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A girl named Michael. I wonder if they’ll have a boy named Sue, too.

“Hey, homeboy, why don’t you go close that door. We’ll get the prom queen impregnated.”

According to Wookieepedia, the goth fashion victim from TFA

is human. Yet didn’t she have an unnatural Goa’uld voice? Am I supposed to believe she had a tracheotomy?

Warbler said:

Okay, I give up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmPhaG1ud38

Sounds unreasonable.

I am altering the thread. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

“Inside” – Toad the Wet Sprocket

Free my heart to feel again
Free my mind to understand
To run unfettered
Pull the blinders from my eyes

Let me see the endless skies
And drown here where I stand
In the beauty of the land

And all my life
It lay inside
For all my life

Tear this anger from my soul
Wash me clean and leave me whole
Leave me higher
Work my hands to make them strong
Lift my arms to carry on
That anywhere I go
To never be alone

And all my life
It lay inside
For all my life

We were always leaving
Since we started breathing
And running back no wonder
We are torn asunder

To give me life
To give me life

Yeah, I’d like to know if I’ll be blessed with the ability to perfectly ignore husezni’s garbage once and for all or not.

Perhaps you’ve forgotten, Warb, but not too long ago my laptop was sent to the pawnshop for over a week. The same thing happened several weeks before that. Aside from going through some computer withdrawal and having to listen to my sister’s shitty music every couple days without having YouTube on-hand to drown it out, I fared just fine.

TV’s Frink said:

I thought it was too obvious for the need to say it.

This.

Wazzles said:

Simpsons quotes are always relevant. 😄

Indeed. It’s eerie how the Halloween episode with Bill Clinton and Bob Dole has gained new relevance in the face of the Trump/Clinton debacle, for example.

Unless he needs Internet for his job, I certainly don’t see the necessity for 24-7 Internet access. Hell, as much as I bitched about it during the moment, the last two times I was deprived of the Internet, I managed to watch a number of movies and read a number of books that I never wouldn’t gotten around to if I’d still had the laptop plopped down in front of me.

Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

The question is if he’d stop just because everyone responded. I feel that wouldn’t happen. And since the moderators don’t seem to feel he needs to be told to stop (an assumption on my part, but it’s certainly true publicly if nothing else), people should at least feel free to call him out for his bullshit. Same goes for Impscum, Mala, Ryan, and the rest.

Impscum has really toned it down lately and doesn’t even bother me.

Like chronic sciatica, the relief won’t last.

moviefreakedmind said:

I know, I’m just enjoying coming up with new ways of invoking God in this thread.

You’ve gotta try it with Hebrew. Nothing beats calling on Yahweh in the original language.

Oh God, I love that song. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve listened to it since rediscovering it via Hobo with a Shotgun.

*goes to listen to that song right away*

If only I could do them justice with perfectly recalled, point-by-point descriptions. Then they’d really be something to read about.

What, you’re not going to reveal the name of this song?

Tease.

Nah. Rand was an atheist. I’d ascribe that quote to Trump.

Possessed said:

Fuck neglify, amirite?

Earl said:

If you insist.

^Awesome dream.

Wait, you’re a Satanist? I figured you for a minion of one of the mischievous trickster gods.

The only Satanist I see around here at present is you.

Between the disbeliever who loves and cares for his brother and the devout whose eyes burn with hatred and whose tongue drips with venom, I know who is closer to God.

thejediknighthusezni said:

If our Creator has even the faintest sense of justice or the least possible concern for the Word of honor given many many times, those responsible for this cinematic abomination will burn in AGONY for all eternity.

Still confusing God with your true lord and master, I see.