This user has been banned.
I keep accidentally posting in the old b*tching thread. Someone slap me with a splintered ruler.
My elbows are dry and chapped.
Remember, unless you’re bitching about something or someone here…this is no longer the place.
Dammit. Wrong b*tching thread AGAIN.
One of the things that I personally love about the old old EU (OOEU for short) is that it, like the OT, didn’t overthink itself. It avoided unnecessary explanations and simply focused on telling fun and interesting stories.
FTFY
Oh my god.
He should have played Episode 1 Ani.
“He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the podracer training.”
My elbows are dry and chapped.
O hai, pre-AOTC Hayden.
Mala has literally no idea what he’s talking about so I wouldn’t worry about him.
Of course he knows what he’s talking about. A professional troll always knows what he’s talking about.
At first I was thinking this would be better if it was in motion and if there was no watermark…but now I’m sort of thinking it’s funnier this way.
You thought right.
Also, most of the books are books I haven’t read since middle school and don’t much care about anymore. I don’t really wanna get rid of them, but fairly soon I’ll start to need more space.
I once held this sentiment in regard to all the Goosebumps and Fear Street books I once owned. I forced myself to overcome it, and you will too!
I still blame the Spacing Guild.
Proposed avatar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2EUkkX16Lk
Why? Because it’s a perfectly laughable cliffhanger to a perfectly laughable movie which never got a perfectly laughable sequel.
There is no need to be a fly on the wall in Trump’s White House anymore with all the facts flying in this thread. Next thing you know, we’ll have Warbler for President with Hillary Clinton as his Vice, and some of you folks filling cabinet spots due to your unique and superior qualifications.
That would be a doomsday worth counting towards.
LOL
Not sure how many question marks to use, so I shall use none.
Use the interrobang. It’s sexier.
I don’t really get into movies too much, to be honest.
Body snatcher confirmed.
I think it was a male squirrel, so no.
“Aaaaaahhhhh!!!”, Luke screamed, as he fell from the platform. The Emperor heard this through his connection with the force, probably, and considered, “What a marvelous scream. If I were to fall down such a shaft, heaven forbid, I too would like to scream like that.”
ALLOL!
^This.
I had a dream that a wild squirrel took a liking to me, so I decided to adopt as a pet. It was afraid of the dogs and wary of the cats, so I took care to keep the squirrel close to me whenever they were around. I kept the squirrel for a number of years, and the two of us grew very close. Then the squirrel grew old and died.
Instead of giving the squirrel a decent burial, my family took it, skinned it, and cooked it up for dinner. Needless to say, I was enraged. I took my cooked squirrel away from then and went on a rage-induced rampage.
Then I was killed by Kandarian demons.
^^Cromulent.
His metrosexual eyebrows.
George Lucas without his beard
And just for fun
ITFY
Yeah, the EU loved being woodenly literal.
Wouldnt’ it be sad if there was a offical Star Wars/Star Trek crossover? That would mean there’s no Jedis in the future cause they never run into any in any episodes.
SW Galaxy =/= Milky Way Galaxy
