DuracellEnergizer

But I don’t own an elf costume and I can’t breakdance.

ZkinandBonez said:

Also I was kind of disappointing by all the CGI, but then again it was to be expected. I had just hoped that it would have been a bit more practical. However, having said that, what was practical was really great, it was just sadly overshadowed quite a bit. I’m curious about how the editing process was done, because Abrams have been bragging about these practical effects for so long, yet so much of it was pushed into the background.

Typically predictable.

towne32 said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Z6PO said:

It’s great. It’s truly great. Don’t be afraid!

Don’t worry, my fear has already led to anger.

Spoiler: Kylo Ren’s lightsaber is actually rainbow colored, not red. You’ll love it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

If only there was a thirteenth day of Christmas. That way this thread could end with The Bunny™ pic.

Not with the “no image-only posts” rule in place, it can’t.

I’m hereby removing Super 8 from my collection. I want no creation of Abrams on my shelf.

Z6PO said:

It’s great. It’s truly great. Don’t be afraid!

Don’t worry, my fear has already led to anger.

Darth Mallwalker said:

Who screams Wilhelm ?

Augusta Victoria of Schleswig-Holstein and Hermine Reuss of Greiz, I’d assume, in bed.

“Show me your war face!”

imperialscum said:

Possessed said:

That’s quite forward of you.

I agree! DE should learn some manners.

I should learn not to post when drunk.

INT. PURIFIER/SGW-0027’S CABIN

The clone captain is back at her desk, once again sitting in contemplation of the holographic statuette which burns before her in the gloom of her cabin.

As she leans forward to shut the hologram off, a low CHUCKLING begins behind her. Spinning her chair around, she jumps to her feet, sweeping up the hilt of her lightsaber and engaging the colourless blade in one smooth motion.

There, barely registering against the darkness surrounding it, is the black silhouette of a familiar figure.

SILHOUETTE: Salutations, Captain. You didn’t ever expect to see me again, did you?

SGW-0027: It can’t be!

Striding forward, the clone hefts up her saber, hoping to dispel any uncertainty regarding this vague figure’s identity. As the sterile light washes forth, though, nothing but the empty air is revealed.

SILHOUETTE: (O.C.) Over here.

Spinning around, the clone captain now finds the source of the silhouette standing by her desk; it is UIY-2249, unscathed and whole, characteristic distant smile worn on his green lips.

UIY-2249 (SILHOUETTE): I must give praise where praise is due; you did a masterful job faking my psychological breakdown and subsequent suicide run. The cyber-faked transmission and footage? The auto-operated shuttle? I didn’t know you had it in you – and I mean that quite literally; such technical skill isn’t routinely imprinted on Force-adepts.

Moving in upon the clone commander, SGW swings her white blade on a downward arc; instead of bisecting the Mirialan, it passes right through him, leaving no damage to flesh or cloth.

UIY-2249: Silly girl – what’s dead can’t be killed a second time.

SGW-0027: How is this possible?

UIY-2249: Perhaps I’m the spiritual essence of the departed UIY-2249, recalled from beyond the veil. (beat) Or more likely, I’m a figment of your fractured imagination.

SGW, not knowing how to deal with the phantasm’s revelation, just stands there. Bewilderment giving way to a lurking fear, she lowers her lightsaber but doesn’t disengage it.

SGW-0027: I can’t be going insane …

Smug as ever, UIY looks down upon the hologram of the Jedi.

UIY-2249: Don’t be too crestfallen. You can’t be blamed for having a defective aberration for a template.

At those words, the captain’s fear is immediately overwhelmed by anger. Bringing the point of her saber back up, she takes one menacing step towards her slain subordinate.

SGW-0027: (angry) Don’t you ever dare speak of her that way again!

UIY-2249: (cocks an eyebrow) Touched a most sensitive nerve, did I? (beat) Sentimentality’s an emotion I thought even you were rid of. She was just a gene donor.

The clone captain chooses not to remark on that comment.

SGW-0027: Why come to me now? What is it that you want?

UIY-2249: I’m here (grins) because you brought me here.

SGW-0027: Damn you and the mother who birthed you.

UIY-2249: It’s going to be a tad difficult accommodating that request, seeing as I never had a mother …

With those words spoken, UIY-2249 – be he phantom or figment – fades away, leaving SGW-0027 alone with her lightsaber burning bright against the darkness.

emanswfan said:

The guys at Red Letter Media just put out a wonderful parody of clickbait TFA videos.
https://youtu.be/2HaGe8XcMHA

NSFW, obviously.

The last several seconds of that video are more apt than they should be.

It’s a sad state of affairs when I’m almost happy at others disappointment over a SW film.

God, I’ve become a miserable son of a bitch.

Hey – it’s my job to be depressively nostalgic.

I think I have undiagnosed OCD. From late 2004 to 2005, I used to wash my hands repeatedly; from 2006 to 2011, I used to cut my own hair obsessively; I often feel compelled to count the number of steps I take everytime I go up/down a flight of stairs; and I can’t relax in my own room if there’s something off in the corner of my eye distracting me.

imperialscum said:

For obvious reason. I am a scientist and I would like to empirically confirm or reject the hypothesis raised by her user name.

I wanna see your credentials, you quack.

Possessed said:

Dude.

“Sorry about yesterday, by the way. I was in kind of a weird mood.”

Denasta qan chal’tek bienn tal’kal.

Neglify said:

Warbler said:

Cheese-eating surrender poultry, the whole lot of 'em.

Milla Jovovich and Mariel Hemingway – especially Hemingway.

I have nothing against Ms. Hemingway – she’s a competent actress – but even in her younger years, she looked like a gender-reversed post-plastic surgery Michael Jackson.

Christmas depression is year round?

TV’s Frink said:

IIRC there’s a picture of her in this thread somewhere…you creeps.

*unbuckles belt and lurches off to find picture*

[JEDIT]

Went through her entire post history; whatever pics of herself she ever put up are long gone. I worked myself up into an angry masturbatory frenzy for nothing – NOTHING!

Oh, well, looks like I’ll just have to take my misogynistic lust out on images of Samantha Fox again.

All I’ll say is that the trailer currently only has 10932 downvotes, which isn’t anywhere near enough for that piece of shit.

TK428 said:

How pleasant.

Not as pleasant as the fact that if that gif had been taken from the PT, I wouldn’t be the only one deriding it.