Stop being so anal.

Maybe

TV’s Frink said:

This thread is worthless without discussion of hot women that don’t do it for you, and double worthless without pics of said women…and I see neither in the current discussion.

“Fine, fine, fine!”

DuracellEnergizer said:

Milla Jovovich and Mariel Hemingway

– especially Hemingway.

I have nothing against Ms. Hemingway – she’s a competent actress – but even in her younger years, she looked like a gender-reversed post-plastic surgery Michael Jackson.

Rectified now?

imperialscum said:

PsychoDayv said:

NO SPOILERS

IT WAS AWESOME!!!

I expected it to be a shit.

Solid or runny? Smooth or chunky? Brown or some non-typical colour?

I really need to read these comics one of these days.

At this point, all I want from Disney pertaining to SW is a proper restoration of the OOT. Everything else can take a flying leap into the sun.

It’s surreal seeing Warbler post outside of “Off Topic”.

I remain unconvinced.

Frink can be a rooster if he wants. It’s a free forum.

DominicCobb said:

Haha of course you guys hate the movie. No Star Wars film will ever please ot.com.

I don’t know – SW and TESB seemed to do the trick for me.

Warbler said:

10 minutes and counting.

Warbler said:

5 minutes and counting.

Warbler said:

https://youtu.be/7MooNISe8aM?t=19s
1 minute and counting

Warbler said:

There are now 7 Star Wars movies.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

…

Opps – wrong countdown.

Wouldn’t a 1/10 rating be simpler?

Frink suggested the creation of this thread. As he is the unspoken lord and master of this forum, I’ve decided to take his advice to heart.

I don’t know if the “no image-only posts” rule still applies to this thread; just in case it does, try to add some text to go along with your random SW pic/gif of choice.

To kick things off:

Warbler said:

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Those four emoticons should be working to defuse that bomb instead of just sitting there biting their nails.

…

Well, if I throw myself down a flight of stairs – shattering all my bones in the process – and end up going into a seizure from the resulting brain damage, that’ll count as a “break dance” of sorts.

Nah. Requires too much effort.

TV’s Frink said:

Give it a shot!

Placebo or the real thing?

Possessed said:

I really mainly only drink the big ones. My favorites are corona light, busch,Heineken and Miller light.

Possessed said:

It’s not pathetic, but it does need addressed and it is something you need to deal with and move on from, with help if need be. I mean that nonjudgementally.

Consciously, I have moved on, but when I’m feeling especially moody – or drunk – my old sentiments reemerge.

Fact of the matter is, she’d become a very distant memory if I were just able to hook up with another woman. No luck with that so far.

imperialscum said:

Not possible. Not only have we not talked since 2004, but the last time I tried to get in contact with her, her mother had a peace bond filed against me.

Your take on Vader is pretty novel. Consider me intrigued to learn more.

FYI, in the future, if you have any random SW thoughts that aren’t strong enough to support their own threads, post them in this thread. It’s tidier.

Mavimao said:

Do you plan on watching the movie with an open mind?

At this point, I don’t know if I plan on watching the movie at all.

I’m not going to pay a fourth of a cent to see it – not in theatres, not on video – that’s for damn certain.

I’m getting an angry old man, yelling at sky vibe here.

A very bitter, pessimistic, angry old man who’s fed up with having everything he’s ever loved/cared about stripped from him or twisted into an obscene joke.

csd79 said:

The whole story is not designed to make all that much sense, good luck for the authors of the sequels to tie everything up. Some basic things are just left hanging in the air (if there is a new Republic now, how the First Order and the Resistance came to be etc). First I thought that Rey was a Jedi student as well and after Kylo’s turn to the dark side she was placed on Jakuu with her memories suppressed to hide and protect her, and the Falcon was there as sort of an escape option in case she gets in trouble. But no, it’s all just a coincidence.

The Force works in contrived ways.

I’m still in love with my unrequited high school love. How fucking pathetic is that?

This year has been fucking shit. Even late 2004-2005 – a period of intense strife and heartache for me – was better for me than the last couple months have been.

I’d like to say that I’ll be glad when this garbage year comes to an end, but fear of what 2016 will bring makes that impossible.

I hate my miserable life. If I was still a theist, I’d look forward to death.