DuracellEnergizer

It might be needed in future if anyone fails to heed Jay’s admonitions.

Finn’s Primary Objective

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Said interface would have to actually exist in order to ever break down.

After a long dry spell, here are some more truly bizarro dreams from yours truly.

This dream started out with me watching B-grade horror movies from the '80s on VHS. Donald Trump appeared in the first movie, playing himself. He chastised a female character for finding religion, then he began monologuing to himself, ruminating on how he once tried putting faith into a higher power before he decided to put faith in himself.

Then gears shifted and the second movie was on. A small group of wealthy, spoiled, effete teenagers/early twenty-somethings decided to hold a seance in the last house remaining from an old, decaying neighbourhood that was otherwise completely bulldozed over and replaced with brand-spanking new houses built for the rich decades before. Assembling at a table in a room located at the centre of the dark, decrepit building, they used florescent ink and florescent gas (whatever that it) as conjuring substances to call forth one of the house’s spirit. Quite suddenly a short, squat woman with short, tangled red hair, wild eyes, and an unnaturally wide mouth materialized on the table. Scared shitless, they all bolted from the room; some got lost in the old house, but most managed to get out and to safety. I don’t know what became of those trapped with the spirit.

The dream realigned, and no longer was I watching any movies. Now I was in some sterile classroom, where a social worker gave me a list of addresses to outfits which could help me find a job. I tried copying some of the addresses down on a piece of paper, but for some reason I was having trouble concentrating and couldn’t do it.

In a flash, I was then on the back porch of my house. I was there with the social worker, and she was trying to talk to my inner spirit, which looked like a human-shaped bundle of dead leaves dressed in a blue vest (the very one I’m wearing as I type this, in fact). When I told the social worker her presence wasn’t helping, that my inner spirit wouldn’t emerge with her standing around acting all domineering, she left. Then my inner spirit took on its true form; it looked like a dirty Avery Brooks. My inner spirit began lamenting on how it – and by extension, myself – should’ve married and had children by now.

The dreams abruptly ended there.

Dek Rollins said:

the original enterprise, as captained by Pike and Kirk, was the first Enterprise!

Ah, not quite.

Lord Haseo said:

Also if you’re talking about our treatment of Impscum; we bash him because he has been doing this shtick for months where he acts as pompous as possible.

Only months?

^This.

True.

Dek Rollins said:

I’m The Original Version

I expected this to link to an Imp’scum post.

^Beautiful.

Wouldn’t a fourth dimensional entity naturally perceive more than we would? 😛

Lord Haseo said:

imperialscum said:

TV’s Frink said:

imperialscum said:

MalàStrana said:

It depends: is R1 the prequel to ANH… or the sequel to ROTS ?

R1 is the prequel to ANH, because ROTS is not suppose to be watched at all.

First thing you’ve said I’ve agreed with…probably because it didn’t include some variant of “I’m the truth.”

I am one with the truth and the truth is with me.

FTFY

You’re both objectively wrong.

Tobar said:

Well this is looking grim:

Judge Throws Out Axanar’s Defense In Star Trek Copyright Case

My loathing for copyright laws and sentiments that TOS should’ve fallen into the public domain years ago aside, the Axanar guys shot themselves in the foot when they decided to start making money off their production; they really have no one to blame for their predicament other than themselves.

suspiciouscoffee said:

TV’s Frink said:

LuckyGungan2001 said:

I love when audiobooks aren’t just someone reading the book, incorporating sound effects and different voices for the characters.

I want that for forum posts.

imperialscum: said
I am the truth.

*Sitcom laugh track that’s heard too often on an unfunny show to trick people into laughing*

He should also be voiced by Seth MacFarlane for optimal effect.

TV’s Frink said:

Reminds me of this.

LuckyGungan2001 said:

Alrighty then.

WYSHS

BAD COMPANY – BAD COMPANY

ALBUM: 7/10

ALBUM COVER: 6/10

BOYS FOR PELE – TORI AMOS

ALBUM: 6/10

ALBUM COVER: 6/10

TO VENUS AND BACK – TORI AMOS

ALBUM: 9/10

ALBUM COVER: 5/10

ROBBIE ROBERTSON – ROBBIE ROBERTSON

ALBUM: 10/10

ALBUM COVER: 10/10

DuracellEnergizer said:

I hate trying to sort my favourite films by preference as I often don’t prefer one over the other, but I’ll give it a try this time around.

1. A Goofy Movie
2. The Mask of Zorro
3. Planes, Trains & Automobiles
4. The Lost Boys
5. Highlander
6. The Empire Strikes Back
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
8. Army of Darkness
9. Star Wars
10. Stargate

Time to try this again.

1. The Ninth Configuration
2. A Goofy Movie
3. The Seventh Seal
4. The Lost Boys
5. The Mask of Zorro
6. Highlander
7. Planes, Trains & Automobiles
8. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
9. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
10. Psycho (1960)

My, how preferences change in just two years.

Too late. The urge has dissipated.

Alderaan said:

R1 is just a fan film though.

A statement so original it makes the OOT look like one of the SEs.

If Ric Olié became a Sith, would he start calling himself “Darth Obvious” or would he made “Ric” the new Sith title?

Hal 9000 said:

I always prefer 2D showings; I just want to see the film, not be whizzed by a bunch of flyin’ whatsits!

Are you saying Friday the 13th Part 3 – with its stunning array of 3D effects involving yo-yos and incredibly fake popped eyeballs coming at you – doesn’t make you swoon with rapture?

TV’s Frink said:

Possessed said:

Nevermind.

I would like to praise this album. It’s pretty solid.

Damn straight.

suspiciouscoffee said:

TV’s Frink said:

Possessed said:

Nevermind.

I would like to praise this album. It’s pretty solid.

Actually it’s mostly liquid.

You were warned not to take the brown acid.

Tyrphanax said:

I never saw any of those things in those movies.

Of course you didn’t. You’re not a latent pervert.