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DuracellEnergizer

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#738629
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What is your favorite versions of the following movies: Apocalypse Now, Alien, Aliens, Blade Runner and Terminator 2?
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Apocalypse Now

I have yet to watch any version.

Alien

Theatrical.

Aliens

I don't think I've seen the special edition, but it likely wouldn't matter as I didn't like the movie either of the two times I watched it, so neither.

Blade Runner

Whichever non-theatrical version I saw.

Terminator 2

Special edition.

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#738619
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Share your good news!
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I found a dead black widow spider in my garage today, and damn, if she isn't a big sucker; I knew black widows got big, but I wasn't sure they ever got this big.

Anyways, I collected her corpse and sealed it up in a jar.

As for why this is good news, I've always wanted to see an unambiguously female black widow up close ever since I was in the First Grade; now I finally have (even if it is dead).

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#738502
Topic
Episode VII: The Force Awakens - Discussion * <strong>SPOILER THREAD</strong> *
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NeverarGreat said:

It crackles with barely contained energy, it's rough and dangerous, it's everything an eviscerating killing device should be.

And it can be yours for only three payments of $599.99*! Call in the next three minutes, and we'll throw in a second one absolutely free!

*Plus shipping & handling.

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#738468
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The Dream of the Giant Fractal Woodlouse.
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I had a dream two nights ago that basically played out like a movie.

The plot was about a race of aliens who, fed up with the way humanity had despoiled the planet, altered the sun into a dim green star which had begun to emit mutagenic radiation which was turning everyone on the planet into homicidal lunatics. Once everyone had slaughtered each other in a great orgy of blood, the radiation of the green sun then would act as an evolutionary accelerant to help produce a new sentient species to act as humanity's successors.

George C. Scott was in a starring role with Brad Dourif supporting.

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#738456
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General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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Here are the non-standard lightsaber variants I like:

ARCHAIC LIGHTSABER

LONG-HANDLE LIGHTSABER

File:Bpfasshi Dark Jedi.jpg

LIGHTSABER PIKE

File:Emperor's Shadow Guard.jpg

LIGHTSABER SHOTO

Here are the non-standard lightsaber variants I'm okay with as long as they're used in moderation:

DOUBLE-BLADED LIGHTSABER

LIGHTWHIP

File:Githany EGF.jpg

WRIST-MOUNTED LIGHTSABER

Here are the non-standard lightsaber variants I utterly despise and want to see eliminated from all possible universes:

GUARD SHOTO

File:Guard shoto.jpg

CROSSGUARD LIGHTSABER

THIS CONUNDRUM

File:Ubese Thorn-Back War Dragon.JPG

LIGHT SCYTHE

LIGHT NUNCHUKS

LIGHT-CHAINSAW

THIS ABOMINATION

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#738451
Topic
Episode VII: The Force Awakens - Discussion * <strong>SPOILER THREAD</strong> *
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CatBus said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I still hate that godforsaken lightsaber to the deepest inner core of my soul, though.

Would you still feel that way if it was exactly the same, but mauve or chartreuse?

*sigh*

As I said in the non-spoiler thread ...

DuracellEnergizer said:

That lightsaber could be any or all colours of the rainbow and I'd still hate it, thank you very much.