DuracellEnergizer

This thread just jumped the fridge and nuked the shark.

SockOfBannedAsshat said:

So I am an assahat for not agreeing with you?

No, you’re an asshat for everything you said pertaining to Frink’s dead daughter.

Oh, but I forgot – that wasn’t you, was it? It was “someone else”.

[JEDIT]

SockOfBannedAsshat’s finally been banned. Thank God!

For a moment there, I thought swagmasta was back.

The truth is much, much worse.

SockOfBannedAsshat said:

reharsh

Best unintentional neologism ever.

Too bad it was coined by an insensitive asshat who rates ROTS above TESB.

Don’t feed the sock.

The Dark Empire said:

And i hope they find another main character actress.
She is kind of plump.

I suppose you’d prefer an anorexic stick with fake tits for the role, right?

Lord, are people’s standards of beauty getting worse all the time or what.

Mavimao said:

Isn’t Felicity Jones’ character supposed to be Han Solo’s ex girlfried? He was a gentler man back then, but their break up caused him to build the tough guy exterior and selfish personality we saw in Episode 4…

(#manthosebookswereterrible)

Hey! I read the first book and liked it!

Regeneration is my least favourite superpower. Heroes saw to that.

LuckyGungan2001 said:

-2001: A Space Oddesey

Misspelling “odyssey”? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.

I don’t know how anyone could hate Wayne’s World. This alone is enough to make me really, really, really like it.

moviefreakedmind said:

I didn’t even mind the part with the water at the end; I thought it seemed believable enough. It’s not like the aliens were there to settle Earth, they were just an unknown threat present only for a brief time.

Let’s turn the tables around. If a group of humans were to visit a world – a world covered 71% with sulfuric acid, where it rains sulfuric acid, and where the native inhabitants have sulfuric acid on tap – and go down to the surface completely buck-naked with absolutely no protection from the elements whatsoever, would that be believable in the slightest?

The Banned Asshat said:

Strange. This honestly looks nothing like Carrie Fisher.

NO KYLE KATARN?! I’M GOING TO HATE THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY FOR ALL ETERNITY AND BEYOND!!!

…

All kidding aside, this looks pretty cool; I especially like that they’ve (apparently) adopted the grand admiral concept into continuity with this movie.

I honestly think this might be the first SW film since ROTJ I’ll be able to embrace as part of my personal canon.

Damn you people. Now I’m gonna have to put on women’s clothes and dance around with Buffalo Bill, Jr. tucked between my legs.

A Consistent Asshole

stargasm

TV’s Frink said:

What didn’t you like about Austin Powers?

There’s nothing I actively disliked. I just didn’t find most of the humour uproariously amusing.

joefavs said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Agent Cody Banks (2003) – C

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) – D

What on earth inspired you to watch these in 2016?

I’m obsessed with rewatching every single movie and TV show I can remember having ever seen prior to August 2012 – the good, the bad, and the mediocre. I’ve even assembled a list to keep track of them all (I currently have 920 titles still to get through).

It’s sad, I know, but it’s an itch I have to constantly scratch.

Yes, instead of apologizing after he tells you about his loss and promising to tread lightly about such topics in the future, amp up the assholery.

I think the others here already gave my response.

TV’s Frink said:

Will ROTR count as an 80’s movie? I have the Airplane/Airplane 2 sequence in it…

It will count as a Phantom Zone movie, where time has no meaning.

Your answer to all three answers is this: Kruge would return from the grave and take a great big bite out of Guinan’s hat, setting off a chain reaction of events which would culminate in the destablization of the entire ST Multiverse.

Sudden Impact (1983) – B+

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) – C+

Johnny English (2003) – C

Splice (2009) – B-

Agent Cody Banks (2003) – C

Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004) – D

Wild Wild West (1999) – C

The Road to El Dorado (2000) – A-

Murder by Numbers (2002) – C

The Devil’s Advocate (1997) – B-

Tarzan (1999) – A

The Pied Piper (1986) – A+

By the Sea (1915) – C+

The Rink (1916) – C+

The Vanished World of Gloves (1982) – A

The Tramp (1915) – B

The Mothman Prophecies (2002) – B-

Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) – B-

Wild Strawberries (1957) – A

Winter Light (1963) – A-

Thanks for the compliment.

…

It was a compliment, wasn’t it?

Yeah, the head is off-kilter.

Still, it’s Spock with a lightsaber. That’s automatically awesome.