DuracellEnergizer

Perhaps he’s Wedge Organa.

Just what is it about winter warm spells I despise? They inevitably end. Then all the snow that melted into water or slush refreezes into hard, slick ice.

It also makes no sense for there to be post-'70s cars shown driving in the background of the opening credits, yet there are.

That would be a gutsy move to make. I’d like to see it happen.

This is the only part worth remembering, really.

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

TV’s Frink said:

Take it to the fan fiction forum.

Too short and too random for there. Sorry.

Overruled.

Just for this, I’m going to expand that one absurdist fragment into an entire absurdist screenplay. Then to top it all off, I’m gonna post it directly in the re-writing subsection! How do you like them apples?

…

Wait.

Warbler said:

Possessed said:

I don’t have any fucking friends apparently. And I’m already drunk.

I am very sorry to see this. It makes me very sad and depressed.

TV’s Frink said:

Take it to the fan fiction forum.

Too short and too random for there. Sorry.

NeverarGreat said:

But that’s where writing goes to die.

HEY!

ray_afraid said:

adywan said:

jedimasterobiwan said:

any hint what a new hope revisited hd’s color correction will look like?

ANH:R HD LSD

Iridescent 3PO is pretty cool though!

This.

LuckyGungan2001 said:

Why is Laurie Forman shown rocking out with the gang in the opening credits to season two of That 70s Show?

To flaunt that hair of hers.

FanFiltration said:

Charles Manson
Edit: Is still alive (Unfortunately)

He’s the absolute master of trollery. I’d admire him were he not an unrepentant psychopath.

suspiciouscoffee said:

Is it bad that I preferred the old logo?

What does Vader say at the end of ROTS?

Kickass Bearded Luke!

TV’s Frink said:

I mean I’m sure it’s kind of sexist by nature of being juvenile, but that’s just an assumption on my part.

You assume correctly.

doubleKO said:

shocked gaps

“You catch on pretty slow.”

THE PLANETS – ISAO TOMITA

ALBUM: 9/10

ALBUM COVER: 7/10

I can grow a good beard, but before long the feel of it rankles me, so I always shave it off.

I embraced the absurd ages ago.

EXT. NABOO – NABOO PUBLIC CEMETERY – EVENING

Deep in the silent, empty cemetery, working alone under the cold evening light of Naboo’s three moons, DARK LORD OF THE SITH DARTH VADER is busy exhuming a months-old grave.

With the SCRAPE of metal against wood, Vader realizes he has finally reached the coffin. Clearing earth away with his shovel, he uncovers the lid of the casket. Then wedging the blade of the shovel under the lid, he pries it open. White moonlight falls into the open casket, illuminating the pale form of PADME AMIDALA’S WORM-RIDDEN DECAYING CORPSE.

Tossing the shovel aside, Vader reaches down and takes hold of his dead wife. Hefting the cadaver out of the hole, he begins to waltz about the cemetery grounds with the limp figure in his arms.

DARTH VADER: Dance with the dead in my dreams. Listen to their hallowed screams. The dead have taken my soul. Temptation’s lost all control.

PADME’S CORPSE: This is no dream! This is real happening!

DARTH VADER: NOOOOOOOOOO!

This is no longer the '20s. No one can binge drink and go on a hooker spree for $10 anymore.

War of the Stars: A New Hope Grindhoused (2010)

9/10

Trump ceased to be human when that alien parasite which vaguely resembles hair attached itself to his scalp and took control of his brain.

I don’t like sex dreams. Mine are almost always poorly coordinated and rarely end satisfactorily.