morissette - Give What You Got

Alanis Morissette - Big Bad Love

Alanis Morissette - On My Own

Alanis Morissette - Jealous

Alanis Morissette - Human Touch

Alanis Morissette - Party Boy

Hava Nagila

Alanis Morissette - Find the Right Man

Alanis Morissette - Another Sleepless Night (Demo)

Alanis Morissette - Be There As My Friend (Demo)

Alanis Morissette - I Gotta Go (Demo)

Alanis Morissette - This Feeling (Demo)

Alanis Morissette - Toughen Up (Demo)

Newer videos:

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 0: Retro-Nouveau Gaming

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 1: The Vitruvian Richard Simmons Spins 'Round

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 2: The Wilhelm Scream of Terror

L’eau de la Folie, Epiosde 4: She Fucks Quick Machines

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 7: Run with Staccato

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 10: Treated Like a Droog

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 11: Jerry’s Flying

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 13: An Emotion Staccato

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 14: Rock It with Lightsabers!

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 16: Too Staccato 

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 17: The Tale of the Carved Gorshin

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 18: Feel Your Staccato

L’eau de la Folie, Episode 19: I Don’t Like Sand Everywhere

Space Case Wars: The Special Edition

Alanis Morissette - An Emotion Away (Reversed)

Alanis Morissette - Plastic (Reversed)

Alanis Morissette - Real World (Reversed)

Alanis Morissette - Walk Away (Reversed)

The Be Five - I Don’t Know Who You Are

The Be Five - The Touch of Your Hand

YR-27: An Ode to the Absurd

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#737278
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Last movie seen
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The Hand (1981)

While I enjoyed this movie (Michael Caine was just objectively awesome, and no one can prove otherwise.), I wasn't all that impressed by the ending. IMO, it should have been left ambiguous as to whether Caine's dismembered hand was really going around killing people or if it was all in his head; choosing to go with a concrete explanation smothered a lot of the film's magic for me.

7/10

A Movie (1958)

I like the concept of the collage film, but there should to be something more to it than just splicing disparate pieces of film together, dubbing some music over it, and running it through a projecter. Except for the bit where a submarine nukes a scantily clad woman resulting in a shockwave which tosses surfers to and fro about the ocean, I just didn't find much of this short to have any real entertainment value or artistic merit.

6/10

Very Nice, Very Nice (1961) -- 7/10

21-87 (1964) -- 6/10

The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Though I'm loath to admit it, this movie doesn't engage me nearly as much as it used to. I suppose that can be explained by the fact that I'm more interested in the Buffalo Bill/Jame Gumb character than I am in Hannibal Lector's, so when that long sequence of Lector escaping the authorities comes into play, it feels to me like filler that slows the momentum of the storyline down to a crawl, causing me to lose too much of my interest in the proceedings of the movie.

There's no doubt, though, that SOTL is still a well-crafted movie regardless of any lacking rapport I may have with the latter portion of the story.

7/10

Tales from the Gimli Hospital (1988)

I've wanted to see this film for years. Now that I finally have, I'm happy to say I wasn't disappointed. While it does drag a bit towards the end, it isn't enough to seriously damper my enthusiasm for the rest of the movie.

I definately recommend it to anyone who likes non-linear, surrealist/expressionist films (ie. not Frink ;-)).

9/10

Fargo (1996)

The quality of this film speaks for itself.

8/10