DuracellEnergizer

Körkarlen AKA The Phantom Carriage AKA Thy Soul Shall Bear Witness! AKA The Stroke of Midnight (1921)

Though I've gained a very dim outlook on human nature over the years and a very "eye for an eye" sense of retribution against those who cause strife and harm to others, films like this help to remind me of the value of forgiveness and bring me close to believing in man's capacity for redemption again.

9/10

Asylum (1972)

This is definately the weakest of the five anthology horror films I've seen from Amicus Productions. Only the second story with Peter Cushing is really any good; the rest are either okay but blatantly predictable (the first and third stories) or just outright stupid (the fourth and final story with the mini-Herbert Lom). Still, I would have rated the movie a 7/10, but the poorly executed ending just soured it for me.

6/10

Touch of Evil (1958) -- 7/10

Babylon 5: The River of Souls (1998) -- 6.5/10

The Night Flier (1997)  -- 6.5/10

Crazy as Hell (2002) -- 7.4/10

^Only for now, but he'll be back more unstoppable than ever. He's like Jason Voorhees in that respect, just with better hair and characterization.

^Philistine!

TV's Frink said:

I move that your face be merged with my [REDACTED].

You mean you're a ...? 

RicOlie_2 said:

I should clarify that that was a joke, for those who need that sort of clarification (but I assume you knew that already, Dura'gizer).

Perish forbid. I was so serious, I was dead! 

Please to be a white-winged dove on the edge of seventeen.

^Backwards time travel. =P

RicOlie_2 said:

TV's Frink said:

darth_ender said:

This thread is soooooo last year!

 This post is soooooo last month.

This user is soooooo last century.

This user is RicOlie_2. 

TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

Has darth-gary been bagged yet?

 Depends on your definition of "bagged."

Placed in a Mylar bag to keep him in mint condition. 

^HAW HAW!

Darth Lucas said:

I have a theory.  Everybody is talking about the hooded figure speculating he may be an ancient warrior of some kind.  What if this character turns out to be Darth Plagueis?  He actually DID manage to save himself from death and has been in some form of hibernation for years and years. The shot from the trailer is him waking up and igniting his lightsaber ready to kick some ass.  The force awakens.  As in the ultimate user of the force awakens.  Huh?  Huh???

I know it's dumb but I love speculation like this ^-^

If this is true, I will take that ugly lightsaber and commit seppuku with it. 

Leonardo said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

meHDaq Hub'eghtaHvIS vIleghjaj 'ej bID 'ay' jI'ovlaHbe' ngev SoH jIH.

 Go home, you're drunk.

Qu'vatlh!

DrCrowTStarwars said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

To be honest, I'm not all that fond of turkey.

 That's not very American and that would make you a...Communist!

Nah, it just makes me Canadian. =P 

SilverWook said:

I dig this speeder. It evokes Luke's old hot rod, but looks like it's designed to tow stuff.

Looks like a giant flying popsicle to me. 

I've been pronouncing it "sigh-dow" myself.

There are seven blades on that lightsaber, so six of them really should be orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet.

(See? I'm fully capable of making fun of myself.) 

To be honest, I'm not all that fond of turkey.

I didn't go to sleep last night and now I'm paying for it in the form of an upset stomach complete with rotten egg-tasting burps.

That lightsaber could be any or all colours of the rainbow and I'd still hate it, thank you very much.

SilverWook said:

It just occurred to me that Sith Saber might truly be an "ancient weapon". Handed down, or maybe belongs to somebody who's been hibernating for a long time?

In that case, they should have went with using a Sith sword or some other equivalent weapon instead of that dumbass-looking lightsaber. It'd pull off "ancient handed-down weapon" a whole lot better than a light-crossguard does. 

Well, it did spoil any enthusiasm I held for the movie, that's for sure.

When I saw that rolling volleyball droid, I was sure this was going to turn out to be a false teaser -- a joke teaser, you could say. But no, it's serious -- completely, utterly serious.

And that lightsaber -- I almost laughed when that stupid light-crossguard popped out. It feels like it was done for comedic effect.

Suffice it to say, I liked absolutely nothing about this teaser other than the cool new stormtrooper armour.

If the actual movie doesn't pan out better than this lameness, then I am going to repeatedly murder Abrams in my dreams for the rest of his life.

If by "lighter" you mean "higher", than yes. ;-P

I wonder if YouTube is the cyberspacial equivalent of Mos Eisley.