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*sends a PM with the link to thejediknighthusezni*

Oh, no, not the gays!

NOT THE GHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INT. NAR SHADDAA -- KORBEE TOWER/PENTHOUSE/LIVING AREA -- DAY

Within the living area of Korbee Tower's penthouse suite, we find MAHTTOH THE WOOKIEE decked out asleep upon a large sofa. Judging by the litter strewn about the room -- along with the two naked female wookoids asleep in Mahttoh's arms -- a rather rowdy party was hosted here the night before.

INT. KORBEE TOWER/PENTHOUSE/LLOMON'S BEDROOM -- DAY

Just like with the living area, this bedroom, too, is a mess, with a pair of female trandoids curled up under the covers with LLOMON THE TRANDOSHAN.

As he wakes from his booze-induced slumber, Llomon sits up with a reptilian yawn. Caring not one bit if he disturbs his two companions, the Trandoshan kicks the covers off himself and rises out of bed.    

INT. KORBEE TOWER/PENTHOUSE/KITCHEN -- DAY

Passing through the living area and by the sleeping simians, Llomon steps into the kitchen. Crossing over to the refrigeration unit, he opens it, reaches inside, and pulls out a single mauve egg the size of a football. Smacking his lizard lips hungrily, he closes the refrigerator door then takes a seat at the small kitchen table. Placing the egg in a large egg cup already waiting for him on the table, Llomon takes his pinky claw and punches a hole through the shell of the egg. Then, with a great big Trandoshan smile, he inserts a straw through the hole and begins to suck the yolk and albumen up with intense gusto.

INT. KORBEE TOWER/PENTHOUSE/LIVING AREA -- DAY

Awake now themselves, Llomon's two reptilian lady friends saunter into the living area wearily, nursing strong hangovers. As they pass within range of Mahttoh and his girls, they draw back their muzzles with disgust as the strong odour of the mammalians' lingering love musk washes over them.

At that very moment, a vidphone on the wall begins to wail with an incoming transmission.

Hearing the vidphone, Llomon immediately leaves his half-finished egg and re-enters the living area. Uttering curses in Dosh, he strides up to the sleeping wookoids and violently shakes them awake. As they come up from their slumber, the Trandoshan then turns to his trandoid companions, walks up to them, then rudely pulls them to him. Finally, as the vidphone continues to wail, he herds all four women to the front door, opens it, then kicks them out, slamming the door shut as they start hurling curses back at him.

Racing over to the vidphone, Llomon activates an illegally owned-and-installed jammer to prevent any unwelcome eavesdroppers from listening in on the conversation, then picks up the line. Almost immediately, the Human face of one of Gog Jukassa's loyalist guards appears on-screen.

GUARD #2: I trust this is Llomon the Trandoshan I am speaking to?  

Llomon responds in the affirmative but the Human clearly fails to understand Dosh. Realizing for the first time that he doesn't have his translator on him, the Trandoshan holds his finger up in a gesture for the Human to wait then leaves to find his translator.

Moments later Llomon returns, the translator apparati affixed to his neck and wrist. Making an adjustment, he sets the device to transmit in Basic. 

LLOMON: (in Basic) I am Llomon.

GUARD #2: I trust this is a secure line?

LLOMON: (annoyed) Do you think me incompetent? Of course it's secure. Now what is it you want? 

GUARD #2: After arriving on Nar Shaddaa several weeks ago, my employer set me to the task of finding a bounty hunter or hunters who would be adequate for an endeavour which he has determined to be of the utmost importance. After making a series of inquiries, we have come to the conclusion that you along with your partner are the most qualified candidates.

LLOMON: Has anyone ever told you you use too many words to say so little? 

GUARD #2: (sighs) My employer has a job for you and Mahttoh.

LLOMON: I gathered that. What is it?

GUARD #2: He wishes me to tell you no more. Agree to meet with him in person and he will reveal the details to you himself.

LLOMON: Very well. Where and when would he like to meet?

GUARD #2: In his room at Chance Castle, at 61:00 tonight.

LLOMON: Room number?

GUARD #2: You'll find me waiting at the main entrance. I'll give you the number then.

LLOMON: So be it.

The guard nods once. The vidphone display then goes dark.

Deactivating his translator, Llomon steps away from the vidphone and walks on over to the sofa, where Mahttoh -- in spite of all the commotion caused by the vidphone and the ladies' departure -- is still asleep. Placing a clawed foot on the Wookiee's shoulder, the Trandoshan pushes the Wookiee off the sofa. Hitting the floor with a thud, Mahttoh wakes with a Wookiee wail.

MAHTTOH: (in Shyriiwook, subtitled) Hey, what the hell!? (looks about the room) Where are Suroow and Ghueew?

LLOMON: (in Dosh, subtitled) A potential client just called. He wants to meet with us tonight.

MAHTTOH: (subtitled) What time?

LLOMON: (subtitled) 61:00, at Chance Castle. So get up, go to the 'fresher, and have a shower. He won't hire us if you come stinking of Wookiee love musk.

Tobar said:

TV's Frink said:

Thanks?

 

I've never seen this gif before, but I know it's the best gif EVA! 

Cat eyes, huh? Reminds me of this:

Now I totally want to see this movie. ;-)

Handman said:

Today people here have called me both dad and son. Does anyone else have some weird family connection to me?

I referred to you as "dad" because I was channeling '60s slang.

You dig it, square?

TV's Frink said:

Aw man, this thread was so dead...

:-(

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die. 

^Don't lai to yourself.

Sounds interesting. I'd have to read more of the story before I could really comment on it, though.

I recall the worst pimple I ever had was inside my leg, right on the hip joint where it was impossible to squeeze the sucker.

Suffice it to say, things were uncomfortably ugly for a while there before I managed to successfully lance, drain, and clean out the bastard. 

Handman said:

They're playing 35mm NEGATIVES? Wtf?

Sounds like a totally groovy experience, dad. 

^Then the laptop would have gone to sleep with the fishes.

Bkev's ignoring me now.

Unlike with Heilemann and Johnny Ringo, I saw this coming. I'm only surprised it didn't happen months sooner.

Tobar said:

In fact, while he said he plans to see the new film when its released. When asked if he was interested to see J.J.'s take on Star Wars his response was:

George Lucas said:

Not really.

LOL. I wouldn't have expected any less (or more, for that matter). 

Here is a list of all the various incarnations of Batman I am most familiar with. #1 is my top favourite, #12 is my least favourite, with #2-11 spanning the whole spectrum in between.

1. DCAU Batman 1.0 (from Batman: The Animated Series and its two spinoff films)
2. Bronze Age Batman
3. Early Modern Age Batman (late '80s-'90s)
4. Burton Batman
5. DCAU Batman 2.0 (from The New Batman Adventures onward)
6. Golden Age Batman
7. Schmacher Batman 1.0 (from Batman Forever)
8. Nolan Batman
9. Adam West Batman
10. Silver Age Batman
11. Schmacher Batman 2.0 (from Batman & Robin)
12. Modern Age Batman ('00s to now)

Koryo Songhay said:

Snobby intelectuals are pretty fed up with capes... 

But I love capes!

^Me in absolute rapture over having such a kickass cape.

SilverWook said:

Sounds like the same sort of greedy speculation that pretty much ruined the hobby for many people in the 90's.

Which is why I have no respect for Marvel anymore. Gimmicks have come to be of greater importance to them than good writing. 

Bingowings said:

TV's Frink said:

It's not ironic.  Rain on your wedding day is ironic.

 There is a Alanis Morissette thread in off-topic... probably.

Why yes, yes there is.

 http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Happy-Birthday-Alanis/topic/14272/

Y'all will have to wait 'til the 1st of June to post in it, though. =P

^This x 10.

Pimples inside eyelids? *shudder*

LENS FLARE DOESN'T COUNT AS AN ABOMINATIONSABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a semi-related note, I've hated my sister for years.

TV's Frink said:

Sorry but it's a fantastic movie.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ryan McAvoy said:

Any movie that has John Malkovich and Charlie Sheen greeting each other as "Malkotraz" and "Masheen", has to be good!

But I hate Charlie Sheen ...

Oy, of all the dead threads to necropost in ...

Well, I'll say this for certain -- should I decide to watch the movie, I'll be going in with low expectations. That way when I come to the end, any disappointment I may have with the film will be at an absolute minimum.